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Peter Dow's political defence -v- "criminal tweets" charge

Members of the jury, how do you find the defendent, guilty or not guilty?


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Good luck Peter Dow!

We the people salute your courage and indefatigability in the face of this outrage.

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PS
Have you still got that nude photoshopped pic of Condi - if so can you PM it to me pls.
 
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Or go to the more casual extreme

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You forgot to include the text which puts it all into context. People like you just take the piss!

"What do I have to offer a woman?
As a father to our children, they would expect to inherit some of my superior genes. I am fit, healthy, strong, very clever and well educated. I have demonstrated some of my abilities as a man in this website which I have produced myself. Most men would have to pay someone to produce a website as good as this. I can do many things myself which means that I don't need as much money as others do to be comfortable. So my children could be likely to achieve more than the children of most men.

However I cannot offer a woman riches. I live off welfare and have done for years - it is a reliable, though low, income which increases to a couple's allowance if I can find a partner who is "habitually resident in the UK" - lived for years in Scotland, England, Wales or Northern Ireland. I believe it may be possible to get benefits for citizens of any European Union country right away as well.

I am pro-Scottish of course but actually most of my previous lady friends have come from outside Scotland originally.

Of course, welfare here does pay extra for children and so I can afford to bring up kids no problem. A woman with no kids of her own yet but keen to start a family would be ideal."
 
Practice the following, Peter: "I'm very sorry m'lud I went far too far and I promise not to mention the Queen on social media ever again."




You can use it to advantage - anyone asks you about the Queen you can say "I'm sorry but I am under direct orders of the British state not to express an opinion".
 
Its standard journalistic practice to give the subject of a story's name, age and street name to avoid mistaken identity.
 
There's probably fucking loads of people with that name tbf, it's not exactly unusual.

But Urban's Peter Dow? "There can be only one" :)
 
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