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Stan surveys his ill gotten gains.

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Stan enjoys the attention.

We all enjoy attention don't we? The right sort of attention. What I don't understand is why people post immature insults here thinking they're being funny when they're actually just making themselves look like, well... what they might actually be away from the anonymity of an internet bulletin board. It doesn't bother me. I barely read any posts from certain posters. As someone who fairly regularly has to deal with drug and alcohol crazed schizophrenics, and murderers on the streets of strange foreign cities, I don't lose any sleep over it, but wouldn't say I enjoy it. In over 10 years of travelling as an artist reliant purely on income from art, I have never had to throw a single punch. I am extremely proud of that fact - very few people could manage it. Perhaps those knowing that this is the sort of guy I actually am think it is an invitation to hurl cheap jibes?

All that is a bit shit here is far outweighed by the support and friendship U75 as a whole offers me when I am in a strange place where I know nobody it is very easy to find comfort from the internet, especially here.

All is good really :)

I am an artist. I sulk if I don't get attention. Far to willing to put myself on a pedestal, so don't complain when people inevitably try to knock me down. Rock and roll!
 
I recovered it :)

I wouldn't have been to upset if someone had foraged it :D It came my way for free anyway ;) I like it because, it still smells of my mates partner's fabric conditioner. She washed it for me and it reminds me of home. I suspect many adventurers here will get that.

How sweet! He is a romantic at heart. If she only knew of his unrequited love the image below could become a reality.
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And Stan wouldn't spend those long lonely nights lying in his ditch wanking into the armpits of his cardie.
 
How sweet! He is a romantic at heart. If she only knew of his unrequited love the image below could become a reality.
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And Stan wouldn't spend those long lonely nights lying in his ditch wanking into the armpits of his cardie.

How old are you actually in real life?
 
Here we go.

No I didn't and you know that. Fuck off out of this thread you tiresome little coward.
I just checked and you didn't punch her. My apologies...
... a person with Down Syndrome :cool:

Cutting a longish story shortish. I was using the auto checkout whilst fully laden with backpacks and arms loaded with rolls of paper when I felt someone trying to barge past me without even a courteous whisper. "Un moment siv u play" (in my best French). Then they just barge me out of the way.

"FFS! You ignorant cunt". I turn around and see a woman who looks as though she has Down Syndrome. Fuck it. No excuses. When I leave and she's checking out at the auto checkout in front of me I give a full on trun of my backpacks and watch all her shopping drop to the floor :)

We then have a bit of a conflab with fellow shoppers looking at me in disgust.

Am I going to hell? How much 'allowance' should I make. Fuck it - I'm tired. She knew what she was doing. She got a reaction :oops:
 
Just accidentally clicked on the Mayweather vs that bloke thread and was greeted by this:

Lol, what a farce this"tour" is. Taking it in turns to say a succession of dimwitted childish things to one another while a crowd bellows or boos. Granted they might be good at leathering people but why did anyone get the idea these people have anything to say worth listening to?

Took several re-reads to work out that @si wasn't talking about this tour, and a bunfight re: Stanners that I'd missed.

I mean. We all know that's where it'll end up. But it did seem like an unusually harsh critique of Stab's lovers and haters.
 
The thread is about my attempts to cook a meal a day from food gathered entirely from the land and sea directly as possible, with as little financial transaction as possible, whilst travelling. I thought it was a nice idea. Incidental stuff also, just like old school TV cookery prog's :D

The childish shit that always comes my way from certain posters always comes unprovoked. That is the difference between what I write and what the usual bunch write. I can only conclude they are jealous.

No more pointless retaliation from me. I'll continue to enjoy writing here. I really want to find some forest food tomorrow. Doubt there will be mushrooms yet, but I hope to find something edible.
 
I used to think Stan's drawing reminded me of Warhol, but I've since decided that its more Hockney:

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