Oh no what have I done! (Potential ceiling disaster)

[Callie]

Whomp there it is! It's just fallen down. I'm in bed, it can stay down
Teaboy

 

[two sheds]

It's just fallen down with you in bed on it?

 

[Callie]

I'm in bed elsewhere but heard a big crash.

There is a big dusty mess, I should have put a sheet down or something

I'm in my pyjamas and I don't want to sweep it all up I did check, no cats have been squashed

 

[trashpony]

So actually your ceiling was held up by polystyrene tiles

 

[Vintage Paw]

Ceilings are overrated anyway.

 

[Sirena]

I've had two ceilings come down in the last few years!

 

[two sheds]

I've had two ceilings come down in the last few years!

Can't people just leave polystyrene tiles alone?

 

[Cid]

Pics. Ideally with cats.

 

[moose]

Ceiling schmeiling. Just put a nice picture up, or get a novelty doorbell, and no one will ever notice.

 

[two sheds]

Yep star chart would be nice.

 

[Callie]

Pictures of cats on the ceiling, yes!

 

[DaveCinzano]

Pictures of cats on the ceiling, yes!

 

[mauvais]

The best solution would have been to merely invert the house, i.e. rotate it through 180 degrees. Gravity can make a quick and easy substitute for proper fixings or No More Nails. And noone's ever had a problem with a ceiling falling up.

This only works if you've got good floors tbf.

 

[bi0boy]

Ceilings are overrated anyway.

Yes, what's wrong with the underneath of the floor above?

 

[Teaboy]

Whomp there it is! It's just fallen down. I'm in bed, it can stay down
Teaboy

Sorted. Now you've got those lovely high ceilings you always wanted. Its just the plaster come off right?

 

[DaveCinzano]

Saw a hole in the bedroom floor, put in a plexiglass panel, flood the ground floor, borrow a shark or two, et voila! Your very own Bond villain lair

 

[quimcunx]

So how does it look this morning? Where are the pics?

 

[DaveCinzano]

Cracks don't mean the ceiling will collapse.

 

[Teaboy]

To be fair the ceiling hasn't collapsed otherwise there would now be an open plan living room cum bedroom scenario.

 

[DaveCinzano]

cum bedroom scenario

 

[Pingu]

Yes, what's wrong with the underneath of the floor above?

tbh people pay good money for a rustic look

 

[Callie]

I can't post pics from my phone its very annoying

I have no idea what I'm going home to.

Bar dusty cats

 

[DaveCinzano]

Bar dusty cats

Note to self: excellent name for credit crunch pub chain

 

[Callie]

here is poo poo kit, she did not have any involvement with said ceiling destruction

avec paper which I diligently removed

oh no - a cracks!

hmm I do believe those cracks are getting bigger now the paper has gone - lets panic post on urban because theyre a helpful bunch

kaboom!

 

[trashpony]

Oh arse Callie

 

[clicker]

Lovely rose though

 

[Vintage Paw]

Lovely rose though

It's got some years of paint on it, that has.

 

[twentythreedom]

Deny everything, no comment all the way

 

[Boudicca]

Still a better look than polystyrene tiles though

 

[quimcunx]

A bit of polyfilla will soon sort that out.