Splitters - Giving anti-Corbyn MPs a name

[wheelie_bin]

Despite the Eagle continuing to not stand, a split may yet occur. We know that strategic planning hasn't been their strong suit just yet so let's help these PLP MPs out with a name for their new party.

1) Blairite gives them their figurehead (they can even make a flag with Tony's face on it).
2) Progress or Fabian would require two splits, so that could be entertaining.
3) Splitters is nice and simple, everybody knows who they are.

Your ideas?

 

[Pickman's model]

Wankers

 

[Pickman's model]

Right wing shits

 

[jakethesnake]

Scabs

 

[JimW]

The Party of Moderate Progress Within the Bounds of the Law

 

[Pickman's model]

Magenta scum

 

[Pickman's model]

The Party of Moderate Progress Within the Bounds of the Law

Don't shit on the memory of hasek

 

[YouSir]

Despite the Eagle continuing to not stand, a split may yet occur. We know that strategic planning hasn't been their strong suit just yet so let's help these PLP MPs out with a name for their new party.

1) Blairite gives them their figurehead (they can even make a flag with Tony's face on it).
2) Progress or Fabian would require two splits, so that could be entertaining.
3) Splitters is nice and simple, everybody knows who they are.

Your ideas?

Progressing Progressives for Progress in a Progressive Manner (Blairite-Eagle)

 

[JimW]

Don't shit on the memory of hasek

Fully in keeping with his satirical intent. Don't shit on his comic genius.

 

[YouSir]

The Bastard and Payday Sunday League Five-a-Siders

 

[Sue]

Wankers

Right wing shits

Magenta scum

You're being rather measured there, Pickman's model...

 

[Pickman's model]

Fully in keeping with his satirical intent. Don't shit on his comic genius.

You already have

 

[Casually Red]

Filth columnists

 

[YouSir]

Chas & Dave, for w/c appeal.

 

[eoin_k]

SDP (Mk II)

 

[fishfinger]

Tories

 

[Idris2002]

Reform, Renewal, New Labour, People's Party - "National Party", maybe? - "United" gets used a lot:

United Party - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

My guess would be "Progressive Labour" or some variant thereof.

 

[Rob Ray]

The Purple Pros.

Which has the simultaneous advantage of referencing their pathetic reluctance to wear red ties for fear of looking too socialist, their insistence that the plebs should leave governing to them, and the way their culture and skillset is roughly equivalent to those amateur club golfers who get some terrible pun printed on the backs of polo shirts as a team name.

 

[The Pale King]

Fifth Columnists

 

[two sheds]

The Guardian called them "Loyal Labour MPs" after they resigned when Benn was sacked.

 

[gosub]

fuckwits.

 

[wheelie_bin]

Reform, Renewal, New Labour, People's Party - "National Party", maybe? - "United" gets used a lot:

United Party - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

My guess would be "Progressive Labour" or some variant thereof.

United is overused, the Disunited Party would be more distinctive.

 

[wheelie_bin]

Fifth Columnists

edit: Just seen Casually Red posted same upthread - great minds and all that..

Casually Red actually went for the beautiful FiLth Columnists, so you can keep your name in the running.

 

[Idris2002]

United is overused, the Disunited Party would be more distinctive.

The Deform Party, perhaps?

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Tories Originating from the Rightward Iteration of Socialism.

[/Rimmer]

 

[wheelie_bin]

I just had a terrible thought that they'll go for "EU Re-entry Party".

 

[Louis MacNeice]

Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Tories Originating from the Rightward Iteration of Socialism.

[/Rimmer]

Half the population wouldn't be able to find it.

Getting my coat - Louis MacNeice

 

[teqniq]

Yesterday's men.

 

[belboid]

The Nobody's.

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

Cunty McCuntcunts.