Living off the land 100%

[not-bono-ever]

"play Pissedy for me"

 

[DotCommunist]

paint your wagon for a euro

 

[phillm]

Neither of those. It was growing close to a drainage ditch mind. Very pleasant smell. However, it is far too similar to the links you provided, so has hit the bin. Thanks.
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Talking of Hemlock and the like. This event is currently being prepared here. These medieval fayres are huge in Northern Spain, and so it seems in Northern Portugal. Loads of time, work and money goes into them. Big business and a very lucrative festival circuit for itinerants to follow. Plenty of clearing up work, and good recycling from the campsites that spring up around them.

EDL would get off on the 'killing moors' crusader theme...good job you don't look like a Mohammedon what with your backpack and everything.

 

[Celyn]

Stan needs his Engel's to keep him organised and on the true path whatever that is...

A guardian Engel.

 

[Idris2002]

Stan Torino

 

[Pickman's model]

two moscow mules for shitfaced stanley

 

[phillm]

You've picked one of the best countries in the world to be outré in. Any idea what the locals think of Brexit ?

According to the 2016 Global Peace Index rankings, Portugal is the 5th most peaceful country in the world.[9]

 

[Pickman's model]

You've picked one of the best countries in the world to be outré in. Any idea what the locals think of Brexit ?

According to the 2016 Global Peace Index rankings, Portugal is the 5th most peaceful country in the world.[9]

until stan arrived

 

[phillm]

You could try doing a mini portrait of Salazar and see if you could flog it to some of the older , more wealthy Portugese. It's a potentially dangerous road to take but not much more so than the one you're on and as above, you are in a very peaceful country. One slight downside is you would be appealing to catholic facsists.

"The Portuguese don't want to have Salazar back from the dead," says Dacosta, who was jailed several times as a student during the Salazar regime. "But they miss the dream they had in the past about a future that never came."

He said nostalgia for Salazar also reflected the "saudade," or longing, of the Portuguese soul, a melancholy, he noted, that is present in most things Portuguese like the existential angst of fado music.

Salazar's ghost is everywhere in Santa Comba Dão, the dictator's birthplace, a dusty agricultural town about 200 kilometers, or 125 miles, north of Lisbon.

Nostalgia for António de Oliveira Salazar divides the Portuguese

 

[Pickman's model]

You could try doing a mini portrait of Salazar and see if you could flog it to some of the older , more wealthy Portugese. It's a potentially dangerous road to take but not much more so than the one you're on and as above, you are in a very peaceful country. One slight downside is you would be appealing to catholic facsists.

"The Portuguese don't want to have Salazar back from the dead," says Dacosta, who was jailed several times as a student during the Salazar regime. "But they miss the dream they had in the past about a future that never came."

He said nostalgia for Salazar also reflected the "saudade," or longing, of the Portuguese soul, a melancholy, he noted, that is present in most things Portuguese like the existential angst of fado music.

Salazar's ghost is everywhere in Santa Comba Dão, the dictator's birthplace, a dusty agricultural town about 200 kilometers, or 125 miles, north of Lisbon.

Nostalgia for António de Oliveira Salazar divides the Portuguese

if it earns stan a crust he'll do it

 

[phillm]

if it earns stan a crust he'll do it

Here's a ready made to copy...

 

[Idris2002]

Every which way but indoor loos.

 

[Pickman's model]

Every which way but indoor loos.

 

[peterkro]

You could try doing a mini portrait of Salazar and see if you could flog it to some of the older , more wealthy Portugese. It's a potentially dangerous road to take but not much more so than the one you're on and as above, you are in a very peaceful country. One slight downside is you would be appealing to catholic facsists.

"The Portuguese don't want to have Salazar back from the dead," says Dacosta, who was jailed several times as a student during the Salazar regime. "But they miss the dream they had in the past about a future that never came."

He said nostalgia for Salazar also reflected the "saudade," or longing, of the Portuguese soul, a melancholy, he noted, that is present in most things Portuguese like the existential angst of fado music.

Salazar's ghost is everywhere in Santa Comba Dão, the dictator's birthplace, a dusty agricultural town about 200 kilometers, or 125 miles, north of Lisbon.

Nostalgia for António de Oliveira Salazar divides the Portuguese

There's a museum on a wharf ( I think in Porto) that shows conditions of political prisoners under Salazar. A very emotional, horrifying place to wander around for a while. ( it was more than a decade ago so memory might be a bit off)

 

[Celyn]

I was thinking about cheese all night long. How do I get my hands on cheese legitimately? ...

Well, my friend, you only need to accept cheeses as your Lord and Saviour, and cheeses will always be with you.

Welcome cheeses into thine heart, and possibly into thine pocket.

 

[Celyn]

... drinking lots of water from springs as I hike.

Zebedee is going to be a bit pissed off.

 

[existentialist]

The Unforgivenwashed

 

[Idris2002]

Honkytonk Stan

 

[not-bono-ever]

Escape from Albufeira

 

[Pickman's model]

the gins of navarone

 

[tim]

you are aware that alchohol fucks the muscles and make it far far more likely that you will injure yourself exercising yes?

Another do-gooder telling poor Stan how to look after himself. Do you think he'll actually take any notice? He wouldn't be where he is today if he behaved sensibly. And do you think most of his fan-base would be interested in a healthy, sensible, clean-living Stan?

Just sit back and wait for the inevitably catastrophic, but nevertheless amusing denouement.

 

[Pickman's model]

the great pisstake

 

[not-bono-ever]

I am out of Clint/ Portugese puns now

 

[Pickman's model]

drambusters

 

[not-bono-ever]

Where Estrella Damms dare

 

[not-bono-ever]

Another do-gooder telling poor Stan how to look after himself. Do you think he'll actually take any notice? He wouldn't be where he is today if he behaved sensibly. And do you think most of his fan-base would be interested in a healthy, sensible, clean-living Stan?

Just sit back and wait for the inevitably catastrophic, but nevertheless amusing denouement.

nah, just that lager does impact the muslce mass condition directly - just look at Woodgate and Gazza. Chris Bonnington didn't have a slab of Stella before his final assault on Everest

 

[not-bono-ever]

The wind that shakes the barley wine

 

[Pickman's model]

nah, just that lager does impact the muslce mass condition directly - just look at Woodgate and Gazza. Chris Bonnington didn't have a slab of Stella before his final assault on Everest

stan's assaults on everest have been limited to trying to throw things through double glazing

 

[Pickman's model]

The wind that shakes the barley wine

the crayon game

 

[Pickman's model]

The wind that shakes the barley wine

37.2 shots in the morning