So how will Putin end?

[Johnny Vodka]

Could he be eaten by a bear?

 

[Dogsauce]

Could he be eaten by a bear?

Hopefully by a chunky bearded gay bloke, not the forest-dwelling animal variety.

 

[Raheem]

Hopefully by a chunky bearded gay bloke, not the forest-dwelling animal variety.

One of each?

 

[cuppa tee]

No ‘Mussolini’ option ?

 

[Louis MacNeice]

Handcuffed to Donald Trump in sound proof crate, stored next to the one containing the ark of the covenant.

Cheers - Louis MacNeice

 

[Yossarian]

Bowel cancer - with echoes of Steve Jobs, he refused medical treatment until it was too late and instead tried to cure it with swims in icy water, tradition Russian folk remedies, and blessing from Orthodox priests.

 

[friedaweed]

Tied down and scalded to death by having super hot baked beans poured over him, followed by cheese. It wouldn’t work the other way round.

Yeah definitely a cheese on top ending that. Bit of cracked black pepper.

 

[weltweit]

I was talking with a neighbour yesterday.

Their take was that someone needed to shoot Putin before he can do more damage.

 

[Poot]

In a Putin-shaped box which could be put inside a slightly larger Putin-shaped box, which is then placed inside a slightly larger Putin-shaped box.

 

[Pickman's model]

Could we have a moratorium on the 'it'd all be better if Putin was shot' motif pls, it's now desperately dull after all the repetition over various threads

 

[ouirdeaux]

Not to mention contemptuous of the subjunctive.

 

[Aladdin]

Could we have a moratorium on the 'it'd all be better if Putin was shot' motif pls, it's now desperately dull after all the repetition over various threads

It's not like we are actually plotting to do him in.

 

[Pickman's model]

It's not like we are actually plotting to do him in.

If we were it'd be more interesting but also lay us open to conspiracy to murder charges

 

[Aladdin]

If we were it'd be more interesting but also lay us open to conspiracy to murder charges

Are you serious?

Why cant you ignore the thread?
People have always imagined the death of misetable dictators.
It's an imaginary thread.

Thought you'd get that?

 

[Yossarian]

If we were it'd be more interesting but also lay us open to conspiracy to murder charges

It's not as if any of us would be able to reach Putin - what could we do, hack into the navigation systems of Russian bombers and designate Putin's bunker as a Ukrainian children's hospital?

 

[ouirdeaux]

Now that's an idea.

 

[Aladdin]

Well that's the thread killed off.

 

[Pickman's model]

Are you serious?

Why cant you ignore the thread?
People have always imagined the death of misetable dictators.
It's an imaginary thread.

Thought you'd get that?

Go back. Read my 40. Then read it again. And once for the charm. I've nothing against imagining the death of dictators. But can we not try, at least try, to be more interesting than wishing them shot?

 

[Aladdin]

can we not try, at least try, to be more interesting than wishing them shot?

I guess.

Spoon feed him marshmallows til he explodes?

Give him a giant soft chair that swallows him up?

Dunno.

 

[Dystopiary]

If he survives past this dreadful war then I hope he gets put on trial before he carks it, made to face every single one of his wicked deeds.

 

[zenie]

I’m hoping for some kind of honey trap. Some bad ass Grace Jones Mayday style shit

Or….terrible wanking accident.

 

[Raheem]

Or….terrible wanting accident.

Like when you want neighbouring territory so bad the world ends?

 

[frogwoman]

Vacuum cleaner and Penistone accident?

 

[A380]

I saw a drama documentary on this very subject.

Apparently he will be destroyed, along with most of humanity following a funk overload caused by out dancing a pair of highly radioactive trainers/ basketball boots created by Russian Scientists. The footwear previously destroying, with their funk power, a super strong robot and a genetically enhanced super comrade.

The only , brief survivor being a Russian cosmonaut on the moon.

 

[Aladdin]

One time loyal KGB agent, Comrade Pigeonskiy betrays Putin by pooping on him repeatedly, until he is smothered by poo.

 

[zenie]

Like when you want neighbouring territory so bad the world ends?

Should be a k not a t

 

[WouldBe]

One of each?

Spitroasted.

 

[WouldBe]

Tied down and scalded to death by having super hot baked beans poured over him, followed by cheese. It wouldn’t work the other way round.

It might if it was molten cheese.

 

[not-bono-ever]

i dont care how he ends, he can fuck off to the south of france with his trillions for all i care. I just want this to stop

 

[Dogsauce]

It's not as if any of us would be able to reach Putin - what could we do, hack into the navigation systems of Russian bombers and designate Putin's bunker as a Ukrainian children's hospital?

They’ve been using standard GPS systems according to pictures some people have analysed on Twitter etc. Pretty sure the US military control that anyway.