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Mike Read sings pro-UKIP calypso song in a fake-Caribbean accent

Not having headphones at work today is probably a blessing, isn't it? Does it hurt?
 
I'm very disappointed with Mike Read's latest contribution to the debate about the relationship between Britain and Europe. I was hoping that it would be something more modern and hardcore. Perhaps it should have started like this:

Straight outta Europe
We're the people's army of UKIP
We're the gang called British With Attitude
Union's called off, we'll get your laws off
Screw the treaties, our membership's called off
 
I'm very disappointed with Mike Read's latest contribution to the debate about the relationship between Britain and Europe. I was hoping that it would be something more modern and hardcore. Perhaps it should have started like this:

Straight outta Europe
We're the people's army of UKIP
We're the gang called British With Attitude
Union's called off, we'll get your laws off
Screw the treaties, our membership's called off
:D
 
Who is this coming to the defence of integration with our neighbours in the European Union? Is it the house diva Ultra Nate? No. It's Nick Clegg:

We didn't go wrong
We're in the ideal place
We're in but not too deep
We could win the global race
Do you think if we moved aside
Maybe we could find
A better deal than the one we've got
If we gave as well as took
Life could be so good
Come on and try
Now's the time

'cause you're free
To move wherever you want to
'cause you can live your life
Anywhere in the EU


Hopefully, the election campaign is going to be like one very long Radio 4 topical musical comedy show.
 
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