Prince Andrew, Duke of York, named in underage 'sex slave' lawsuit

[Bahnhof Strasse]

When his own ma has stripped him of pretty much all his titles and the heir apparent wishes he'd curl up and die it's a fair bet that the things that formerly made him attractive to the ultra-rich have been largely chopped away from him.

Exactly, kleptomaniac despots weren't shoving cash his way cos he's a nice guy, they were buying influence, now the sweatless slug has none left to sell.

 

[surreybrowncap]

Oh, the grand old Duke of York
He had ten million quid
He paid it out to someone he'd never met
Cos he's a sweaty nonce


It needs more work, I know.

Ode to Andrew’s Trousers

And when they were up, they were up
And when they were down, they were down
So Mum will pay his 10 million quid
She’ll have to sell a crown

 

[Gromit]

The amount settled was undisclosed.
Media are saying 10mil to her and 2mil to her choosen charity...

... But the truth of the matter is no one knows.

It could have been £10k and a promise mum won't "off you" like she did Princess Di.

 

[Pickman's model]

Fuck, they can even spin this as him doing his duty if they're that way inclined. He wanted to fight the case in court and expose the lies, but that would have spoiled the Queen's jubilee.

it wouldn't have spoiled the queen's jubilee if he was vindicated and vg shown as a gold-digging good-for-nothing, would it? as matters are, he's ruined the queen's jubilee by proving certainly on the balance of probabilities he's a nonce and pretty much beyond a reasonable doubt that he's a wrong un. because rather than putting this story to bed, as it were, andrew has given it legs to run and run all year. if not longer. what will he do when woman #2 or #3 comes out seeking restitution?

 

[Pickman's model]

Exactly, kleptomaniac despots weren't shoving cash his way cos he's a nice guy, they were buying influence, now the sweatless slug has none left to sell.

and only the entitled thickies like lady v.h. would want anything to do with him.

 

[bluescreen]

I reckon legal fees on both sides will be several ££m and he'll be paying both.

 

[Santino]

Oh, the grand old Duke of York
He had ten million quid
He paid it out to someone he'd never met
Cos he's a sweaty nonce


It needs more work, I know.

'For something he never did'

 

[danny la rouge]

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Who is paying for Prince Andrew's settlement?

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[izz]

Nice thought of course but I imagine that will just get dropped now, she was his only accuser and probably wouldn't be too interested in pursuing it. It would be a high profile investigation that would stir up at least some diplomatic flak and is not likely to go anywhere. We will probably see him in the background of royal family events (Captain Birdseye costume optional) but other than that, he will most likely be given a stipend and told to stay out of the limelight. Imagine family get togethers going to be a bit awkward from now on.

I agree with all of this except for the last phrase, I doubt family get-togethers will be any more awkward as his family probably has a better idea of his shenanigans than we do, I 'spect they'll get easier as he will be seen as having made some reparation.

 

[MickiQ]

I agree with all of this except for the last phrase, I doubt family get-togethers will be any more awkward as his family probably has a better idea of his shenanigans than we do, I 'spect they'll get easier as he will be seen as having made some reparation.

"Daddy why don't we invite Great-Uncle Andy anymore?"
"We don't talk about that George, when you're older I will tell you the story about The Prince Who Couldn't Sweat"

 

[Kaka Tim]

I agree with all of this except for the last phrase, I doubt family get-togethers will be any more awkward as his family probably has a better idea of his shenanigans than we do, I 'spect they'll get easier as he will be seen as having made some reparation.

chas will want nothing to do with him as he will see him as a stain on the reputation of the monarchy - hes waited over 70 years for this gig and doesn't want anyone to sully his glorious reign

 

[quiet guy]

Oh the Grand Old Duke of York,
He had 12 million quid,
He gave it to an American Girl,
For something "he never did".

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Oh the Grand old Duke of York
How frivolous does one get
He frittered away ten million quid
On some lass he’d never met

 

[Pickman's model]

"Daddy why don't we invite Great-Uncle Andy anymore?"
"We don't talk about that George, when you're older I will tell you the story about The Prince Who Couldn't Sweat"

 

[Sprocket.]

Oh the Grand Old Duke of York
He got a 12million cut.
That’s not bad
Cos at the time,
He was sat in Pizza Hut.

 

[Athos]

Oh The Grand Old Duke of York,
From Mummy he did ponce,
Millions of pounds of taxpayers' cash,
But he's not a sweaty nonce.

 

[RileyOBlimey]

 

[scalyboy]

Oh the Grand old Duke of York
How frivolous does one get
He frittered away ten million quid
On some lass he’d never met

Oh the Grand old Duke of York
He's generous to a fault
This honourable prince paid ten million quid
To avoid a US court

[needs more work]

 

[Sprocket.]

Oh the Grand Old Duke of York
Such an awful twat,
blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah.
Such an awful twat.

Perfect.

 

[scalyboy]

Oh the Grand old Duke of York
He had ten million smackers
He lost the lot on a legal deal
But he should have lost his knackers

[still needs more work]

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

I'm sure the Queen is glad that her embarrassing pensioner children are all sorted out.

Police to investigate Prince Charles' charity

There have been no arrests or interviews under caution, London's Metropolitan Police says.

www.bbc.co.uk

Oh...

 

[DaveCinzano]

I'm sure the Queen is glad that her embarrassing pensioner children are all sorted out.

Police to investigate Prince Charles' charity

There have been no arrests or interviews under caution, London's Metropolitan Police says.

www.bbc.co.uk

Oh...

Kids, eh

 

[fucthest8]

This is fairly entertaining, James O'Brien having a little rant

"Its not black and white is it? Whose money is this? Whose 12 million quid is making it's way to Virgina Guiffre and her charity?"

 

[ElizabethofYork]

Oh the grand old nonce of York

Fed pizza to his kid

It didn’t prove his innocence

So he paid ten million quid

 

[danny la rouge]

Oh the Grand Old Duke of York,
He is a sweaty nonce,
He is a sweaty, sweaty, sweaty,
Sweaty fucking nonce.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Oh the Grand Old Duke Of York
Doesn't sweat even under duress,
Like the time he spent 12 million quid
On a trip to Pizza Express.

 

[little_legs]

I'm sure the Queen is glad that her embarrassing pensioner children are all sorted out.

Police to investigate Prince Charles' charity

There have been no arrests or interviews under caution, London's Metropolitan Police says.

www.bbc.co.uk

Oh...

a dynastic union between the Houses of Saud and Windsor would actually own

 

[MickiQ]

This is fairly entertaining, James O'Brien having a little rant

"Its not black and white is it? Whose money is this? Whose 12 million quid is making it's way to Virgina Guiffre and her charity?"

Man has a point it will be ace if attempting to try to draw a line under this ends up tarring Brenda and Chucky as well.
If the real motive turns out to be it not hanging over the Jubilee it might very well ending up doing so anyway if enough people get sniffy about £12M (or whatever it is) being used to bail out HWCS when folks are struggling with big fuel bills

 

[killer b]

it will be ace if attempting to try to draw a line under this ends up tarring Brenda and Chucky as well

I fear this is too much wishful thinking - they can't be so thick that they aren't alive to the PR disaster paying this out of royal funds would create. Great if they are, but...

 

[pogofish]

Man has a point it will be ace if attempting to try to draw a line under this ends up tarring Brenda and Chucky as well.
If the real motive turns out to be it not hanging over the Jubilee it might very well ending up doing so anyway if enough people get sniffy about £12M (or whatever it is) being used to bail out HWCS when folks are struggling with big fuel bills

I think it will be far more like that the British press/certain media will be out to eviscerate Giuffre, for years to come, every time she spends a penny on anything for "wasting our money".

A few strategically placed "exclusives" and gongs for editors/owners etc will probably mollify the press as far as the rest of the RF goes.