Rishi Sunak's Time is Up

[Johnny Vodka]

"I think you should hold off getting that Rishi tattoo. I'm not going to be in power much longer."

 

[Saul Goodman]

I am allowed to say Rishi Sunak’s response to the predictions of 2024 general election is par excellent, and also better than his normal behaviour. However, I am not sure his decision for a snap election is correct when he had the opportunity to delay the election for a few months. Don’t know if the number 10 advice was incorrect as it was in the case of Theresa May. I am not allowed to say after the election, Rishi Sunak’s time is up.

Why delay it when you know you're out either way. Might as well get it done while there's still good weather.

 

[Pickman's model]

"I think you should hold off getting that Rishi tattoo. I'm not going to be in power much longer."

Yes, learn from this unfortunate man's experience Newcastle Fan Gets Andy Cole Tattoo The Day Before He Leaves The Club

 

[Saul Goodman]

Yes, learn from this unfortunate man's experience Newcastle Fan Gets Andy Cole Tattoo The Day Before He Leaves The Club

Football fan in 'is a fucking moron' shocker.

 

[Orang Utan]

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse for Rishi… he goes on This Morning

For his ‘one last push’ of the election campaign, the prime minister made an excruciating TV sofa appearance alongside Britain’s most-tattooed mum – but that wasn’t even the worst of it, says Ryan Coogan. Then, he was asked to name his favourite meal…

www.independent.co.uk

View attachment 431772Fucking hell that photo is real I'd seen it and thought it was some mashup.

They quote Sunak as saying he is ‘a big sandwich person’ but I think he meant he was a Big Sandwich person. He just doesn’t care who knows anymore.

 

[Dystopiary]

A knuckle sandwich.

 

[Yossarian]

Sunak finally reveals his true form

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

He walks out in disgust unless he gets his usual pate de foi gras and onion toasty on hovis

hovis?
you plebetarian!

 

[The39thStep]

‘I’ve lost my job and my house, but my wife and I are worth £650m – how can we pay less tax?’ — The Telegraph

Money Makeover: our reader weighs up his options after a brutal demotion

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[PR1Berske]

 

[Dogsauce]

I notice they have to get a Lord to be minister for wales because there are no fucking Tories MPs in Wales anymore

 

[Cerv]

I notice they have to get a Lord to be minister for wales because there are no fucking Tories MPs in Wales anymore

shadow you mean

out of curiosity I had a look at the wikipedia lists for shadow secretary of state for Wales & Scotland for the period 97 to 2010. mostly they were just MPs for English constituencies rather than getting in Lords.

or vacant, as Shadow Scots Sec from 97 to 2001. they gave up?

 

[Bingoman]

I notice they have to get a Lord to be minister for wales because there are no fucking Tories MPs in Wales anymore

Yeah got no choice

 

[Puddy_Tat]

I notice they have to get a Lord to be minister for wales because there are no fucking Tories MPs in Wales anymore

john redwood MP was secretary of state for wales 1993-1995 and he was MP for wokingham, berkshire which is about 90 miles from the nearest bit of wales.

 

[Kevbad the Bad]

john redwood MP was secretary of state for wales 1993-1995 and he was MP for wokingham, berkshire which is about 90 miles from the nearest bit of wales.

But he did go to Wales once on his holidays.

 

[Serge Forward]

But he did go to Wales once on his holidays.

He was always up for a sing song as well.

 

[PR1Berske]

The last line is perfection.

 

[moochedit]

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[PR1Berske]