RE Rules on using certain words

[Serene]

I think that this forum should make a rule. The word Politician should not be allowed and that instead of typing it we should write " Bumhole". Can whoever is in charge consider this? Or conversely, to use the word Politician instead of " bottom ". For example, I sat down on my politician and had a pot of Tea.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Professional liar. Not to be confused with solicitors, who should be called landsharks. Not to be confused with estate agents, who should be called cunts.

 

[danny la rouge]

I think that this forum should make a rule. The word Politician should not be allowed and that instead of typing it we should write " Bumhole". Can whoever is in charge consider this? Or conversely, to use the word Politician instead of " bottom ". For example, I sat down on my politician and had a pot of Tea.

I think Lazy Llama could set a rule for this. I was once given the keys to the gubbins of a bulletin board and I set a rule to automatically swap “cushion” for “soft furnishings” and censor the use of “Jack Straw”. It was funny to me, but had unintended consequences.

 

[Yossarian]

"Boris" should be automatically changed to "Johnson" - hopefully there won't be too many confusing references to Johnson Yeltsin or Johnson Karloff.

 

[fishfinger]

"Boris" should be automatically changed to "Johnson" - hopefully there won't be too many confusing references to Johnson Yeltsin or Johnson Karloff.

Or Johnson the spider.

 

[Ax^]

Jumping does appear to suit boris Johnson as a strap line

 

[gosub]

If we hold politicians in contempt long enough, do you reckon they will go away?

 

[Puddy_Tat]

Professional liar. Not to be confused with solicitors, who should be called landsharks. Not to be confused with estate agents, who should be called cunts.

but not all cunts are estate agents...

 

[WouldBe]

If we hold politicians in contempt long enough, do you reckon they will go away?

You'd end up seriously constipated if you did.

 

[Elpenor]

but not all cunts are estate agents...

I call them House Chinnies.

Recruitment consultants are Job Chinnies.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

Recruitment consultants are Job Chinnies.

or recruitcunts (c) Badgers

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

or recruitcunts (c) Badgers

Which would make estate agents propercunts

 

[HoratioCuthbert]

I think that this forum should make a rule. The word Politician should not be allowed and that instead of typing it we should write " Bumhole". Can whoever is in charge consider this? Or conversely, to use the word Politician instead of " bottom ". For example, I sat down on my politician and had a pot of Tea.

There was a time in the days of freeserve chat that if appeared as if someone had hacked it so that everytime someone said my name it came up starred out as if they had sworn. I think it was most likely this guy that had thrown a tantrum one time when the entire chatroom said bye to me as I was leaving, he didn't like that I was weel kent- although there was lots of strange hacking of the music chat room. I suppose it was quite funny.
But yeah my point is it should be an automatic thing that is forced on the whole board.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Professional liar. Not to be confused with solicitors, who should be called landsharks. Not to be confused with estate agents, who should be called cunts.

Professional implies a level of competence and ability I'm not happy with

 

[ohmyliver]

I think Lazy Llama could set a rule for this. I was once given the keys to the gubbins of a bulletin board and I set a rule to automatically swap “cushion” for “soft furnishings” and censor the use of “Jack Straw”. It was funny to me, but had unintended consequences.

Shades of Scunthorpe council introducing an email profanity filter and inadvertently blocking all email for 6 weeks because of the 'cunt' in Scunthorpe. https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...UQFnoECAQQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3mZd5K-Yyu9miGwATAXDvQ

 

[danny la rouge]

Shades of Scunthorpe council introducing an email profanity filter and inadvertently blocking all email for 6 weeks because of the 'cunt' in Scunthorpe. https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...UQFnoECAQQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3mZd5K-Yyu9miGwATAXDvQ

Yes, it was like that.

 

[gosub]

Shades of Scunthorpe council introducing an email profanity filter and inadvertently blocking all email for 6 weeks because of the 'cunt' in Scunthorpe. https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...UQFnoECAQQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3mZd5K-Yyu9miGwATAXDvQ

There's more than one cunt in Scunthorpe

 

[klang]

There's more than one cunt in Scunthorpe

Scuntshorpe.

 

[Pickman's model]

"Boris" should be automatically changed to "Johnson" - hopefully there won't be too many confusing references to Johnson Yeltsin or Johnson Karloff.

<edited> fishfinger got there first

 

[moochedit]

If we hold politicians in contempt long enough, do you reckon they will go away?

Hasn't worked so far