Paul Golding's mum moves abroad with bf treasurer and loot

[kebabking]

a crappucino?

It's the sprinkles that give it the special touch.

 

[Celyn]

... Two thin, barely warm slices of bernard matthews done with some aunt bessies and some overcooked veg- gravy way too thin. Serves him right

There really ought to have been some famous oldy-timey music hall duo called "Bernie and Bessie". Or not even music hall era - something from the 1970s era of telly comedians type of thing.

Anyway, surely he won't want turkey, 'cos it's foreign, innit? I did once read that someone had a theory that the good old Yorkshire pudding was really a thing brought back from the Crusades, and is therefore an invention of those dreadful Saracen types. I doubt very much if that's true, but the notion does amuse me. He had better not have potatoes either, of course.

 

[steeplejack]

It's the sprinkles that give it the special touch.

 

[Bakunin]

Still, at least Golding is benefitting humanity during his prison sentence:

Read Rochdale's story

 

[cupid_stunt]

Paul Golding has been arrested.

 

[steeplejack]

The leadership banged up and crumbling heap-of-shit fascist Transit off the road. Result!

 

[Pickman's model]

Paul Golding has been arrested.

Turned out nice again

 

[existentialist]

Turned out nice again

Couldn't happen to a nicer cunt.

Do we know what he has been arrested for?

 

[Serge Forward]

Aggravated cuntery?

 

[steeplejack]

Yes I know it's a twitter post but it is very, very funny. Golding nicked for racially aggravated disorder, subsequently released. Apparently banned from returning to Wakefield. Fate of seized van not clear.

 

[Pickman's model]

Yes I know it's a twitter post but it is very, very funny. Golding nicked for racially aggravated disorder, subsequently released. Apparently banned from returning to Wakefield. Fate of seized van not clear.

 

[hitmouse]

Yes I know it's a twitter post but it is very, very funny. Golding nicked for racially aggravated disorder, subsequently released. Apparently banned from returning to Wakefield. Fate of seized van not clear.

I started off by going "christ, cops and fascists, impossible to have any sympathy for anyone in this video", but have to admit they kind of won me over with the "stop touching me, you've just said that's assault" bit.

 

[not-bono-ever]

Tbf, traffic cops are about the best of the lot IME. Other strains of filth would had treated them a bit different