Russell Brand Crap/Not Crap

[dlx1]

He's about as funny as a burning pet shop

lol.
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Russell Brand, Cunt

 

[Rosco]

I like him, in fact I really like him. Fucking funny quick thinking bloke.

 

[nick1181]

crossed with

=

 

[nick1181]

A little bit wacky, a little bit smacky.

 

[exosculate]

I thought he was Charlied up last night - he was well hectic even for him.

 

[Masseuse]

Shitloads better than Hamlet.

 

[exosculate]

Ok I've finally voted - not crap. Although I'd have liked an option that said.

Great in places - crap in places - getting steadily more crap sadly as he begins to dwell too heavily on his percieved brilliance (The Nicky Syndrome) and becomes an ultimate Brand product.

In 6/12 months time I will have probably switched.

 

[exosculate]

Shitloads better than Hamlet.

Get thee to a nunnery!

 

[zenie]

A little bit wacky, a little bit smacky.

Just how I like my men



(joke)

 

[wtfftw]

I can't stand him. I can't stand most 'funny' tv types. especially this new breed and anyone in particular off destination three (or whatever, some now gone stupid filler show on bbc3).

 

[dozzer]

I hated him, then saw him on Jonathan Woss, then loved him.

Think he's better away from the BB thing.

I hope so anyway - I'm going to see his stand up show next week.

 

[Termite Man]

Anyway, Bob Geldof called him a cunt .

Why did geldof *spits* call him a cunt ?

 

[Termite Man]

(The Nicky Syndrome)

What the Fucking Hell is "The Nicky Syndrome"

 

[Teepee]

He's mint.

 

[DIMPLES1]

I love him too.

His BBBM persona is a little repitive, but it works for the format of the show.

He's tall & skinny, clever, informed, sharp & has a great vocabularly & skeletor bone structure. He ticks plenty of my, 'I'd shag him' boxes. Just waiting for him to get over his sex addiction, take him down the clinic for a check up then we can get married & have babies that look like Ian Brown & listen to The Smiths & Morrissey non stop. It would be heaven.

He's have to leave the scarves in the dressing room though!

 

[linerider]

I think he's a TOSSER

 

[Sweaty Betty]

me too...

He was funny last year, but his coke arrogance has made him hard to watch........

 

[MullahNasrudin]

Why did geldof *spits* call him a cunt ?

'Twas some awards ceremony (Q awards perhaps?) and Geldof thought it would be a hoot to call Brand a cunt at the podium.

Those African musicians exiled to the Eden Project during Live8 probably think Geldof is a cunt, but at least had the dignity to maintain their silence.

 

[MullahNasrudin]

He's tall & skinny, clever, informed, sharp & has a great vocabularly & skeletor bone structure. He ticks plenty of my, 'I'd shag him' boxes.

Could this be why certain men hate him?

 

[Sweaty Betty]

Could this be why certain men hate him?

Whats there to hate, he has no arse for a start and is the local bike.....

Cant see nowt to make a man question himself over that

 

[Wolveryeti]

Convulsing muppet cunt with no volume control.

 

[blamblam]

so fucking crap

 

[nino_savatte]

Could this be why certain men hate him?

Not just men, dahling, women too.

He just isn't funny and the prerequisite for being a comedian is that you need to be FUNNY.

 

[MullahNasrudin]

He just isn't funny and the prerequisite for being a comedian is that you need to be FUNNY.

Explain to me why a fucknut like Justin Lee Collins has a career then!

 

[nino_savatte]

Explain to me why a fucknut like Justin Lee Collins has a career then!

I can't. I don't find him particularly funny either.

If you want an answer to your question, you should ask the programme controllers and producers why they select Collins and Brand to front programmes. I don't control what you see on television. I am an irate consumer, like you.

 

[exosculate]

Brand is very sharp and witty (in places) - I think most of those criticising him wouldn't be able to do what he does.

I do except great flaws in him - but I think writing him off so simplistically is cobblers tbh.

 

[Sweaty Betty]

He seems to have emphasised everything in his show to match his huge ego no doubt, i just think it has diluted his talent some what.....

 

[nino_savatte]

I think most of those criticising him wouldn't be able to do what he does.

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Yeah, right.

 

[Sweaty Betty]

Actually im quite handy at acting a complete tosser at times, whack some coke on the case and i can be as manic as you want....not hard really

 

[Cheesypoof]

he's not my kind of guy at all.

too cheeky, not good lookin, and no soul whatsoever. a social slut, no depth, fickle. i dont think i would sleep with him - deadly serious

and before anyone starts on about pete doherty - dont