Self-indulgent pet thread
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Pluviophile
Your griff looks like a big ball of fur with eyes and nose. When he walks, does he look like a moving ball of fur?
Reno
The In Kraut
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
Mr. Kippers has a box. A serious box!
sim667
All aboard the 303 bus.
Thats from the dark crystal isnt it?
My mate looks well like that and we used to take the piss unrelentlessly.
AwwwNo
In this picture, Artichoke is noisily peck-kissing my arm. Nigel is irritated.
In this picture, Artichoke is kissing Nigel instead. Nigel approves, as this is where kisses are correctly directed. NB: Artichoke suspects some of you may be serial stalkers and / or weirdos, so I've substituted her face for that of Prince Harry on a shooting range, so that anyone who tries to stalk her ends up stalking Prince Harry instead.
In this picture, Nigel has been kissed, everyone else has stopped kissing anyone or anything; most importantly, no-one is kissing anything other than Nigel. Nigel is, thus, content. All is well with her world, and relaxation may begin in earnest.
In this picture, Artichoke is kissing Nigel instead. Nigel approves, as this is where kisses are correctly directed. NB: Artichoke suspects some of you may be serial stalkers and / or weirdos, so I've substituted her face for that of Prince Harry on a shooting range, so that anyone who tries to stalk her ends up stalking Prince Harry instead.
In this picture, Nigel has been kissed, everyone else has stopped kissing anyone or anything; most importantly, no-one is kissing anything other than Nigel. Nigel is, thus, content. All is well with her world, and relaxation may begin in earnest.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Were your girlfriend's parents hippies or summat, Mrs Q?
a_chap
When the world came apart, where were you?
Please tell me you've found him...
scifisam
feck! arse! girls! drink!
I have - kept meaning to post and forgetting to.
He turned up at 2am, yowling in the dry moat between my window and the outside. I think he'd been wandering until then and fell down while trying to get home. If he'd been there the whole time then he'd have responded to me calling, or I'd have heard him before. Besides, he didn't seem scared of the outside any more and the dog thought his private parts smelt fascinating, so I suspect they'd been busy.
I had to get a rope, tie it to his cat-carrier and lower it down with some food inside it, then lower it down again with the door facing him because he just kept staring at my torch. He seems very happy to be home and I'm very happy to have him home - he is a much lovelier cat than I've ever had before.
The windows are not opening more than an inch from now on.
TitanSound
Mr Beardy Drummer
What about the poor girl cat he's gotten up the duff? He won't be there to support her
scifisam
feck! arse! girls! drink!
What about the poor girl cat he's gotten up the duff? He won't be there to support her
My cat is a deadbeat Dad.
Mind you, don't male cats sometimes eat their kittens? Perhaps it's for the best that he's not around...
TitanSound
Mr Beardy Drummer
My cat is a deadbeat Dad.
Mind you, don't male cats sometimes eat their kittens? Perhaps it's for the best that he's not around...
Only if Mrs Cat hasn't made him a delicious sandwich.
Nigel bluescreened my old Dell at least once per day whilst it was running Vista. I never worked out wtf she was hitting (and couldn't replicate whatever it was she was doing), but I'd come back from brewing a coffee and there'd be a happy cat and an utterly upfucked Dell.My cat has an uncanny ability to step on the Delete button when least convenient.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
my ex-cat puked on my ex-flatmate's laptop and permanently borked the keyboard
Me76
Not very good lurker
We have been through 3 keyboards in our house due to pukey cat. The BF gets nagged at a lot for leaving the lid of the laptop open in case it happens on that!
shakespearegirl
just worked out taglines
This mornings present - a mummified frog. God knows where they got that from. It grossed Mr Shakes out even more than the live one We put collars on them but they manage to get out of them within a day, so I expect regular presents
We put collars on them but they manage to get out of them within a day, so I expect regular presents
CRI
Registered Chooser
My God, the likeness is uncanny!
past caring
The Cathars were right
Dog, cat, beergut.
CRI
Registered Chooser
What a sneaky look. Gorgeous shot!Your dog is BEAUTIFUL that's very pretty brindle
