Self-indulgent pet thread
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Maurice Picarda
Actually, might as well flounce.
Maximilien ate a dozen bagels from the bin in the park and now his farting is extraordinary. I keep having to check that he hasn't shat under the desk. Don't feed bagels to spaniels.
scifisam
feck! arse! girls! drink!
My friend's comfty pointy dogs
That's adorable.
Pointy dogs are the BEST.My friend's comfty pointy dogs
Stanley the greyhound spark out.
Dr Alimantado
Balmed
Must say I'm loving this thread - makes me wanna get a kitteh. I also like browsing youtube for kitteh clips & the catsthatlooklikehitler site always makes me laugh.
Dr Alimantado
Balmed
Are you really Dr Alimantado?
Nah, I'm hardly the best dressed chicken in town & I'm not sure admiting you like puddy cats would go with his image. I've developed a habit of calling myself Dr summat on messageboards. I think the real one is at large in England somewhere last I looked though.
"IN PLZ"
(her rear paws are a good 6" off the ground, and she'll hang there in increasing desperation for a good 20 seconds).
btw, the chips on the paintwork inside and out are from her claws, whilst she's hanging there.
We've got 3 rows of glass panels on our door; her claw marks go RIGHT up to the top one. Where, when we first got her (and weren't yet letting her out) she'd levitate, until she (very very unglamorously) fell off.
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
Mr. Kippers' gravity defying bed!!
BoatieBird
Well-Known Member
Dub meeting a policeman at Blists Hill Victorian Town.
He said he was prepared to overlook the fact that we didn't have a licence for him as he was quite obviously a 'quality dog'
rekil
to menny cranks
We had two cats that used to do that at the same time. They eventually worked out how to open the door by using one paw to hammer on the handle.
Ms T
Honey-coloured ramparts
We had a cat who used to let herself in by jumping on the door handle and using her body weight to make the door swing open. The first time she did it noone could work out how.
Maurice Picarda
Actually, might as well flounce.
"Yes, 'scratching all the time', I'll grant you, but 'ain't never caught a rabbit?' Pshaw!"
"What do you mean I'm not allowed to take it home? I killed it for you, you daft fuck. That's why I've been carrying the corpse around for the last hour. What kind of crap pack leader are you?"
"Ooh! Wild pigs! What they are doing in council-maintained woodland in Hertfordshire, though, I have no idea. Fear me, piggies!"
Addy
cooking...
my poor Charlie is not doing well, his heart murmour is progresiveley getting worse 
Listen...
Please make him the most popular dog on facebook to keep him loved.
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003133143603
Listen...
Please make him the most popular dog on facebook to keep him loved.
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003133143603
BoatieBird
Well-Known Member
Aww, poor Charlie - it's a common problem with Cavaliers isn't it?
xes
F.O.A.D
this is why we can't have nice things.
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I tried to get one of Rusty going through the dog flap, as lots of people don't believe that such things exist. But all I got was his arse dissapearing through at about 600mph.
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I tried to get one of Rusty going through the dog flap, as lots of people don't believe that such things exist. But all I got was his arse dissapearing through at about 600mph.
