Take down your 'castle', twat told

[editor]

The one that surely takes first prize is Brighton's West Pier. An abandoned and inaccessible structure completely surrounded by water. Caught fire not once but twice. Pretty unlucky, that.

Not even slightly suspicious, no sir.

 

[keybored]

Still, fucking Omar's performance as the star witness in Bird's trial. The best scenes ever committed to film or what?

 

[Teaboy]

Looks like the inevitable is happening and the castle is coming down.

Surrey farmer starts 'hidden castle' demolition - BBC News

Either that or its just another elaborate scheme by the nutter.

 

[hash tag]

I just saw that, the beeb are reporting it as latest news

 

[friedaweed]

Demolition equipment been seen moving into position...

 

[bi0boy]

I just saw that, the beeb are reporting it as latest news

Well, they did pay for that helicopter trip

 

[existentialist]

Demolition equipment been seen moving into position...

Oh, wouldn't that be wonderful...!

 

[T & P]

Was he ordered to pay the prosecution's legal costs? I bet the twat has cost the public coffers quite a bit over the years.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

 

[Teaboy]

Christ. What on earth did he build it from?

The council should have just waited a few years and the thing would have fallen down by itself. Mind, its not that surprising that if he was prepared to flout planning laws he didn't give a rats arse about building regs.

 

[hash tag]

As it is, I feel like the apocalypse has started; perhaps that was his own tank for storing fuel or water, but a wag would suggest its more of a sceptic tank
I wonder where the poor chap is going to house his family now? Maybe he has applied for social housing as he is possibly homeless.

 

[sheothebudworths]

Not even slightly suspicious, no sir.

I know someone (trustworthy) who saw a boat passing under, shooting flares, just before it caught.
Not the only person either cos that was investigated after multiple witness accounts, but dismissed, by the police...

 

[iona]

I know someone (trustworthy) who saw a boat passing under, shooting flares, just before it caught.
Not the only person either cos that was investigated after multiple witness accounts, but dismissed, by the police...

The name of the guy who allegedly got paid to do it is common knowledge among certain circles in Brighton

 

[sheothebudworths]

The name of the guy who allegedly got paid to do it is common knowledge among certain circles in Brighton

I don't doubt it - but that's along with the names of the people who allegedly paid for it be to done being even more widespread.
The person I know never told the police, having half an idea about the background, but they clearly had plenty of other reports to go on. It's been a filthy business, all round.

 

[DotCommunist]

dismissed, by the police.

brahn envelopes

 

[hash tag]

Finally folks, I see it's gone Surrey farmer Robert Fidler's 'no regrets' over 'hidden castle' - BBC News

 

[Orang Utan]

Finally folks, I see it's gone Surrey farmer Robert Fidler's 'no regrets' over 'hidden castle' - BBC News

'Mr Fidler said the loss of his house was "about as close as you'll come to terrorism in Reigate and Banstead".

"You know the only place you'll see a beautiful property like this demolished for no good reason is a war zone, an earthquake, or some suicide bomber or some terrorist action.

"And that's all I can equate it to," he said.'

 

[spliff]

'Mr Fidler said the loss of his house was "about as close as you'll come to terrorism in Reigate and Banstead".

"You know the only place you'll see a beautiful property like this demolished for no good reason is a war zone, an earthquake, or some suicide bomber or some terrorist action.

"And that's all I can equate it to," he said.'

 

[A380]

Still my favourite ever thread title.

 

[hash tag]

Sorry, I think fizzerbird about burning herself while exfoliating takes the biscuit

 

[Hoss]

Still my favourite ever thread title.

Yep! I chuckle when I log in and see this thread at the top

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

He should re-build it as a genuine cow-shed. He's kept all the bits, so easy enough to do.

 

[tim]

Brexit means that Englishmen may once more be free to build castles. If they're old they may need them to protect them from the marauding hordes of the bremainers

 

[DotCommunist]

'Mr Fidler said the loss of his house was "about as close as you'll come to terrorism in Reigate and Banstead".

"You know the only place you'll see a beautiful property like this demolished for no good reason is a war zone, an earthquake, or some suicide bomber or some terrorist action.

"And that's all I can equate it to," he said.'

lets see the cunt buy some real estate for lo lo prices in syria and build a castle there, the hyperbolic fool

 

[bi0boy]

Keep an eye out for it, perhaps coming to a field near you.

Salfords farmer Robert Fidler: 'I'm going to rebuild my castle'

 

[kabbes]

Keep an eye out for it, perhaps coming to a field near you.

Salfords farmer Robert Fidler: 'I'm going to rebuild my castle'

That article includes the following excellent caption:

"Mr Fidler on his roof earlier this year"

 

[Spymaster]

That article includes the following excellent caption:

"Mr Fidler on his roof earlier this year"

Although they should've simply gone with "Fidler on the Roof"

 

[kabbes]

Although they should've simply gone with "Fidler on the Roof"

It wouldn't be good local news without the "earlier this year" though. You always have to have a comment about it being earlier today/this week/this year.

 

[DotCommunist]

If he were a rich man he could rebuild

 

[andysays]

Although they should've simply gone with "Fidler on the Roof"

I refer the honourable gentleman to my earlier response in post 195