Queen Death: Thread for unhinged Tweets, opinions and behaviour
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BigMoaner
What A Load of Old Bollocks
Jesus that is mad. Jesus.
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
Cursed image but I’m laughing
Ming
I shot a man in Reno...
’Zimmering out’I managed to get to work on someone's garden ( 94 yr old heil reader) I asked her would it be okay and she said it's my garden what are they going to do. I told her I was anti monarchy, but that didn't stop her zimmering out every ten minutes shouting me updates. ' well, Camilla is older than charles' , ' George looks glum' .
I shouted have you seen charles' sausage fingers' and she said urghh yeh, not aged well has he'.
! Genuine rofl!!
T & P
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FWIW everyone else is also at it when trying to push their own narratives. Like when those promoting the Super Bowl or the football World Cup final claim the game is watched by a good couple of billion people around the world. The flying fuck it is. At best, the event is broadcast on channels across countries which combined populations add up to tge quoted figures.
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
What the fuck was he on?
Obvious dickhead jumping to his defence.
Obvious dickhead jumping to his defence.
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
8ball
Decolonise colons!
This is like a Russian doll of knobbishness.
So what if someone laughs about something during or before or after a funeral?
It’s the closest to anything remotely endearing that he’s ever done that I’m aware of.
8ball
Decolonise colons!
Are you saying I’m suffering from a lack of empathy for people who value the Royal Family?
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
I'm not sure that anything that cunt does can be described as endearing.
I'd have whole heartily applauded him if he'd deployed a whoopee cushion.
The point is, he turned up off his tits and if had been any other person there would have been a media lynching.
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
He thought it was kwartangs nan.
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
I mean we all had a good chuckle at the absurdity of the bollocks so I really don't give a fuck.
Boris Sprinkler
Dont be scared
Are you saying I’m suffering from a lack of empathy for people who value the Royal Family?
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Storm Fox
Trying the find the next noun to verb
It's one thing taking the piss out of the royal family and the absurdity of the whole thing, totally another rocking up to a funeral service of a 97-year-old (even if it is stupidly OTT) looking like you are off your tits. If you can't be serious, claim you have COVID and stay away.
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
I burst out laughing at my gran’s funeral. The minister taking the service painted a picture of someone warm-hearted and wonderful - when she was the exact opposite. I hid my face in my hands trying to disguise it as a sob and someone in the row behind put their hand on my shoulder to comfort me. Awkward doesn’t begin to cover it.
Puddy_Tat
naturally fluffy
indeed.
can imagine the 'news' if they had decided keir starmer had not looked sad enough...
or if jeremy corbyn had still been leader when it happened it would all somehow have been his fault
Boris Sprinkler
Dont be scared
I would have defintely been off my tits if i had been invited. That's what sunglasses are for. Given the closest I have been to the queen is sticking various rolled up renditions of her image up my nose. They can't have it both ways. Either we to choose to live in a narko state or we don't.
Karl Masks
Birds Angel Delight
I hope he turns up pissed tomorrow to deliver his crap budget
Jeff Robinson
Marxist-Lentilist: Jackboots and Jackfruit
Glad these pricks are getting a kicking even if its for the weirdest reason. Kinda strange to promote an equality norm in the context of grovelling before the corpse of an unelected monarch who issued orders from a golden throne and lived a life of extraordinary opulence because of the family she was born in to.
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HaveMyPassword123
Glad these pricks are getting a kicking even if its for the weirdest reason. Kinda strange to promote an equality norm in the context of grovelling before the corpse of an unelected monarch who issued orders from a golden throne and lived a life of extraordinary opulence because of the family she was born in to.
Holly and Phil's apology 'spectacularly backfires' amid backlash
Sources at The Morning have admitted their on-screen 'apology' on Tuesday 'spectacularly backfired'
You realise it's all manufactured outrage?
Also why is Holly in the firing line but Phil not so much?
It's because Schofield is still loyal to his press agents that the tabloids want to stay on the good side of, but Willoughby won a million quid settlement from them so is not protected:
Phillip Schofield | YMU | Representing those who define culture
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Holly Willoughby's £1m win in legal battle with ex-agents
THIS Morning host Holly Willoughby is on course to pocket a £1.25million fortune - after settling an 18-month legal battle with her former agency.
Jeff Robinson
Marxist-Lentilist: Jackboots and Jackfruit
Yes?
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HaveMyPassword123
But you're glad the pricks are getting a kicking, especially the woman, because....?
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HaveMyPassword123
Because the media have now been told he has ADHD or some such, is why he wasn't lynched.
