Royal lickspittlery: the platinum jubilee edition

[Pickman's model]

Not just about the queen, but all the royal parasites

I'll start you off with this bit of nausea provoking shit

Can't help wishing the sharks had been hungrier

 

[Sue]

Not just about the queen, but all the royal parasites

I'll start you off with this bit of nausea provoking shit
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Can't help wishing the sharks had been hungrier

comrade.

 

[not a trot]

Eat, heat or swim with the fucking fishes.

 

[two sheds]

"They still gaze at each other beneath the water" though you heartless bastards

 

[MickiQ]

You doing anything to celebrate the Platinum Jubilee then Pickman's? The woman at No 9 organised street parties for both VE and VJ Days but she hasn't said anything about the Jubilee though.

 

[Sue]

You doing anything to celebrate the Platinum Jubilee then Pickman's? The woman at No 9 organised street parties for both VE and VJ Days but she hasn't said anything about the Jubilee though.

What is there to celebrate..?

 

[two sheds]

You doing anything to celebrate the Platinum Jubilee then Pickman's? The woman at No 9 organised street parties for both VE and VJ Days but she hasn't said anything about the Jubilee though.

is she still alive?

 

[Pickman's model]

What is there to celebrate..?

That Charles isn't king I suppose

 

[Pickman's model]

You doing anything to celebrate the Platinum Jubilee then Pickman's? The woman at No 9 organised street parties for both VE and VJ Days but she hasn't said anything about the Jubilee though.

I don't suppose she's said anything for some years now.

The only thing I'd like to organise for the platinum jubilee would undoubtedly be accounted treason

 

[two sheds]

 

[Pickman's model]

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Her eyes are as dead as cliff richard's

 

[Dystopiary]

Her eyes are as dead as cliff richard's

Mine would be too if I was married to that thick-as-mince wet lettuce.

 

[sleaterkinney]

Just leave this here

 

[bluescreen]

Just leave this here

Good grief! I couldn't believe that was real, but it is. It's from Tuvalu on their 2012 South Pacific tour.

 

[MickiQ]

is she still alive?

Who the Queen or my neighbour at No 9?
The latter definitely is, evidence suggests the first is but that could be down to archive film footage

 

[souljacker]

I've read that the queen cannae walk far anymore, which is always a turning point in any old persons life. But they are definitely missing a trick if they don't get a bejewelled mobility scooter for m'am. Make it a one handed control so she can still wave. Gawd bless her.

 

[NoXion]

Just leave this here

Look at this shit. Nobody should be physically carried simply by virtue of the fact they got pushed out of the right womb. What fucking bronze age bullshit is this? This picture right here is why the monarchy should be abolished. Do Presidents ever get carried around like this? I really fucking hope not. Nobody should. It's fucking barbarism. Literally using human beings as draft animals and/or furniture. Fuck it sideways with the tools that could never be produced by obsolete social orders.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Just leave this here

Many moons ago Brenda and Phil were also transported in that manner, Clive James commented that it was just the regular bus in Tuvalu, “There is no unemployment in Tuvalu.”

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Oh and my neighbour is trying to get a street party going for 4th June, she tested the water asking us, we said yeah, sure. She’s now trying to drum up support from the others in our close. Thing is it turns out the Killers gig from 2020 has been rescheduled for that date at the Emirates and we have tickets, so we won’t be around anyway.

 

[seeformiles]

Not just about the queen, but all the royal parasites

I'll start you off with this bit of nausea provoking shit
View attachment 315446
Can't help wishing the sharks had been hungrier

(Mrs SFM says that Kate has a very old face)

 

[gentlegreen]

There was a post on the street Facebook page a while back discussing whether to print and post invites and get the street closed, but I suspect the total lack of enthusiasm shown has put paid to that ...
Perhaps with all the shit going on this is the final whimper ?
(Or perhaps there always was shit going on but I didn't notice)

 

[T & P]

Not just about the queen, but all the royal parasites

I'll start you off with this bit of nausea provoking shit
View attachment 315446

 

[sleaterkinney]

More:

 

[two sheds]

In the Days of Human Zoos

Human beings on display in zoos: this was the public entertainment provided by certain late 19th century societies, at a time when racial stereotyping was not called into question.

news.cnrs.fr

piece in reddit yesterday about how there used to be human zoos

 

[surreybrowncap]

Who the Queen or my neighbour at No 9?
The latter definitely is, evidence suggests the first is but that could be down to archive film footage

Time to start thread for is the neighbour at number 9 still alive...

 

[MickiQ]

Time to start thread for is the neighbour at number 9 still alive...

She organised a street party for VE Day or more accurately 17 seperate but simultaneous street parties for VE Day (since it was in the depths of lockdown) where folks just sat in their own front gardens and had a drink whilst communicating by shouting and waving.
Come VJ Day a lot of restrictions were lifted so it was more like a proper street party where we blocked the pavement and much of the road outside No 9 and 11, I suppose in some places Plod might have come and broken it up but since it's a cul-de-sac in a nice middle class area, no-one objected.
I don't think she is particularly pro (or anti) monarchy but she's pro-party so I'm surprised she hasn't seized the chance to organize one for the Platinum Jubilee, I'm not pro-monarchist either but I'm pro having a few beers and a good time. The nice Indian lady who lives at No 2 brought loads of curries and stuff last time and her cooking is to die for so I'm definitely pro a really good curry.

 

[two sheds]

She organised a street party for VE Day or more accurately 17 seperate but simultaneous street parties for VE Day (since it was in the depths of lockdown) where folks just sat in their own front gardens and had a drink whilst communicating by shouting and waving.
Come VJ Day a lot of restrictions were lifted so it was more like a proper street party where we blocked the pavement and much of the road outside No 9 and 11, I suppose in some places Plod might have come and broken it up but since it's a cul-de-sac in a nice middle class area, no-one objected.
I don't think she is particularly pro (or anti) monarchy but she's pro-party so I'm surprised she hasn't seized the chance to organize one for the Platinum Jubilee, I'm not pro-monarchist either but I'm pro having a few beers and a good time. The nice Indian lady who lives at No 2 brought loads of curries and stuff last time and her cooking is to die for so I'm definitely pro a really good curry.

oops I thought you meant the original VE and VJ days

 

[Pickman's model]

She organised a street party for VE Day or more accurately 17 seperate but simultaneous street parties for VE Day (since it was in the depths of lockdown) where folks just sat in their own front gardens and had a drink whilst communicating by shouting and waving.
Come VJ Day a lot of restrictions were lifted so it was more like a proper street party where we blocked the pavement and much of the road outside No 9 and 11, I suppose in some places Plod might have come and broken it up but since it's a cul-de-sac in a nice middle class area, no-one objected.
I don't think she is particularly pro (or anti) monarchy but she's pro-party so I'm surprised she hasn't seized the chance to organize one for the Platinum Jubilee, I'm not pro-monarchist either but I'm pro having a few beers and a good time. The nice Indian lady who lives at No 2 brought loads of curries and stuff last time and her cooking is to die for so I'm definitely pro a really good curry.

You should come for a meal with me and Spymaster then, we like good curries too

 

[MickiQ]

oops I thought you meant the original VE and VJ days

Hell no, do you think I'm Sas under a different user name?

 

[Pickman's model]

oops I thought you meant the original VE and VJ days

It's always 1945 where MickiQ lives