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new season of Strictly Come Dancing!

My mum watches this. Waste of airtime imo if I want to watch prats prancing about I can go to ballroom dancing competitions.





/patent attempt to wind melinda up
 
i can't agree with you about ola's catsuit. it was really unflattering, i thought - and she has such a great figure.


maybe flavia could get away with it - she's all muscle and no boobs... but why would they do that to anyone? all the cutouts were in odd positions too. worse than anything they put tish dean in last year.:eek::hmm:
 
wow - cherie lungie has the most amazing pins. she must be pushing 60!

ok - i'm deconstructing the girls dance (i love iplayer!)

christie whassername. nothing spesh - seemed a bit too embarrassed.

jessie wallace - a bit lumpy. rather like leticia dean, actually.

lisa snowdon was good - but i loved it when brendan clouted her in rehearsals - he must've been shitting himself that he'd broken the nose of george clooney's ex girlfriend! i hate him - wannabe B lister.

gemma kidd dress made her look oddly lumpy - understated but nice poise. maybe one to watch. a touch of the zoe balls? better than i thought she'd be. so tall tho. she'd do well partnered with the swimmer...

gillian taylforth - horrid frock. can't dance. poor anton - again.

heather small. good rhythm, but no lines. i fear for ballroom.

rachel stevens. such a pretty dress, but it didn't go with the theme. maybe she had a tantrum... anyway - good lines, but can she dance? nothing challenging to judge by.

from that - i rate heather, cherie, jemma, lisa - maybe.

i think autin healey might be the early tip. good with ballroom and the right height for latin. competative sportsman and he's a leicester tigers boy.:cool:

edit - looks like the judges all disagree. except craig. i think.
 
Best go back to laying more subtle traps, like always.:D

Ola in her finery. www.bbc.co.uk/strictlycomedancing/index.shtml Scroll along for Ola and Andrew.
She makes me feel warm in the chesticular area. A marvelous outfit for the arse officinado.

noo - a good arse need to be offset by a smaller waist - ola has this, but that outfit made her back look... well not fat, but tree trunkish. it was ok from the side - although it made her thighs look a bit bulbous, but straight on from the front and back it looked awful.
 
I think Phil deserved to leave tonight. Watching him dance was thoroughly painful....

I cannot believe how much I loathe Gary..... happy that the lovely Karen is still in the competition, but REALLY wish she had been given a better partner :(
The piano playing moment was truly awful :mad:

Looking forward to the ladies next week, especially seeing Rachel and Jodie -although fear she may be a bit awkward and gangly, have you seen the legs on that woman :eek:

Still not decided on my favourite bloke yet, they are going to have to earn my adoration :hmm:
 
Hee!

No I think he's getting sick of it. Oh well!

I'm off to see which poor female celeb got that sleazy creepy dancer bloke...

I haven't even watched any of SCD (not really my thing, tbh) but I have a sneaking suspicion that by 'sleazy creepy dancer bloke' you're referring to a certain Brendan Cole.

Do I win £5?
 
Any of Ola?






Im not saying this is the case here, because any crits about Ola have been specifically about her costume, but trawling for photos of her this morning Ive been vaguely amused/ disturbed at the bitchiness directed at Ola and her outfit.

Some women have been as 'BLOODY HELL!!' as I was, and I think "OMG, I think we've just had the highlight of SCD2008" (from digitalspy) encapsulates the male response to Ola's performance. :D

But there are some *really* catty women out there- Ola's fat, had a boob job, pregnant, thinks she's better than the show, and above all *really* shouldnt be wearing something that tight.
How very fucking lame.

Hate skinny girls, hate fat girls, hate ugly female athletes, hate fit dancers, hate yourself. And its women driving this bullshit.
 
shev isn't any of those things - but the vile costume makes her look that way - tis so unflattering. the designer wants shooting.

but digital spy etc... there's a reason why we post here: better breed of strictlyite.:cool:
 
I rather liked her outfit.. doesn't leave much to the imagination, granted, and there should have been a bit more side coverage.. but..

And she is a great dancer.
 
I haven't even watched any of SCD (not really my thing, tbh) but I have a sneaking suspicion that by 'sleazy creepy dancer bloke' you're referring to a certain Brendan Cole.

Do I win £5?

You can have 10! :D
 
Your dream strictly celebs?

ok, after careful consideration (and perhaps too much wine :oops:) I have finally decided on the perfect celebs for strictly 2009. I dont necessarily like all of these people, but think I have a good mix of sporting/TV personalities etc.
So, here is my ideal strictly line up.....

Men:

1. Gary Lineker
2. Gordon Ramsay
3. Russell Brand
4. Johnathan Ross
5. Richard (as in Richard and Judy)
6. Roy Keane
7. Alan Carr/Bill Bailey/Justin Lee Collins (I really cannot decide between this lot :confused:)
8. Freddy Flintoff

Ladies:
1. Victoria Beckham
2. Judy Finnigan
3. Paula Radcliff
4. Davina
5. Penelope Keith
6. Nigella Lawson
7. Charlotte Church
8. Sadie Frost
 
ok, after careful consideration (and perhaps too much wine :oops:) I have finally decided on the perfect celebs for strictly 2009. I dont necessarily like all of these people, but think I have a good mix of sporting/TV personalities etc.
So, here is my ideal strictly line up.....

Men:

1. Gary Lineker
2. Gordon Ramsay
3. Russell Brand
4. Johnathan Ross
5. Richard (as in Richard and Judy)
6. Roy Keane
7. Alan Carr/Bill Bailey/Justin Lee Collins (I really cannot decide between this lot :confused:)
8. Freddy Flintoff

Ladies:
1. Victoria Beckham
2. Judy Finnigan
3. Paula Radcliff
4. Davina
5. Penelope Keith
6. Nigella Lawson
7. Charlotte Church
8. Sadie Frost

No members of the Cabinet?
 
I got Enid Laundromat to tape the first episodes of SCD and watched them both last night.

Really hating Gary Rhodes, like most people, and wish the lovely Karen had got a better partner. Hendo is gutted that Flavia has gone, but is consoled by the thought of more Ola in a catsuit moments. :D

Of the girls, I thought Jodie Kidd was surprisingly bad. Whoever said she had a blank model's face was totally spot-on. I thought Cherie Lunghi looked promising, but none of the judges picked her out.

Does anyone want to come round and watch Strictly with me on Saturday. Hendo's working so I have noone to drink sparkly wine with. :(
 
I got Enid Laundromat to tape the first episodes of SCD and watched them both last night.

Really hating Gary Rhodes, like most people, and wish the lovely Karen had got a better partner. Hendo is gutted that Flavia has gone, but is consoled by the thought of more Ola in a catsuit moments. :D

Of the girls, I thought Jodie Kidd was surprisingly bad. Whoever said she had a blank model's face was totally spot-on. I thought Cherie Lunghi looked promising, but none of the judges picked her out.

Does anyone want to come round and watch Strictly with me on Saturday. Hendo's working so I have noone to drink sparkly wine with. :(

Maybe. Reckon I'm going to my mum's on friday afternoon and coming back saturday evening. Shall we make it a date?
 
The US version has 82 year old Cloris Leachman (Grandma Ida from Malcolm in the Middle!) on their show! She's FANTASTIC!



Cloris doing the Foxtrot! ACES!
 
Well, poor old Anton (again):(

I've taken a completely irrational and vehement dislike to Brian Fortuna - just looking at him makes me irritated. He's taken over from Brendan as my object of hate:oops: I really hope Heather Small falls on her face or completely screws up in some way so he will be banished from my tv screen.:mad:

Ok, now I've got that out of my system - the girls aren't looking bad, are they?
 
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