Masterchef 2012

[Steel Icarus]

Shelina to win. I would eat her food like billy-o. And her, too - she fine.

 

[wayward bob]

oi i think you'll find there's a queue

 

[wayward bob]

fiver says shelina uses mango in her pudding

 

[wtfftw]

Finally caught up with the programme and the thread. Shelina ftw.

 

[Orang Utan]

I haven't been able to watch most if this but am watching now.
That Andrew is well unpleasant to look at. He shouldn't have got past the entry stage.
What's wrong with the other chap's beard? It suits him!

 

[wtfftw]

Heh. Look!
Wasn't going to bet against.


edit: tried to quote Bob

 

[purenarcotic]

Shelina for it. I want to be eating her food. Mutton curry, octopus, a sweet samosa? Yes fucking please.

 

[lizzieloo]

This last minute thing is silly, i bet it was nowhere near that close

 

[mrs quoad]

Crikey, Tom's getting some arse licking.

 

[Orang Utan]

Wow! Look at Shelina's food!

 

[Santino]

That Andrew is well unpleasant to look at. He shouldn't have got past the entry stage.

You terrible, terrible racist.

 

[Santino]

Strawberry pork.

 

[Orang Utan]

You terrible, terrible racist.

Uglyist you mean! Or perhaps alienist.
He's the racist. He cooked a Jew.

 

[Part 2]

Andrew fucks it up again

 

[trashpony]

Strawberries? You idiot

 

[Hellsbells]

really irritates me the way Greg & John comment on bits of the contestant's dishes they blatently haven't tasted.

Shalina is so going to win. John and Gregg are in love with her

 

[Espresso]

I don't think they're the only two who are in love with her. I've been having a right old girl crush on her for weeeeeeeks now.

 

[Hellsbells]

she is pretty gorgeous tbh. i want her skin. And smile

 

[Orang Utan]

really irritates me the way Greg & John comment on bits of the contestant's dishes they blatently haven't tasted.

What do you mean? They taste everything, surely

 

[Espresso]

Tell you what though, there can't be a mango left in the whole of Hampshire, the rate she goes through them.

 

[Hellsbells]

What do you mean? They taste everything, surely

but you can see what's left untouched on the plates, while they're going on about the taste of stuff that's clearly not been eaten

 

[Orang Utan]

They have a bit of everything!

 

[purenarcotic]

That's just the way it's cut, surely?

I hate all this 'omg they're so great', just tell us who's fucking won.

 

[Espresso]

Shelina's won, no question

 

[Hellsbells]

yes i know who they want as well!

 

[Greebo]

Arggh kill the music!

 

[lizzieloo]

wibble

 

[purenarcotic]

YAY!

 

[lizzieloo]

woo hoo

 

[Hellsbells]

they didn't even do a proper pause before anouncing her name, it was that obvious