Liz Truss’s time is up

[spitfire]

 

[JimW]

I do hope the Tories will give that lettuce a fair crack at fulfilling their policy agenda.

They won't give the job to a wet.

 

[belboid]

She will be remembered for a long time.

If only in pub quizzes.

 

[emanymton]

Yep, don't see a significant split, but a UKIP style rightwing pressure group that pulls a couple of MPs (until the loose their seats at the next election), maybe.

I still think Truss is thee for a bit as the right ring nut jobs won't agree to stand aside in the election for the next leader.

I'd now like to predict I'm not going to win the lottery this weekend.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

A month and a half.... she wouldn't even be getting a discount card if she worked at Sainsbury's!

 

[oryx]

Well that was quick.

Couldn't happen to a nicer pers... - oh hang on!

 

[belboid]

Not sure how that's going to work

Badly

 

[spitfire]

Dude, where are you?

100 million balloons are quite a handful!

 

[Lord Camomile]

Been stuck in a bloody workshop

But was out before she was

 

[Pickman's model]

Turned out nice again

 

[gentlegreen]

Brexit benefits lol

 

[two sheds]

Are we allowed to laugh?

 

[brogdale]

Turned out nice again

bit of a shame; that was going well

 

[danny la rouge]

Fucking hell.

 

[Sue]

Not sure how that's going to work

Anointing someone clearly but fuck knows who...

 

[Numbers]

I for one welcome our new Prime Lettuceness.

 

[Storm Fox]

15k watching the lettuce 1.4k watching GBNews.

 

[jakejb79]

Daily Star lettuce celebrates victory as Prime Minister Liz Truss resigns

Prime Minister Liz Truss has resigned, making her the shortest-serving PM in British history and meaning that the Daily Star's very own 60p lettuce managed to outlast her tenure

www.dailystar.co.uk

The Lettuce has won!

 

[DaveCinzano]

 

[PR1Berske]

Another successful thread!

 

[Ax^]

 

[friedaweed]

In the last hour:

• Dorries pitches for Johnson to become PM

Lol.

The cynical fantasist in me has wondered all along if Lizz Truss was just a part of operation save Big Dog part 2.

 

[maomao]

Where are the Tories going to turn now to produce a Prime Minister even worse than the last one as they have done so reliably?

 

[not-bono-ever]

Dumpster fire UK is now at Chernobyl status

Anyone fancy sorting out the elephants foot today ?

 

[WouldBe]

We weren't planning on it but surely now need to have a bit of iceberg with our tea today.

An iceberg sank the (Tory) ship.

 

[souljacker]

What an embarrassment. lol.

 

[Sue]

The cynical fantasist in me has wondered all along if Lizz Truss was just a part of operation save Big Dog part 2.

Christ, there's a thought.

 

[Kaka Tim]

mps only to vote on next PM. Between Mourdant and Sunak? Johnsons back in for lols? Cruella for the loons?

 

[Pickman's model]

bit of a shame; that was going well

Yeh like a shit manager at a rival club you want her to lead them to relegation

 

[The39thStep]

Same number of days as Brian Clough at Leeds?