Queen Death: Thread for unhinged Tweets, opinions and behaviour

[two sheds]

"The corgis have no idea what's going on"

That was an earlier, unconfirmed report.

 

[Calamity1971]

"The corgis have no idea what's going on"


Make your mind up

Good job, they'd slit they're paws if they knew who their new owner was..

 

[Calamity1971]

I reckon most of us have been there.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

 

[Puddy_Tat]

I reckon most of us have been there.

was this magic stick always that fragile, or did they saw most of the way through it so it would break easily?

 

[brogdale]

was this magic stick always that fragile, or did they saw most of the way through it so it would break easily?

Hold on; a wand?

Really? Was/is someone a wizard?

 

[elbows]

Hold on; a wand?

Really? Was/is someone a wizard?

Well the current Lord Chamberlain was once head of MI5.

Anyway....

The Wand of Office is a thin white staff, owned by Lord Chamberlin, which was once meant to be a device used to discipline courtiers if they were too rowdy.

Explained: What is the ‘Wand of Office’ and why will it be broken for the Queen

Lord Chamberlain, Andrew Parker, will symbolically break his wand of office at the Queen’s funeral

www.independent.co.uk

First time its been televised since last time the monarch died the tv was black and white so snooker coverage was trickier.

 

[Ax^]

oddly today looking at the news at work and hearing from facebook fan family mostly

loads of shite about Biden looking old

had to point out to some at work that trump is 4 years younger and aside from a prema tan and tv training

comes across as a bigger cunt that biden would of today

 

[Ax^]

have to feel sorry for the little buggers

their sense of smell is some much stronger than the rest of us
the lead lined coffin would do nothing

 

[Ax^]

also feel sorry for Gyles Brandreth

most amount of work he had in years

 

[petee]

it's so obvious now!

 

[pinkmonkey]

I’m in a wild swimming group on FB for the Yorks Dales.
Bloke posts up his photo diary from yesterday - 34 mile bike ride, meetup with another swimmer, dip in a stunning rock pool under a waterfall and food cooked on his camping stove. Felt slightly jealous tbh, seeing as I worked 9-9.
Random man posts up, ‘You should have been a royalist watching the funeral like 99% of folk. The only forgiveness is if you did FFY. You can become a republican the day after.’

I’ve seen so fucking much of this, in the past 10 days, posted by random men of a certain age.

 

[killer b]

that could easily be sarcasm tbf. what does FFY mean?

 

[pinkmonkey]

that could easily be sarcasm tbf. what does FFY mean?

Fortunately For You. Judging by his profile, no, I think he meant it. Everyone has ignored him. No pile on, which is nice.

 

[steveo87]

My step mum put photos of the funeral, on TV, on her FB, with the tagline 'it makes you proud to be British.'

They live in France.

 

[A380]

Satire is dead:



Danbury Mint…

 

[A380]

Well, this is my Christmas presents sorted:

Danbury Mint UK | Danbury Mint UK

Danbury Mint - Personalised Jewellery, Gifts, Collectables, Bears and Gift

www.danburymint.co.uk

Queen Elizabeth II Memorial Plate.

 

[prunus]

Well, this is my Christmas presents sorted:

Danbury Mint UK | Danbury Mint UK

Danbury Mint - Personalised Jewellery, Gifts, Collectables, Bears and Gift

www.danburymint.co.uk

Queen Elizabeth II Memorial Plate.

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“Eat it off my face”

 

[Santino]

“Eat it off my face”

"Eat if off OUR face"

 

[prunus]

"Eat if off OUR face"

You’re right, sorry, I was being most disrespectful

 

[A380]

"Eat if off OUR face"

I think you will find that it’s:

‘Eat it off One’s face.’

 

[clicker]

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Find it hard to distinguish sincerity from satire these days. Got no idea what this is.

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

Flags wrinkled - I can't see any problems with that flag.
WP = Westminister palace.
45 - end of the war.
(19)97 - Spice girls release "mama"

That is more obvious

 

[MickiQ]

it's so obvious now!

Just don't get it what sort of secret message is whoever is behind this trying to convey?
It always seem odd to me that the Illuminati will go to such complex methods to send each other a message, what's wrong with a phone call or an email?

 

[petee]

Just don't get it what sort of secret message is whoever is behind this trying to convey?

neither do i, but it fits the "unhinged" category.

 

[pogofish]

Isn't that her off the Tube?

She has done one or two things over the years since..!

 

[Clair De Lune]

People at work kept asking me if I'd watched the funeral today. Was hard to arrange my face into anything other than 'fuck no, why on earth would I?' But I tried my best

 

[PR1Berske]

Just don't get it what sort of secret message is whoever is behind this trying to convey?
It always seem odd to me that the Illuminati will go to such complex methods to send each other a message, what's wrong with a phone call or an email?

They never answer that part. Ooh look, things all add up to a number and possibly a word for next week's Wordle. "To what end?" Oh we can't tell you that!

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

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I really want this