Liz Truss’s time is up

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

A grand total of 81326 votes apparently.

 

[danny la rouge]

A grand total of 81326 votes apparently.

The number of the beasts.

 

[A380]

A grand total of 81326 votes apparently.

Given the demographics of the electorate there are probably about 80756 left now...

 

[andysays]

Wonder how many of those 654 spoiled ballots were spunking cocks

 

[littlebabyjesus]

A mandate from less than 0.2% of the UK electorate. That's fewer than one voter in 500.

Decisive.

 

[Tooter]

Does that mean there are only 142,379 people registered in the party??

And that 142,379 have just decided the next prime minister of the country? How very democratic.

The bubble head trailing a catalogue of fails and errors shouldn't even be in government let alone PM.

The mind boggles. I keep thinking it can't get worse and it always does

 

[Smokeandsteam]

Wonder how many of those 654 spoiled ballots were spunking cocks

Presumably they all wrote ‘Bring Back Boris’ so they’ll all be cocks for definite

 

[kenny g]

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Wonder how many of those 654 spoiled ballots were spunking cocks

That's probably one name Johnson would be quite proud of.

 

[killer b]

Does that mean there are only 142,379 people registered in the party??

And that 142,379 have just decided the next prime minister of the country? How very democratic.

The bubble head trailing a catalogue of fails and errors shouldn't even be in government let alone PM.

The mind boggles. I keep thinking it can't get worse and it always does

the electorate Brady quoted was 172,437, 82% turnout

 

[ruffneck23]

From Cold war Steve...

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[Gerry1time]

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Wonder how many of those 654 spoiled ballots were spunking cocks

I imagine a number of the 81,326 voters were as well.

 

[JoeyBoy]

Makes no difference to me there are so many people above me shitting downwards that I can't even see whose at the top. My wanker of a boss and my double wanker of a landlord have more control over my life than whoever sits in No 10 and neither the crazy woman or the rich brown guy are going to do anything about either of them.

 

[David Clapson]

She's so fucking tone deaf that she hasn't twigged that we've had enough of hearing Tories promise to deliver, deliver, deliver. Where did they get the idea that it's a magic word to appease the electorate? Don't they have a speechwriter with a fucking Thesaurus?

 

[Artaxerxes]

Makes no difference to me there are so many people above me shitting downwards that I can't even see whose at the top. My wanker of a boss and my double wanker of a landlord have more control over my life than whoever sits in No 10 and neither the crazy woman or the rich brown guy are going to do anything about either of them.

Nonsense, both are happy to give your boss and landlord a handjob

 

[Calamity1971]

Conservative Co-chair Ben Elliot has resigned. Chief fundraiser by all accounts. Few more would be nice.

 

[Yossarian]

A grand total of 81326 votes apparently.

That's just slightly below the number of prisoners in the UK - and the inmates would probably have delivered a better result.

 

[Pickman's model]

That's just slightly below the number of prisoners in the UK - and the inmates would probably have delivered a better result.

And someone less criminal

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[cupid_stunt]

In her speech, Truss said Boris Johnson is 'admired from Kyiv to Carlisle'.

However...

It was a huge night for the future of politics in Cumbria, with the Labour Party forming the first ever administration at the newly formed Cumberland Council and the outgoing Carlisle Tory leader launching a scathing attack on PM Boris Johnson.

Labour takes control of Cumberland Council as Tory leader attacks Boris

A whole host of new councillors have been elected

www.lancs.live

 

[Karl Masks]

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Wonder how many of those 654 spoiled ballots were spunking cocks

I wonder how many of any of these tory voters are

 

[Voley]

Behold this work of beauty:

 

[Raheem]

Including an ash leaf is a bit aggressive though. Typical anti-Tory BBC.

 

[danny la rouge]

Truss said Boris Johnson is 'admired from Kyiv to Carlisle'.

Longitude or latitude?

 

[Bingoman]

Lynn Truss's time has just begun

Who's Lynn?

 

[not-bono-ever]

You’ve got the top job now lizkins.

How do you like them apples?

 

[danny la rouge]

Who's Lynn?

An author. Eats, Shoots and Leaves being her best-known work. It's a mistake I'm going to make a lot, too.

 

[Pickman's model]

An author. Eats, Shoots and Leaves being her best-known work. It's a mistake I'm going to make a lot, too.

poor lynne truss is going to receive a lot of undeserved hate messages on her social media. but there has been no denial of the claim that she is to become an international assassin, operating under the tagline 'eats, shoots, and leaves'

 

[Storm Fox]

An author. Eats, Shoots and Leaves being her best-known work. It's a mistake I'm going to make a lot, too.

I bought a copy to try and help with my grammar, but by the end of the book she was using so much punctuation it made it almost unreadable.

 

[Calamity1971]

Boulton on sky news hinting at 3 more resignations before the day is out !