Make fun of Vladimir Putin thread

[existentialist]

Why? It's just a regular manly fishing trip. Nothing out of the ordinary for Vlad.

"Vova" is the diminutive. It's what his mum would have called him as a toddler, had she not run away before he was born.

 

[Mattym]

Was going to make something but don't have the time and only limited skills. It was going to be table related. I found this on b3ta anyway

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Put' Black.

 

[WouldBe]

"Vulva" is the diminutive. It's what his mum would have called him as a toddler, had she not run away before he was born.

Cfy

 

[two sheds]

Why? It's just a straightforward fishing weekend. Nothing out of the ordinary for Vlad.

cfu

 

[Elpenor]

Why? It's just a regular manly fishing trip. Nothing out of the ordinary for Vlad.

Like the one on Gavin and Stacey?

 

[Wolveryeti]

Vlad would love this pencil sharpener

 

[keybored]

Why? It's just a straightforward angling exercise with an objective to denazify the river. Nothing out of the ordinary for Vlad.

Cfu

 

[frogwoman]

Vlad would love this pencil sharpener

Can we have less of this kind of shit please?

 

[Mattym]

Remember Vlad, when you even had MDMA named in your honour?

 

[Aladdin]

 

[bluescreen]

Came across this when looking for something completely different about politics:

Vladimir Putin: Life Coach by Sears, Rob: Very Good Hardcover (2018) | Goldstone Books

Free Shipping - ISBN: 9781786894694 - Hardcover - Canongate Books - 2018 - Condition: Very Good - All orders are dispatched the following working day from our UK warehouse. Established in 2004, we have over 500,000 books in stock. No quibble refund if not completely satisfied. - Vladimir Putin...

www.abebooks.co.uk

 

[bluescreen]

Came across this when looking for something completely different about politics:

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Vladimir Putin: Life Coach by Sears, Rob: Very Good Hardcover (2018) | Goldstone Books

Free Shipping - ISBN: 9781786894694 - Hardcover - Canongate Books - 2018 - Condition: Very Good - All orders are dispatched the following working day from our UK warehouse. Established in 2004, we have over 500,000 books in stock. No quibble refund if not completely satisfied. - Vladimir Putin...

www.abebooks.co.uk

(By the bestselling author of The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump)
Published in 2018

Adding the synopsis here in case the item is sold:
Synopsis:

What can the rise and reign of this century's most feared politician teach us about life, work and love? Rob Sears shows how the machinations that enabled Putin to dominate the Kremlin and undermine the United States of America could also help you take control of your mundane life. How would you like to ruin your enemies by sharing compromising material about that time they didn't wash their hands? Or annex territory by claiming the stationery cupboard at work as your personal empire? Fancy hacking democracy at the parent-teacher association to ensure you're a shoo-in for social secretary? Or serving up a cold dish called revenge in a high street restaurant?

Filled with stories from Putin's extraordinary time in power, and ideas and illustrations to help you emulate him on a small scale, Vladimir Putin: Life Coach is the ultimate guide to releasing the pseudo-elected, judo black belt, 5D chess-playing autocrat inside each and every one of us.

Book Description:
Be the dictator you've always dreamed of being with this handy guide to life and everyday success inspired by everyone's favourite autocrat. An ideal stocking filler