Official: Prince Philip is Dead, 9th April 2021

[Cid]

Fuck me Andrew Marr has absorbed him:

‘he was always like an Indian bride as they say, two steps behind’

 

[hitmouse]

 

[T & P]

 

[sojourner]

Apols if we've already gone over this...but...

April 8 = Fatch death day
April 9 = Racist Prince death day

anything for April 10?

A fuck off big party?

 

[Idris2002]

In Thornton heath Tesco and the order for sombre music and mourning being ignored as Sinatra's something stupid comes over the speakers

In fairness, Phil did do it his way.

 

[sojourner]

I bet Queenie's fucking raging. She was proper looking forward to a big do for his 100th.

 

[magneze]

I checked and they're just playing sad music now, like, er, an instrumental mix of "Video Games"

Come on BBC, a grieving nation needs its bangers.

Maybe some Tech House would be the right tone?

 

[Pickman's model]

Fuck me Andrew Marr has absorbed him:

‘he was always like an Indian bride as they say, two steps behind’

A surprising number of media noses prove to be a pungent brown

 

[taffboy gwyrdd]

That's just in case he rises again.

'new devlopments' like - 'He's still dead' ?

 

[taffboy gwyrdd]

[Deleted repeat gag]

 

[pogofish]

Come on BBC, a grieving nation needs its bangers.

Yup - I’m trying to scrub-out my kitchen prior to starting repainting and every one of the stations still playing music is in full-on dirge mode.

Which is not conducive to getting much done!

 

[brogdale]

Accomplished trolling from the shinner leadership:

 

[magneze]

So, do we get another bank holiday or not?

 

[Artaxerxes]

So, do we get another bank holiday or not?

8 days of mourning and no bank holiday.

Not sure how that works.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

This country is fucking mental.

 

[Mr.Bishie]

8 days of mourning and no bank holiday.

Not sure how that works.

Fuck the bank holiday.

 

[A380]

A surprising number of media noses prove to be a pungent brown

Who are you going to pencil in as navigator on the kelp tender now?

 

[Pickman's model]

Who are you going to pencil in as navigator on the kelp tender now?

Andrew has some naval experience

 

[Pickman's model]

8 days of mourning and no bank holiday.

Not sure how that works.

Badly

 

[seeformiles]

He was a sportsman of sorts

Didn’t he like to shoot stuff like tigers, elephants, etc. ? Class act.

 

[Pickman's model]

Accomplished trolling from the sinner leadership:

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I wonder if this will be recalled as another de Valera trip to offer condolences

 

[magneze]

8 days of mourning and no bank holiday.

Not sure how that works.

Pretty sure we can all take next week off.

 

[Orang Utan]

If the Beeb are going spend the next week wheeling out all of these Royalist toady lickspittles mourning the death of Phil The Racist, shouldn’t they also have some anarkids and Republicans on too ‘for balance’?

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

8 days of mourning and no bank holiday.

Not sure how that works.

Only 8?
We need Serious Mourning

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

If the Beeb are going spend the next week wheeling out all of these Royalist toady lickspittles mourning the death of Phil The Racist, shouldn’t they also have some anarkids and Republicans on too ‘for balance’?

Ha! I’ve literally just posted almost the same thing on FB

 

[Chilli.s]

A May Day bank holiday...

 

[i_hate_beckham]

I forgot to mention this earlier. Mrs i_h_b said with a straight face: "Why are people happy he is dead? He was one of the least offensive royals, apart from all the racism."

 

[Argonia]

I'm off to the Chinese takeaway in a minute. Surely if I called them slitty-eyed I would be up on a hate crime charge.

 

[T & P]

FFS... I've just realised I've misunderstood the references to the 'eight days of mourning and no bank holiday', and had intially thought the government was removing the May Bank Holiday from the calendar and we'd all have to go to work as normal

 

[Raheem]

I'm off to the Chinese takeaway in a minute. Surely if I called them slitty-eyed I would be up on a hate crime charge.

Today of all days, they ought to understand.