Nadine Dorries: Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport

[PR1Berske]

Holly Valance turned up on Strictly and spent all her "in training" videos pissing about in sports cars, private planes and swanky restaurants. How she didn't hide her wealth on Saturday night television was almost admirable.

 

[Calamity1971]

Can't find it now, but some wag on twatter titled the photo Spice up yer reich!

Gotta love binface.
Apparently Lauren Laverne called the spice girls Tory scum years back.

 

[Ax^]

hmm quote from Mr Ginger spice just to follow up on my last post

If you were having a dinner party, which three people would you invite? I reckon [mayor of London] Boris Johnson would be quite good fun. Then Winston Churchill and lastly a lady: Margaret Thatcher. Let’s make it a political evening, very lighthearted!

quotes back in the day from the Girls themselves

'We Spice Girls are true Thatcherites. She was the first Spice Girl, the pioneer of our ideology - Girl Power. But we're also desperately worried about the slide to a single currency,' said Geri, their 24-year-old Titian-haired lead singer, who the interviewer, Simon Sebag Montefiore described as 'wearing platform glamrock boots, black stockings and hot pants’. Apparently their V for Victory was 'Churchillian' and not a peace sign, so there you have it, mystery solved.
Mel C thought Tony Blair was ‘charming’ but Geri said ‘his hair’s all right, but he’s just not a pair of safe hands for the economy’.
Victoria described John Major as ‘a boring pillock’ and said the Spice Girls would ‘never vote Labour.'
'If we were a party' said Posh, 'there is no way we would form a government with Labour.'

 

[Calamity1971]

hmm quote from Mr Ginger spice just to follow up on my last post



quotes back in the day from the Girls themselves

They were shite anyway.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Still not hearing anything bad about Mel C. I remember Geri commenting "original girl power... blah-de-blah..." after Thatcher's death, but I recall her being told to STFU. I forget whether that was by other Spice Girls/their management or tories who didn't want to be associated with her.

 

[Ax^]

They were shite anyway.

 

[Raheem]

Still not hearing anything bad about Mel C.

She's probably not a Tory. But making Bryan Adams less cool is an achievement.

 

[SpookyFrank]

speaking of right wing pop stars, Holly Valance is even worse if you care to look up who she’s married to

I'd have to look up who the fuck Holly Valance is first.

 

[Supine]

I'd have to look up who the fuck Holly Valance is first.

Best left unknown imho

 

[MrSki]

 

[Calamity1971]

Disappeared of twatter. 'Stop posting shite at 1am or you're not getting in the lord's' ?

 

[PR1Berske]

Disappeared of twatter. 'Stop posting shite at 1am or you're not getting in the lord's' ?
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One conspiracy is "Delete all the evidence from the Committee looking into Partygate/Boris lying"

 

[Ax^]

hmm what did she type about james o brian that caused her to take down her twitter

 

[Calamity1971]

One conspiracy is "Delete all the evidence from the Committee looking into Partygate/Boris lying"

I've heard she has be approved before getting into the lord's? I thought it was automatic.

 

[Calamity1971]

hmm what did she type about james o brian that caused her to take down her twitter

She recently called someone a misogynist with a small dick. Don't know if it was him?

 

[Dead Cat Bounce]

Whenever I see this thread on the front page I read it as 'Nadine Dorries: Secretary of State for Cthulhu'

 

[Fuzzy]

One conspiracy is "Delete all the evidence from the Committee looking into Partygate/Boris lying"

something to hide? surely not.

 

[two sheds]

"Delete all the tweets that show I'm an idiot"

 

[Fuzzy]

"Delete all the tweets that show I'm an idiot"

hasn't she deleted the whole lot?

 

[two sheds]

yep, so I believe

 

[Artaxerxes]

"what do you mean backups exist? I pressed delete and everything"

 

[Ax^]

"Delete all the tweets that show I'm an idiot"

take more than deleting her Twitter to start fight back against that reputation

 

[Fuzzy]

"what do you mean backups exist? I pressed delete and everything"

I'm surprised the phone isn't in the North Sea as well.

 

[existentialist]

I'm surprised the phone isn't in the North Sea as well.

She probably genuinely thinks that closing her Twitter account has erased every trace of her scrawlings.

 

[teqniq]

She probably genuinely thinks that closing her Twitter account has erased every trace of her scrawlings.

A fair few people in twitter were quick to point out that this is not, in fact the case.

 

[two sheds]

Is there a handy recap anywhere?

 

[teqniq]

Is there a handy recap anywhere?

* cough *



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[Orang Utan]

I would love it if Johnson has promised her a seat in the upper house but was just stringing her along as a useful idiot and she gets nowt.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Suggestions that Nadine Dorries has deleted her twitter to avoid scrutiny from the HoL Appointment Committee.

The notoriously strict HoL Appointment Committee

 

[teqniq]

* cough *



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Nadine Dorries (@NadineDorries) / Twitter

Recovering Secretary of State. Sunday Times Bestseller. MP for Mid Beds

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