Queen Death: Thread for unhinged Tweets, opinions and behaviour

[extra dry]

To play devils advocate, she didn’t do anything particularly good but she also didn’t do anything horribly wrong like some others in her family. I think that’s exactly what people mean when they use the word “dignified”.

That’s actually the question isn’t it? He’s piped up from time to time with more explicit opinions to her. Not saying he’s going to try and wrestle back control from Parliament but it will be interesting to see if he stays as silent as her.

As an aside, I can’t remember how my MiL knows this but apparently he has staff who remove all the cow pats from the fields he takes his evening walks in.

the person at work who made that up is a genius.

 

[Johnny Vodka]

Should have some swan in it surely?

Or a bit of her toe?

 

[DaphneM]

I'd have just fucked him off. Horses for courses

It’s not real tho…

 

[seeformiles]

Should have some swan in it surely?

I’ve got a copy of Larousse Gastronomique and, not being bound by UK law, it describes swan meat as oily and leathery so not really the sort of thing you’d want in your burger

 

[skyscraper101]

NOT YOU

 

[Epona]

 

[AverageJoe]

 

[Wilf]

I just looked up the time of the funeral to see when the fucking thing will be over. Was relieved to see it was 12 - 1.00 and thought thank fuck. I then saw they will continue dragging the box round till 4.00! Anyway, suppose it's final opportunity for people overcome with grief to throw themselves under the wheels of a gun carriage.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

250 candles positioned in shape of The Queen in Orpington

250 twinkling candles making a picture of HM The Queen was placed by members of the Orpington community last night.

www.newsshopper.co.uk

 

[brogdale]

Was a sign up at West Croydon station this morning telling me to be aware of the crowds making their way into central London...

 

[MrSki]

 

[Elpenor]

250 candles positioned in shape of The Queen in Orpington

250 twinkling candles making a picture of HM The Queen was placed by members of the Orpington community last night.

www.newsshopper.co.uk

My dad used to be the chair of that residents association, I don’t think that would have happened on his watch

 

[T & P]

 

[Orang Utan]

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[Calamity1971]

It’s not real tho…

No shit Daphne.

 

[Calamity1971]

You may not know this but Lowkey is a raging anti-Semite. He might be making good points but he’s full of shit about a lot of things

It wasn't that I was highlighting, it was more about the bootstrap cook going down in my estimations. Don't know much about lowkey. Another shitbag then.

 

[extra dry]

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So this, this is content?

 

[Orang Utan]

So this, this is content?

certainly is

 

[Tanya1982]

Character building.

The old ones are the best. The classic 'character building' cover for 'being a cunt to young kids'.

However, from what I saw they didn't walk behind. The news article I read got that wrong, so that's my fault for believing the worst of William.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Some manky old BTP filth was invited, but was let down when the trains went to shit...

Queen Elizabeth II funeral: Bristol man misses out as trains cancelled

Barry Boffy says "events conspired against me" after he was invited to be a guest at the service.

www.bbc.co.uk

"Ultimately there isn't anything I can do about it, to change the circumstances, it is still a huge honour and privilege, just to have been invited, so I will treasure that, the memory of the opportunity to have been there."

 

[two sheds]

My dad used to be the chair of that residents association, I don’t think that would have happened on his watch

fire risk?

 

[MrSki]

 

[Gromit]

Stealing my material.

My gag was;

Worst Grand Prix evar
Only one qualifying car
Safety car replaced by bikes
Entire race run under a yellow flag.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

 

[skyscraper101]

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[bcuster]

 

[quiet guy]

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[The39thStep]

 

[Serge Forward]

I think this was a good, and respectful to people's actual feelings, reflection on the 'grief' narrative:



People outside the royal family (and perhaps some of the close household) aren't going through shock and bargaining and depression etc - they're just a bit sad, dimished, reflective.

Isn't that her off the Tube?

 

[Artaxerxes]

"The corgis have no idea what's going on"


Make your mind up