Royal lickspittlery: the platinum jubilee edition

[fuck seals]

here in windsor, my bestie is doing a roaring trade in jubilee biscuits....

 

[DaveCinzano]

News | Prince Charles and Camilla hilariously mistaken for lookalikes in EastEnders

I feel sick.

The word 'hilariously' can also be used to jack up a ten tonne lorry to change its tyre

 

[Nine Bob Note]

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Clearly mocking Russia here with their advanced military hardware

 

[AmateurAgitator]

 

[AmateurAgitator]

Nice one Liverpool

 

[not-bono-ever]

 

[not-bono-ever]

The ghoul returns to his former homeland ( yes, I know he was born in India but yeh)

 

[Calamity1971]

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Nice one Liverpool

I used to drink in there years gone by. Excellent pub called Ye Crack.

 

[Pickman's model]

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Isn't that a cardboard cutout?

 

[bcuster]

Lip Reader Reveals What Kate Middleton Said to Prince Louis During His Viral Meltdown

Prince Louis had an iconic and viral meltdown at the Queen's Jubilee, and a lip reader is revealing what Kate Middleton said to calm him down.

www.yahoo.com

 

[UrbaneFox]

I'm in tears as I post this heart-warming story.

Prince William spotted selling Big Issue in central London

The Duke of Cambridge was seen wearing the Big Issue uniform and selling copies of the magazine.

www.bbc.co.uk

In his social media post, Mr Gardner wrote alongside the photo of his brother-in-law and the prince: "What an honour to have a private moment with our future king who was humble and working quietly in the background, helping the most needy.
"These 'silent gestures' often go unrecognised."

 

[Pickman's model]

I'm in tears as I post this heart-warming story.

Prince William spotted selling Big Issue in central London

The Duke of Cambridge was seen wearing the Big Issue uniform and selling copies of the magazine.

www.bbc.co.uk

In his social media post, Mr Gardner wrote alongside the photo of his brother-in-law and the prince: "What an honour to have a private moment with our future king who was humble and working quietly in the background, helping the most needy.
"These 'silent gestures' often go unrecognised."

not sure how he's working in the background or indeed helping the needy

 

[stavros]

"Do you know anyone who's got a spare palace or three I could kip in?"

 

[Elpenor]

A bit of propping up brand Cambridge after the troublesome two over the pond flew in

 

[A380]

I'm in tears as I post this heart-warming story.

Prince William spotted selling Big Issue in central London

The Duke of Cambridge was seen wearing the Big Issue uniform and selling copies of the magazine.

www.bbc.co.uk

In his social media post, Mr Gardner wrote alongside the photo of his brother-in-law and the prince: "What an honour to have a private moment with our future king who was humble and working quietly in the background, helping the most needy.
"These 'silent gestures' often go unrecognised."

Lots of Big Issue sellers come from broken dysfunctional families so I don't see why this is surprising...

 

[bcuster]

Disappointing photos show what it was like to visit London during the Queen's Platinum Jubilee weekend

Insider's Mikhaila Friel was in London during the Queen's Platinum Jubilee, which marked Her Majesty's 70 years on the throne.

www.insider.com

 

[AnandLeo]

I think the four days of celebrations, mainly the pomp and pageantry on the Mall is like a eulogy and valediction for the only British Monarch to celebrate Platinum Jubilee of 70 years of reign. The pageantry is like a rainbow, beautiful however ephemeral, lasts for posterity in archives of media and museums and the like.

The Queen has a public role and private life. The public role includes relations with British Prime Ministers, royal assent of legislature, attending public ceremonies such as state opening of the parliament, and myriads of openings and celebrations, hosting foreign dignitaries, to mention just a few key roles. Private life involves relations with her family and private activities. The queen plays another role, not so transparent, intrusive, controversial, ubiquitous and omnipresent. She is like a patron saint of many walks of life and animals. However for some others, the liquefaction.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

I'm in tears as I post this heart-warming story.

Prince William spotted selling Big Issue in central London

The Duke of Cambridge was seen wearing the Big Issue uniform and selling copies of the magazine.

www.bbc.co.uk

In his social media post, Mr Gardner wrote alongside the photo of his brother-in-law and the prince: "What an honour to have a private moment with our future king who was humble and working quietly in the background, helping the most needy.
"These 'silent gestures' often go unrecognised."

i've heard gammons carrying on about 'fake homeless' people selling the big issue in the past...

 

[krtek a houby]

I think the four days of celebrations, mainly the pomp and pageantry on the Mall is like a eulogy and valediction for the only British Monarch to celebrate Platinum Jubilee of 70 years of reign. The pageantry is like a rainbow, beautiful however ephemeral, lasts for posterity in archives of media and museums and the like.

The Queen has a public role and private life. The public role includes relations with British Prime Ministers, royal assent of legislature, attending public ceremonies such as state opening of the parliament, and myriads of openings and celebrations, hosting foreign dignitaries, to mention just a few key roles. Private life involves relations with her family and private activities. The queen plays another role, not so transparent, intrusive, controversial, ubiquitous and omnipresent. She is like a patron saint of many walks of life and animals. However for some others, the liquefaction.

And which is she for you?

 

[SpookyFrank]

I think the four days of celebrations, mainly the pomp and pageantry on the Mall is like a eulogy and valediction for the only British Monarch to celebrate Platinum Jubilee of 70 years of reign. The pageantry is like a rainbow, beautiful however ephemeral, lasts for posterity in archives of media and museums and the like.

The Queen has a public role and private life. The public role includes relations with British Prime Ministers, royal assent of legislature, attending public ceremonies such as state opening of the parliament, and myriads of openings and celebrations, hosting foreign dignitaries, to mention just a few key roles. Private life involves relations with her family and private activities. The queen plays another role, not so transparent, intrusive, controversial, ubiquitous and omnipresent. She is like a patron saint of many walks of life and animals. However for some others, the liquefaction.

Then there's times when public and private intersect. Like when she's using public money to pay off the victims of her family's private activities.

 

[Chilli.s]

Then there's times when public and private intersect. Like when she's using public money to pay off the victims of her family's private activities.

Or to fix up a castle with public money because it was uninsured

When she allows the country to deport poor refugees 4000 miles away as punishment for trying to better themselves.

She lacks the moral backbone and authority that a leader of a country or head of a church should have. Not speaking up against wrong is failure

 

[billy_bob]

I'm in tears as I post this heart-warming story.

Prince William spotted selling Big Issue in central London

The Duke of Cambridge was seen wearing the Big Issue uniform and selling copies of the magazine.

www.bbc.co.uk

In his social media post, Mr Gardner wrote alongside the photo of his brother-in-law and the prince: "What an honour to have a private moment with our future king who was humble and working quietly in the background, helping the most needy.
"These 'silent gestures' often go unrecognised."

Isn't this the plot from a fairy tale? I like the bit where a wicked woodcutter steals his shoes and socks but then he's helped by a kind-hearted orphan girl and then he reveals who he is and rewards the kind-hearted orphan girl by marrying her.

 

[steeplejack]

I think the four days of celebrations, mainly the pomp and pageantry on the Mall is like a eulogy and valediction for the only British Monarch to celebrate Platinum Jubilee of 70 years of reign. The pageantry is like a rainbow, beautiful however ephemeral, lasts for posterity in archives of media and museums and the like.

The Queen has a public role and private life. The public role includes relations with British Prime Ministers, royal assent of legislature, attending public ceremonies such as state opening of the parliament, and myriads of openings and celebrations, hosting foreign dignitaries, to mention just a few key roles. Private life involves relations with her family and private activities. The queen plays another role, not so transparent, intrusive, controversial, ubiquitous and omnipresent. She is like a patron saint of many walks of life and animals. However for some others, the liquefaction.

Inebriated drivel

 

[MickiQ]

Isn't this the plot from a fairy tale? I like the bit where a wicked woodcutter steals his shoes and socks but then he's helped by a kind-hearted orphan girl and then he reveals who he is and rewards the kind-hearted orphan girl by marrying her.

these days fairy tales are called romantic Christmas comedies (just as daft though)

 

[billy_bob]

I think the four days of celebrations, mainly the pomp and pageantry on the Mall is like a eulogy and valediction for the only British Monarch to celebrate Platinum Jubilee of 70 years of reign. The pageantry is like a rainbow, beautiful however ephemeral, lasts for posterity in archives of media and museums and the like.

The Queen has a public role and private life. The public role includes relations with British Prime Ministers, royal assent of legislature, attending public ceremonies such as state opening of the parliament, and myriads of openings and celebrations, hosting foreign dignitaries, to mention just a few key roles. Private life involves relations with her family and private activities. The queen plays another role, not so transparent, intrusive, controversial, ubiquitous and omnipresent. She is like a patron saint of many walks of life and animals. However for some others, the liquefaction.

For some others she's like the liquefaction of many walks of life and animals?

 

[Dystopiary]

Property manager fou

I'm in tears as I post this heart-warming story.

Prince William spotted selling Big Issue in central London

The Duke of Cambridge was seen wearing the Big Issue uniform and selling copies of the magazine.

www.bbc.co.uk

In his social media post, Mr Gardner wrote alongside the photo of his brother-in-law and the prince: "What an honour to have a private moment with our future king who was humble and working quietly in the background, helping the most needy.
"These 'silent gestures' often go unrecognised."

And that was a property manager who said that. It's beyond parody.

 

[Pickman's model]

Or to fix up a castle with public money because it was uninsured

When she allows the country to deport poor refugees 4000 miles away as punishment for trying to better themselves.

She lacks the moral backbone and authority that a leader of a country or head of a church should have. Not speaking up against wrong is failure

they are of course her majesty's government. so she can't really go 'not in my name'

 

[Elpenor]

It’s funny that all these silent gestures end up in reported the press.

It’s a bit like someone saying they’re “a nice guy” if you have to tell people you are one then you’re probably not

 

[Pickman's model]

It’s funny that all these silent gestures end up in reported the press.

It’s a bit like someone saying they’re “a nice guy” if you have to tell people you are one then you’re probably not

i bet william kept all the money

 

[Dystopiary]

William can do that but the queen can't say Patel's Rwanda plan is bad? Bullshit. She chooses not to.