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The coroner's inquest has just started and already looks a bit messy.
Hughes' parents walked out of the inquest as the counsel representing the family, Greg Melick SC, criticised the players for repeatedly answering many questions by saying "no recollection" or "I can't recall".
This is a massive shame. His death was due to a freak accident that could have happened to anyone anywhere. By all accounts it wasn't even a very fast bouncer. Real shame that it's descended into this. Surely questions of sledging should be kept separate. Phil Hughes wasn't sledged to death. And short-pitched bowling aimed at the body, particularly the throat area, as this one was, are a part of the game - I'm very sure Hughes himself would have agreed with that.
Well, I personally think the hard-man sledging is fucking pathetic and that there is no place for it on a cricket field. New Zealand's current team, as shaped by former captain McCullum, are the perfect example of how to play hard without the bullshit. I really hate sledging, but I don't see what it has to do with PH's horrible death, or what good it does to even discuss it at the inquest - he wasn't killed by sledging, nobody was trying to kill him, bouncers are a part of the game.All a bit odd that it has come to this. Its a tough game played by tough people that exchange robust words during the course of play. It goes too far sometimes (eg clarke and the arm break sledge) but not because harm is meant but because players aren't perfect sometimes and say the wrong things in the heat of the moment. How distressing that this part of cricket, a debate not connected to a freak accident have been connected, for the family and players involved
Well what Teaboy describes is definitely on one side of the line. Little digs like calling on the slips to stay sharp as he's about to nick off would be on the other side, I would think. Basically anything with any kind of humour is going to be ok, and I wouldn't want to take that out - moments like Marlon Samuels saluting Ben Stokes off the pitch, for instance, which was hilarious.I think a bit of tough talk is fair enough. There has to be a line though? Cant say i really know what is said in reality on the field so can imagine im.prob not in a position to add much to that debate.
Thommo by contrast told a single story (‘I haven’t done this one for a while…’ ) which was about the dismissal of Keith Fletcher at Sydney in 1975.
‘Me and Dennis had a plan,’ he began, ‘which was to kill the pricks. A couple of them had already gone to the hospital. A wicket goes down and out comes this little prick Fletcher (‘prick’, it quickly became apparent, was a term of some endearment to Thommo, and he used it gently, almost with fondness). ‘Now the Pavilion at Sydney is at square leg and Dennis is fielding at third man. I’m at the end of my run and I’m ready to kill the prick you know. But Dennis comes running over from third man all the way to square leg and starts abusing Fletcher. I’m getting mad with Dennis because I’m ready you know. I’m warm and it’s coming out well….’
‘Then Dennis comes running over to me. ‘I’m like, yeah Dennis, I know the plan. Kill him…’
‘Yeah,’ says Dennis. ‘But I really want you to kill this little prick…’ Then he ran back down to third man. Anyway, first ball, too high. Next ball, adjust the radar… bang… hits him right in the middle of the forehead. Absolutely smack in the middle. I go down to have a look at him and he’s got the most perfect six stitch-marks…’
NoIt's difficult isn't it?
Is cricket like say boxing, or perhaps better MMA, where is it permissible for parties to genuinely wish physical harm from their actions while they are in the middle of it?
Thing is, bouncers are very often aimed at the body. It's then up to the batsman either to hit the ball or get out of its way. I don't think you can say fast bowlers don't sometimes do things with the ball that are intended to physically intimidate. It's very clear that they do. Thommo's notorious for his attitude but there have been many others - Colin Croft was famously nasty. The trick is not to be a prick about it.It's difficult isn't it?
Is cricket like say boxing, or perhaps better MMA, where is it permissible for parties to genuinely wish physical harm from their actions while they are in the middle of it?
um no, but honestly it's more than that, in the above anecdote Lillee was exhorting Thommo to really kill the batsman! And it seems Thommo took that as his objective. I find myself liking Thommo too, even though I think he genuinely loved putting guys in hospital. Not sure about Lillee.I don't think you can say fast bowlers don't sometimes do things with the ball that are intended to physically intimidate.
This is it for me. Probably the best fast bowler I've had the pleasure to see live was Curtly Ambrose, both in his pomp and later on. Later on, he'd lost a yard of pace and was a more McGrath-like bowler, relentless, just enough movement to get the nick. But in his pomp he was a fearsome sight and even from the boundary you could pick up on the batsmen's nerves. Saw him demolish England at Headingley. And he barely said a word. He just gave that look. That's how to do it.That said, yeah, perhaps it's best not to say anything, sledging wise. If you can do it with the ball, there's no need for forewarning. I knocked two players out in my career. I suggested to neither of them that this was my intention (and it was) that this was about to happen.
I think I'd add Andy Roberts to the 'nasty' list. In the mid 70s when Peter Roebuck was playing for a university side, Roberts hit him in the face with a bouncer. Roebuck went to hospital, had a few stitches then bravely returned to the crease the next day whereupon Roberts gave him another barrage of the short stuff. He (Roberts) famously had a slowish bouncer which allowed the batsmen to get comfortable when Roberts would then unleash a faster bouncer. Botham was another Roberts victim, losing four teeth in 1974.
I don't know the details behind Roebuck's ousting of Richards and Garner, but I don't think it's fair to bring up race here. Roebuck was a critic of rebel tours to apartheid SA, and as far as I know didn't have links with it.So he (Roberts) used legal bowling methods against an established batsman who not only went on to adopt South Africa as his chosen home but while there took part in corporal punishment (caning of boys) which led to his eventual suicide. Roebuck was also instrumental in getting rid of Somerset's two black stars, Viv Richards and Joel Garner, and, by doing so, gave way to the resignation of Ian Botham who decided he had no desire to have anything to do with a team led in any way by Roebuck. Which rather sounds like a) Botham appreciated what cricket was about more than Roebuck and b) Andy Roberts deserves a medal and should have hit the 'brave' man a bit harder.
I don't know the details behind Roebuck's ousting of Richards and Garner, but I don't think it's fair to bring up race here. Roebuck was a critic of rebel tours to apartheid SA, and as far as I know didn't have links with it.
Think the wikipedia article is wrong about a couple of things. I don't think it is correct that they could only have played one or other of Richards/Garner in 1987. I may be corrected here, but I'm pretty certain that, when they changed the rule from 2 to 1 overseas player, counties with two existing players from before could continue with those two - many overseas players depended on CC for their living at the time, so existing players could continue.Hey cool, whatever. I'll just leave it here that Richards and Garner were replaced by Martin Crowe and Steve Waugh, that it took Roebuck's leaving of Somerset for the county to give recognition to Viv for all his efforts (naming the gates to the ground after him) and that Henk Lindeque, one of the young boys caned by Roebuck, said it wasn't even so much the caning he objected to as the fact that Roebuck insisted on pulling his shorts down to examine the marks.
I'd have paid good money to see Roberts bowl at Roebuck.
I think the caning business that you refer to happened in the UK, with Roebuck leaving the country later because of the embarrassment. I'm certainly not defending him as what he did then and also in the lead up to his suicide was indefensible. However, being hit in the face and returning to face the same bowler the next day is 'brave' in my book irrespective of future crimes.So he (Roberts) used legal bowling methods against an established batsman who not only went on to adopt South Africa as his chosen home but while there took part in corporal punishment (caning of boys) which led to his eventual suicide. Roebuck was also instrumental in getting rid of Somerset's two black stars, Viv Richards and Joel Garner, and, by doing so, gave way to the resignation of Ian Botham who decided he had no desire to have anything to do with a team led in any way by Roebuck. Which rather sounds like a) Botham appreciated what cricket was about more than Roebuck and b) Andy Roberts deserves a medal and should have hit the 'brave' man a bit harder.
In the first case he rather got away with it. He was originally charged with sexual assault but accepted common assault. The judge seemed to imply that was wrong:I think the caning business that you refer to happened in the UK, with Roebuck leaving the country later because of the embarrassment. I'm certainly not defending him as what he did then and also in the lead up to his suicide was indefensible. However, being hit in the face and returning to face the same bowler the next day is 'brave' in my book irrespective of future crimes.
Ex-Somerset captain caned young cricketersRoebuck was originally accused of indecent assault but pleaded guilty to lesser charges of common assault. However, the judge said he did not accept the purity of Roebuck's motives.
He said: "It was not appropriate to administer corporal punishment to boys of this age in circumstances such as these. It seems so unusual that it must have been done to satisfy some need in you.
"These were talented young men with high ambitions. They were far from home, far from their families and were keen to come under the tutelage of a person like you, being highly respected and well-known in the cricket world.
He added: "So, not only were they in your care but you had power and influence over them and that power and influence was abused by you. You used your position to abuse these boys and humiliate them."