Rishi Sunak's Time is Up

[Elpenor]

Yesterday I saw Rishi Sunak standing by his helicopter, he looked really gloomy. I asked him what was wrong, and he said “the rotor blades are broken so we can’t fly back to Downing Street. I’m not happy”

I replied, “Well, which one of them are you then?”

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

For once Russ has something of a point. It's not really true that right wing figures are fair game though - people often get pulled up for mocking the appearance of right wingers. It's more that being short seems to be. Maybe because only men would have the piss taken for that perhaps. It is inconsistent though tbh.

 

[Calamity1971]

I’ll give it a look if the urban massive are willing to insure my perineum from snapping due to the force of cringe.

How's your arse holding up? My mate turned up and wanted to watch until he got angry (2 minutes in).
Lots of empty seats and tickets were still available half an hour before airing .
Quick summary before I explode.
Looks uncomfortable, cotton mouth and a wee bit sweaty.
Basically a party political broadcast from county Durham ( if I'd know I'd have got tickets) .
Of course I fucking wouldn't.

 

[8ball]

How's your arse holding up? My mate turned up and wanted to watch until he got angry (2 minutes in).
Lots of empty seats and tickets were still available half an hour before airing .
Quick summary before I explode.
Looks uncomfortable, cotton mouth and a wee bit sweaty.
Basically a party political broadcast from county Durham ( if I'd know I'd have got tickets) .
Of course I fucking wouldn't.

Shit! I forgot it was even on.

Just tuning in…

 

[8ball]

Summary from one minute of it:

Why he do this??

 

[8ball]

Oof! Use of the term “housing ladder”.
That might be a mild sprain.

 

[8ball]

More plants than Kew Gardens…

 

[Calamity1971]

More plants than Kew Gardens…

I paused it to go and scream in the fields. Just on Rwanda.

 

[8ball]

I paused it to go and scream in the fields. Just on Rwanda.

Currently they have managed to cajole a gammon into whining about taxes in Scotland…

 

[8ball]

Audience verdict is not encouraging.

 

[Calamity1971]

The Scottish bloke who developed a heart condition after the Covid Vax should really calm down. I don't think it was the Vax that caused it.

 

[Calamity1971]

Audience verdict is not encouraging.

I think he's created more reform voters. Which is nice.

 

[8ball]

The Scottish bloke who developed a heart condition after the Covid Vax should really calm down. I don't think it was the Vax that caused it.

I wasn’t watching during that bit.

 

[Calamity1971]

I wasn’t watching during that bit.

Coming to twitter soon no doubt.

 

[8ball]

Coming to twitter soon no doubt.

Yeah, I just saw a replay.

 

[Calamity1971]

Christ, the waffle about performing arts question. Managed slip furlough in without answering the sodding question. Nice jacket sir, I love the cathedral were you live . We now know he was in A Christmas carol when he was a child. And, and " I'm sure you all have fond memories of it". I must've been busy that night.

 

[Calamity1971]

I gave up. The amount of times he said " right" done it for me. No right to reply from people asking questions. Absolute horse shit as we were all expecting.

 

[spitfire]

Coming to twitter soon no doubt.

Jesus fucking shitting christ.

 

[The39thStep]

Jesus fucking shitting christ.

Couldn't happen to a nicer person

 

[Calamity1971]

Jesus fucking shitting christ.

And John wonders why he has a heart condition!

 

[The39thStep]

And John wonders why he has a heart condition!

Lucky to have his own limbs imo

 

[Calamity1971]

 

[marty21]

I didn't realise Sunak was so small, cos that pasty looks fucking massive

I've not seen Sunak irl , but have seen Starmer & that pasty would look huge against him too #politicalbalance

 

[marty21]

The only thing I got out of that car crash on GBnews was an antivaxer trying to hypnotise Sunak #lookintomyeyes

 

[Karl Masks]

LOOK INTAE MAH EYES RISHAE SUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!

 

[Pickman's model]

LOOK INTAE MAH EYES RISHAE SUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Jesus fucking shitting christ.

I wonder at what point during the programme it dawned on him that his entire political strategy, such as he has one, has been about keeping GBNews viewers onside and that maybe there are some flaws in this plan.

 

[brogdale]

I wonder at what point during the programme it dawned on him that his entire political strategy, such as he has one, has been about keeping GBNews viewers onside and that maybe there are some flaws in this plan.

 

[two sheds]

I didn't really hear his reply but you'd think saying "I'm really sorry you experienced bad effects from the vaccine, but that does have to be balanced against the fact that it's saved millions of lives worldwide" and waiting for the inevitable eye-popping meltdown would have been a plan.

 

[Jimmy Don't]

LOOK INTAE MAH EYES RISHAE SUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!

This made me imagine a canine Sunak with danny la rouge on his case