Don't, whatever you do, watch Down The Dark Hall.
I thought, oh, an (almost) all-female cast, Uma Thurman, her out of The Thick of It, it's given me a high match, should be reet this.
Within 5 minutes there were teen thighs all over the shop, tighttight school blouses and short skirts, and deeply inappropriate teacher/pupil contact. I stuck with it, thinking well maybe it will flip and turn into something amazing, as has happened in the past but no. It turned into what I can only describe as a snapped pearl necklace. Sat there, perfectly fine, then POOF, pearls fucking everywhere. And Uma's accent, oh dear
My conclusion is that it must have been someone's wank fantasy/ies whilst on whizz. It didn't know which way to go, what to look at, and was actually laughable, unintentionally.