Robert Jenrick Thread

[not-bono-ever]

He's not corrupt in any way whatsoever at all, ever. period. lets not besmirch his name. Not evasive or slimy either. Let us be clear on that. nope. not at all.

Westferry: Jenrick 'regrets' texts messages to Tory donor

The housing secretary says there are "lessons to be learnt" from his involvement in controversial planning case.

www.bbc.co.uk

Robert Jenrick dismisses call for constituency fund probe

Labour presses Robert Jenrick over a £25m grant, but he insists the process was "perfectly normal".

www.bbc.co.uk

he is a very unlucky man to be fair. all these scurrilous rumours just dont go away do they?

 

[Smokeandsteam]

He’s got the sort of face that once you started punching you wouldn’t be able to stop punching.

 

[vanya]

First against the wall when the revolution comes.

 

[stavros]

He’s got the sort of face that once you started punching you wouldn’t be able to stop punching.

Unless you're at a Cabinet meeting, and want to share the love around.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

Let us all remember that punching people in the face is a significant coronavirus risk, and the safe way to do it is to put three layers of fabric over their head first.

 

[sheothebudworths]

I despise Jenrick. Openly, repeatedly corrupt - such entitlement.
Entirely focused on his shady, money-grabbing backhanders, while he leaves people living in death traps.
Total fucking scum.

 

[brogdale]

Agree with all above but I do feel that Jenrick fulfills the useful role of demonstrating just how corrupt, arrogant, condescending and supercilious tories really are. Every time his punchable mug appears on telly I think of those ‘red-wallers’ who voted Tory watching and having to convince themselves that this is what they wanted.

 

[Pickman's model]

He’s got the sort of face that once you started punching you wouldn’t be able to stop punching.

When your arms got tired you'd start stamping on him

 

[Pickman's model]

Let us all remember that punching people in the face is a significant coronavirus risk, and the safe way to do it is to put three layers of fabric over their head first.

A length of rope around their neck recommended by public health england when dealing with tories

 

[brogdale]

A length of rope around their neck recommended by public health england when dealing with tories

2m, obviously......over 2.5m drop

 

[Chilli.s]

"lessons to be learned"... yeah £12000 is far too little to pay to swing a planning application, should have had another zero at least. What was he thinking. Perhaps all the free wine made his vision a bit blurred when he wrote the number on a napkin. (this of course is purely speculation, he looks so honest)

 

[SpookyFrank]

Let us all remember that punching people in the face is a significant coronavirus risk, and the safe way to do it is to put three layers of fabric over their head first.

Or use a long blunt instrument, such as a golf club, to aid social distancing.

 

[Smokeandsteam]

Or use a long blunt instrument, such as a golf club, to aid social distancing.

I don’t have much experience of golf. Maybe groove the swing first by using it on Hancock or Raab?

 

[FridgeMagnet]

A quarterstaff should be at least 2m long so would be PHE-approved.

 

[not-bono-ever]

a stinking turd

" Mr Jenrick added that he had noticed an attempt to set a narrative which seeks to erase part of the nation's history, saying this was "at the hand of the flash mob, or by the decree of a 'cultural committee' of town hall militants and woke worthies"

Statues to get protection from 'baying mobs'

The government is planning new laws to stop England's monuments being removed "on a whim" by protesters.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[SpookyFrank]

a stinking turd

" Mr Jenrick added that he had noticed an attempt to set a narrative which seeks to erase part of the nation's history, saying this was "at the hand of the flash mob, or by the decree of a 'cultural committee' of town hall militants and woke worthies"

Statues to get protection from 'baying mobs'

The government is planning new laws to stop England's monuments being removed "on a whim" by protesters.

www.bbc.co.uk

So, they want to give communities a say. Hence the ministerial veto

Lucky there are no pressing housing issues to occupy Jenrick's time eh? Between fighting off the hordes of woke militants and opening all those brown envelopes his diary must be pretty full.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

Nobody cares any more, Bob.

 

[stavros]

He was fairly execrable on Today this morning. We need to celebrate our national successes, like approving the vaccines, now, but any reflection on what might have been done better needs to wait until later.

Basically, don't even think about being objective.

 

[bellaozzydog]

If ever a man deserved a captive bolt gun to the sternum it’s Jenrick

 

[planetgeli]

He's not corrupt in any way whatsoever at all, ever. period. lets not besmirch his name. Not evasive or slimy either. Let us be clear on that. nope. not at all.

Westferry: Jenrick 'regrets' texts messages to Tory donor

The housing secretary says there are "lessons to be learnt" from his involvement in controversial planning case.

www.bbc.co.uk

Robert Jenrick dismisses call for constituency fund probe

Labour presses Robert Jenrick over a £25m grant, but he insists the process was "perfectly normal".

www.bbc.co.uk

he is a very unlucky man to be fair. all these scurrilous rumours just dont go away do they?

I cannot believe this thread only has half a page for one of the most disgusting cunts there is in government. I know there's a lot of competition but.

He is on a few other threads. When I searched his name the first result I got was "Jenrick is a cunt". And that can't be beaten.

Anyway, relating to the OP...Richard Desmond, who is made for Jenrick and probably helped make Jenrick rich(er), is back with a new plan for the Westferry development. Only he's made it massively bigger. Where does the brown envelope go this time?

Tory donor Richard Desmond revives controversial east London housing development

Billionaire submits proposals for scheme that government minister Robert Jenrick pushed in 2020, with nearly twice the number of properties of original plans

www.theguardian.com

And from that, related to last time when Jenrick (unlawfully) over-ruled the government's own planning inspector, in order to save Desmond paying £40 million to a Labour council, Desmond wrote, obviously persuasively, this to Jenrick:

“We don’t want to give Marxists loads of doe [sic] for nothing!”.

Yes, he misspelt dough.

But the Marxists bit. He's talking about a Labour council ffs. This is how these people talk to each other.

Cunts.

 

[stavros]

C4 News are saying that Jenrick's resigned.

 

[Bingoman]

C4 News are saying that Jenrick's resigned.

Sky reporting it now

 

[steeplejack]

Good. Looking forward to his future service as the Right Honourable Member for Belmarsh

 

[planetgeli]

Imagine what a cunt you have to be to resign over not being allowed to override international law.

 

[eatmorecheese]

Braverman's competition for the terminally swivel-eyed vote makes his move, the miserable streak of piss.

 

[not-bono-ever]

A good honourable man. Not corrupt either. Nope

 

[steeplejack]

 

[marty21]

C4 News are saying that Jenrick's resigned.

More Tory psychodrama , they just love it.

 

[agricola]

Imagine what a cunt you have to be to resign over not being allowed to override international law.

In his defence he didn't have to resign when he overrode domestic law.

 

[planetgeli]

In his defence he didn't have to resign when he overrode domestic law.

Which, funnily enough, neatly illustrates the clear lines of division in the Tory party now. One lot is alright with just overriding UK human rights and laws while the other lot want to override the European Court of Human Rights (and the rest).

Clear blue water. Or something.