Queen Death: Thread for unhinged Tweets, opinions and behaviour

[Orang Utan]

So this, this is content?

So that’s four people who either haven’t seen The Shining or didn’t get it.
For shame. This place is going to hell in a handcart.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Find it hard to distinguish sincerity from satire these days. Got no idea what this is.

That's Diamond Geezer Dave, "I met the queen, she was just so normal, just like you or me"

 

[pinkmonkey]

People at work kept asking me if I'd watched the funeral today. Was hard to arrange my face into anything other than 'fuck no, why on earth would I?' But I tried my best

I watched 5 mins of it on Youtube this aft, so I’ll be able to say something about it to my client who thinks I was in mourning all day yesterday, in reality I was completing their stuff in peace. No emails or calls. Bliss!
My mum said she watched it yesterday and ,’even your dad watched a bit’ I know she probably made him, so I watched the bit where they took the crown off the coffin, because mum said it was moving.

 

[Clair De Lune]

I watched 5 mins of it on Youtube this aft, so I’ll be able to say something about it to my client who thinks I was in mourning all day yesterday, in reality I was completing their stuff in peace. No emails or calls. Bliss!
My mum said she watched it yesterday and ,’even your dad watched a bit’ I know she probably made him, so I watched the bit where they took the crown off the coffin, because mum said it was moving.

One teacher was really prying and my mind went kinda blank and for some reason I said 'I felt for the dogs' Appearing heartless wouldn't have been good.

 

[brogdale]

One teacher was really prying and my mind went kinda blank and for some reason I said 'I felt for the dogs' Appearing heartless wouldn't have been good.

Urbz attempts at 'passing' IRL as though you watched the mourn-fest almost deserves a thread of its own.

 

[chainsawjob]

I've been asked today. I had my excuse ready, I was on a train, sadly (not sadly!).

 

[Sue]

Urbz attempts at 'passing' IRL as though you watched the mourn-fest almost deserves a thread of its own.

Yep, given my family and friends are all , it's easy to forget loads of people are not despite all the coverage (especially as I'm ignoring the news etc).

 

[8ball]

My mum said she watched it yesterday and ,’even your dad watched a bit’ I know she probably made him, so I watched the bit where they took the crown off the coffin, because mum said it was moving.

Well duuh…

How can they possibly take it off the coffin without it moving.

 

[emanymton]

People at work kept asking me if I'd watched the funeral today. Was hard to arrange my face into anything other than 'fuck no, why on earth would I?' But I tried my best

Should have just looked confused and said "what funeral?"

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

 

[Orang Utan]

I failed to bite my lip about it at work last week, so I doubt I’ll get asked tomorrow, even though my co-worker is an ardent Royalist

 

[not a trot]

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Is the one on the right supposed to be Ena Sharples ?

 

[danski]

My site manager, on mentioning that I didn’t watch it as I’d have found it depressing, said “you should be proud”.
I just walked off.
I think it may have brought back stuff from his mum dying fairly recently.
Proper gammons that I work with though.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Is the one on the right supposed to be Ena Sharples ?

It's Ethel without her tea cosy hat

 

[SysOut]

Is the one on the right supposed to be Ena Sharples ?

I wondered too who she is.
There are two Windsors.
Is she a third?

 

[nottsgirl]

They still had the grief signs up at Tescos when I went earlier. Expressing condolences to the royal family.

 

[DaveCinzano]

They still had the grief signs up at Tescos when I went earlier. Expressing condolences to the royal family.

Through the medium of Value gammon?

 

[Calamity1971]

I managed to get to work on someone's garden ( 94 yr old heil reader) I asked her would it be okay and she said it's my garden what are they going to do. I told her I was anti monarchy, but that didn't stop her zimmering out every ten minutes shouting me updates. ' well, Camilla is older than charles' , ' George looks glum' .
I shouted have you seen charles' sausage fingers' and she said urghh yeh, not aged well has he'.

 

[T & P]

I managed to get to work on someone's garden ( 94 yr old heil reader) I asked her would it be okay and she said it's my garden what are they going to do. I told her I was anti monarchy, but that didn't stop her zimmering out every ten minutes shouting me updates. ' well, Camilla is older than charles' , ' George looks glum' .
I shouted have you seen charles' sausage fingers' and she said urghh yeh, not aged well has he'.

I like her. Sounds like she was watching it for the show, rather than out of grief

 

[DaveCinzano]

I managed to get to work on someone's garden ( 94 yr old heil reader) I asked her would it be okay and she said it's my garden what are they going to do. I told her I was anti monarchy, but that didn't stop her zimmering out every ten minutes shouting me updates. ' well, Camilla is older than charles' , ' George looks glum' .
I shouted have you seen charles' sausage fingers' and she said urghh yeh, not aged well has he'.

I like her. Sounds like she was watching it for the show, rather than out of grief

Sounds like a lady with a firm gaze looking futurewards towards an epic crack binge in <checks watch> around two years

 

[two sheds]

Tempted to answer any questions with "Yes of course I've been celebrating the queen's death".

 

[Looby]

The one thing that has actually made me feel a bit sad (apart from maybe the grandchildren being upset) was the pony stood by the side on the long walk. It was her favourite and that lonely pony made my heart hurt a bit.

But I gave myself a talking to, called a few people a cunt and I’m all good again.

 

[Ax^]

will admit a pang of sorrow for the corgi dogs

they could smell her being there

now with nonce king stand in

 

[ouirdeaux]

Just don't get it what sort of secret message is whoever is behind this trying to convey?
It always seem odd to me that the Illuminati will go to such complex methods to send each other a message, what's wrong with a phone call or an email?

I have wondered about this for years. I came to the conclusion that, dastardly as they are, they play fair -- they leave clues so that those sitting in their pants in their parents' basement have a chance of working it all out.

 

[SysOut]

I have wondered about this for years. I came to the conclusion that, dastardly as they are, they play fair -- they leave clues so that those sitting in their pants in their parents' basement have a chance of working it all out.

We don't know.

What is said between the monarch and the PM each week, and in the Privy Councils is secret.
However, it is clear that upper parts of the state such as the armed forces and secret services answer to the monarch. Indeed, belong to the same class as the aristocrasy.

The PR for the Monarch started, according to someone on the BBC long ago, in the Victorian age. The Royal Family became a model for the nw powerful bourgoisie. It could also have something to with the relations with the USA - the Long Apppeasement better known as the Special Relationship.

Part of that PR was the reviving or highlighting the hocus pocus of tradition, which fitted in well with the rise of romanticism, spiritualism and the belief in fairies.

But the fact is that we do not know in what way the the monarchy influences policy but must rely entirely on the media, who are, of course, loyal to the staus quo.

Since the beginning of the 20th century we live in a propaganda bubble, which starts off with the myth about how that word got its current meaning.

 

[Calamity1971]

Wonderful if true. Even tho Welby is a Tory ballbag as well.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

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Have had harder wanks.

 

[flypanam]

They still had the grief signs up at Tescos when I went earlier. Expressing condolences to the royal family.

Don’t they know Xmas is only 16(?) weeks away?

 

[Elpenor]

Looks like Trudeau is guilty of disrespectfully singing two days before a funeral!

Trudeau’s team defend Bohemian Rhapsody rendition before Queen’s funeral

Clip of Canadian prime minister singing in London hotel two days before funeral has sparked criticism

www.theguardian.com

 

[Sue]

Looks like Trudeau is guilty of disrespectfully singing two days before a funeral!

Trudeau’s team defend Bohemian Rhapsody rendition before Queen’s funeral

Clip of Canadian prime minister singing in London hotel two days before funeral has sparked criticism

www.theguardian.com

The worse than Hitler thread is thataway =>.