So how will Putin end?

[Aladdin]

At the risk of being distastful..
(Yeah right)
How do you think Putin will end?

Vote and / or come up with your own ending.

 

[High Voltage]

Most likely, old age in a luxury dachas somewhere surrounded by obscene wealth the likes of which should never be seen

 

[kebabking]

If there's any justice in the world, it would be the end of a rope, in an empty room, with his own shit running down his legs.

But as there's very little justice in the world, the worst he's likely to see is a remote dacha having been retired.

 

[two sheds]

No 'taking all the rest of us with him' option?

 

[Bus Honeygun]

I'm sticking with the bowel cancer theory.

Unless it's been debunked and I missed it.

 

[cupid_stunt]

In a cell, some years in the future, after his conviction for war-crimes by the International Criminal Court.

<if you don't have a dream how can it come true.>

 

[Pickman's model]

As a chat show host and revered elder statesman in america

 

[platinumsage]

In a cell, some years in the future, after his conviction for war-crimes by the International Criminal Court.

<if you don't have a dream how can it come true.>

That's what happened to Milosevic (well, prior to conviction) so it's not too far-fetched.

 

[Pickman's model]

That's what happened to Milosevic so it's not too far-fetched.

It does rely on Russia extraditing him

 

[zahir]

Maybe falling victim to a Ukrainian version of Operation Nemesis.

Operation Nemesis - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

eta:

Assassination of Talaat Pasha - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[farmerbarleymow]

No 'taking all the rest of us with him' option?

That's my thought - death in the forthcoming global thermonuclear war, along with the rest of us.

 

[Louis MacNeice]

As Siberia's second most popular Dobby tribute act, found frozen to death outside a children's party, forgotten by the hosts and dressed only in a house elf tunic made of soiled sacking.

Cheers - Louis MacNeice

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

At the risk of being distastful..
(Yeah right)
How do you think Putin will end?

Vote and / or come up with your own ending.

I believe the traditional method of regime change is a bout of the flu, followed by assurances that their dear leader is "on the mend", followed by a death announcement a couple of months later.

If there were justice in the world, it would tea laced with polonium.

 

[existentialist]

Stroke (just to stay consistent)

 

[JimW]

Bang not a whimper, by the looks of it.

 

[Raheem]

A remote Dacia with a tube attached to the exhaust.

 

[frogwoman]

Some kind of novel but plausibly deniable poison.

 

[dilute micro]

I'm going with the Slim Pickens in Dr Strangelove option

 

[steveo87]

After that (sadly false) CNN story of Steven Seagal going to fight for the Russians, instead I feel he's actually gone 'full rogue' and has gone to Moscow to 'take out' Putin.
He won't, naturally, and we'll be shot as soon as he breaches the Kremlin walls. However, due to the 'brain drain' (ie all Generals getting killed in raw Ukraine), the guards will have only been in place for a round a week, having being picked up from some god forsaken part of Siberia, and lacking correct weapons training, will miss, the bullet ricocheting off one of the sturdy bricks, and hitting Vlad between the eyes, ironically as he stares at that photo of him on that horse.


Or he'll live to a grand old age of 138, dieing as Lord and protector of New Russia - stetching from Vladivostock to the Wirral.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

After losing the war in Ukraine, Vladimir retired from being dictator of Russia and re-trained in light entertainment, he had a moderately successful career, culminating with a Saturday night slot at the London Polonium, where one April he keeled over, the audience thought it was part of the act and started to clap, little knowing that his once cold heart had give up on him and Vlad was on his way to the dacha in the sky.

 

[frogwoman]

If there is an internal coup and Uncle Vova dies I hope Russia Today covers the event the same way they did the Skripals. 'I went to Gelendzhik to enjoy the ancient juniper and pine forests and view the ancient greek heritage of the town, nothing to do with the assassination of Putin'

 

[friedaweed]

Shit poll. No cheese option.

 

[RainbowTown]

Whatever way he goes, please let it be soon. Very, very soon. At least then we'll rid of this base and malevolent man who has the blood and tears of so many men, women and children on his grubby little hands. Including those who are unfortunate enough to be living under his tyranny.

 

[Yossarian]

Botulism poisoning after a plastic surgeon with a Ukrainian grandmother administers over-generous amounts during a Botox treatment.

 

[Aladdin]

After losing the war in Ukraine, Vladimir retired from being dictator of Russia and re-trained in light entertainment, he had a moderately successful career, culminating with a Saturday night slot at the London Polonium, where one April he keeled over, the audience thought it was part of the act and started to clap, little knowing that his once cold heart had give up on him and Vlad was on his way to the dacha in the sky.

Light entettainment..
Are we talking stand up comedy or smooth jazz?

 

[Aladdin]

Shit poll. No cheese option.

Sorted that now.

 

[Aladdin]

Botulism poisoning after a plastic surgeon with a Ukrainian grandmother administers over-generous amounts during a Botox treatment.

Cunning plan...

 

[spitfire]

Roaring. Preferably.

 

[Dogsauce]

Tied down and scalded to death by having super hot baked beans poured over him, followed by cheese. It wouldn’t work the other way round.

 

[MickiQ]

Dealer's choice however regardless of how, they need to pull their finger out and get on with it!