butchersapron
Bring back hanging
Belushi will presently tell you why that's not a lol line.
Mike Read sings pro-UKIP calypso song in a fake-Caribbean accent
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DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
oh theres significance? I thought it was just a crap lyric
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
now I'm imagining a welsh rabbit shooting for stew-IB connection 
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Sirena
Don't monkey with the buzzsaw
"Stop telling lies about us, do
And we'll stop telling the truth about you"
now I'm imagining a welsh rabbit shooting for stew-IB connection
It's a real quote from a Welsh IB'er on why he volunteered.
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
Jesus, that song is bad! 
butchersapron
Bring back hanging
If i remember right the words were uttered the second he come out of prison for anti-fascist activities at home.
hot air baboon
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...I think this is some of his better work actually...
precisely how clueless you ask......I seem to dimly recall from the pages of the yellow press that he was quite energetically pursuing the fragrant Fiona Fullerton at one stage and seriously fancied his chances...
precisely how clueless you ask......I seem to dimly recall from the pages of the yellow press that he was quite energetically pursuing the fragrant Fiona Fullerton at one stage and seriously fancied his chances...
sleaterkinney
Well-Known Member
It's "too".
el-ahrairah
forward communism, forward gerbils!
what i like is that they use the medium of spectacular racism. great stuff.
maomao
普費斯
That's Mike Reid, not Mike Read. This is the one that apparently can't get an erection unless he's listening to The Icicle Works.
butchersapron
Bring back hanging
What the fuck was going on this country between 1970 and 1991
eatmorecheese
He's fallen out of the car again
Hasn't Read got form for this crap? Didn't he do a similar thing at a Tory conference a few years back?
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hiraethified
Canvy Island is 98.2% white. Can't they all fuck off there and enjoy that wonderful, exciting all-white culture that they seem so keen on?
Wonder what ethnicity and rate of pay for the waiter having to work listening to that shit
fucthest8
Cool people die horrible, preventable deaths.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
and that should have been 'stand about on the wing | and don't do a fucking thing'.
imposs1904
Thread Killa'
If it's calypso, shouldn't it be a cod Trinidadian accent?
butchersapron
Bring back hanging
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
what they should have done is to get someone with a halfway decent voice - even brucie would have been better than mike read
but for the sort of music ukip seem to want you don't want a dj but someone like the great harry belafonte
i understand he's unavailable so i suppose farage had to go with what he had in stock.
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I know. It's a guy with a similar name playing a Jew in the film Snatch, and since this thread has already mentioned Mike Read and Jews....
elbows
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He did a rap at the Tory conference circa 2006 but I've been unable to find a clip of it.
elbows
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Relax by Frankie goes to Hollywood was his most famous 'banning that backfired', but there could be others.
