Living off the land 100%

[Casually Red]

stan's more deliverance but without the uncanny banjo playing skills.

Just the wee dude with no banjo ?

 

[kebabking]

If you timed it out of season, and took the traditional route (the more pragmatic route has changed due to shifting sands etc), I reckon you'd be okay. Possibly more research needed though... and maybe a friendly email to the local PD.

Now you mention it, I definitely see the appeal. Not sure why exactly, but it's definitely not a 'salacious' thing - due to the magic of antidepressants I have zero libido and so am pretty much asexual for now. Makes me top billing for monkhood lol.

yeah, i've done some naked rambling, its a rather wonderful experience - perhaps the perfect solitude - and i never got the horn for any of the passing wildlife.

 

[Stanley Edwards]

I went exploring the small river. It is joined by another small river running down the hill from the castle. In front of the castle is a beautiful, forested park. In front of the park is an abandoned, overgrown allotment. Because it was raining I decided to settle for more spicy potato and onion summat and run back to the internet to check the possibility of forest mushrooms this time of year and go back later.

As I looked for somewhere sheltered to cook my snack, I found this...


A permanent outdoor fruit, veg, fish and meat market complete with running water and electricity!

I then saw the boxes of spoils all over the place. Is this against my own rules? Seemed very stupid not to use them.


So, I set to work



I found perfect tomatoes, Three ever so slightly cracked eggs, a pepper and some sort of beet thing. That was all I took, but there was loads of stuff there. My backpack is too full to take anymore food.

I know what it looks like, but it was very nice and healthy. A sort of omelette a la Edwards. Fed for the day. Seriously fed.



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This place is still dead. I find this very strange. A beautiful little village close to the coast and Porto, with a castle, yet not a single tourist to be seen in mid July

I am going to sketch anyway if the rains finally gives up.

 

[Stanley Edwards]

Big sinks with tables for washing clothes tomorrow, plus electric for a shave In the flower beds around the market was loads of mint and other things. Plants growing from discarded seeds I guess. A huge (but, grapeless) vine and many strawberry plants - again, no fruit.

I'm hoping if I do a sketch here it will sell elsewhere. I may get lucky from a bar owner, or something. I haven't checked, but suspect there is a car park by the castle. People drive up the hill. See the castle. Admire the pretty village at the bottom of the hill, and then fuck off. Seems the village itself is all about the medieval fair and nothing else. Perhaps I should walk up the hill and check the castle out?

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That was very cheating wasn't it?

 

[bimble]

Get up there and sketch that castle.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Hobo with a Sketchpad.

 

[Pickman's model]

Hobo with a Sketchpad.

crayon in the chapel

 

[Pickman's model]

Apart from Pickman's model of course. He stirs my inner urges.

i prescribe gaviscon and the discomfort should disappear.

 

[existentialist]

Is there a risk that the sponsors might claim their money back?

I think that his current sponsors are mostly ignorant of their status.

 

[Pickman's model]

I think that his current sponsors are mostly ignorant of their status.

supermercado portugal took to social media today to deny any knowledge of indigent artist stanley edwards who has been seen in fields in central portugal dressed from head to toe in clothing made from supermercado portugal bags.

 

[EastEnder]

This place is still dead. I find this very strange. A beautiful little village close to the coast and Porto, with a castle, yet not a single tourist to be seen in mid July

Were they forewarned of your arrival?

 

[Pickman's model]

Were they forewarned of your arrival?

stanley edwards stars in the critically panned new film 'high plains grifter'

 

[not-bono-ever]

" a fistful of shit lager"

 

[kabbes]

Today, I survived by foraging in the cafe in the Lloyd's building and having it paid for by my sister. I think I may now live off the land by seeking the bounty provided from a kettle and tea bag.

 

[Pickman's model]

" a fistful of shit lager"

any which way but lisbon

 

[Pickman's model]

" a fistful of shit lager"

the outlaw stanley edwards

 

[not-bono-ever]

" For a few Cervesas more"

 

[Pickman's model]

" a fistful of shit lager"

a fistful of fag butts

 

[Pickman's model]

" For a few Cervesas more"

ale rider

 

[Pickman's model]

unforgiveable

 

[Pickman's model]

" For a few Cervesas more"

dirty stanley

 

[not-bono-ever]

"The good, the bad and the leathered"

 

[Idris2002]

Magnum Farce

 

[Pickman's model]

"The good, the bad and the leathered"

wonkytonk man

 

[phillm]

I went exploring the small river. It is joined by another small river running down the hill from the castle. In front of the castle is a beautiful, forested park. In front of the park is an abandoned, overgrown allotment. Because it was raining I decided to settle for more spicy potato and onion summat and run back to the internet to check the possibility of forest mushrooms this time of year and go back later.

As I looked for somewhere sheltered to cook my snack, I found this...
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A permanent outdoor fruit, veg, fish and meat market complete with running water and electricity!

I then saw the boxes of spoils all over the place. Is this against my own rules? Seemed very stupid not to use them.
View attachment 111648

So, I set to work

View attachment 111649

I found perfect tomatoes, Three ever so slightly cracked eggs, a pepper and some sort of beet thing. That was all I took, but there was loads of stuff there. My backpack is too full to take anymore food.

I know what it looks like, but it was very nice and healthy. A sort of omelette a la Edwards. Fed for the day. Seriously fed.

View attachment 111650

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This place is still dead. I find this very strange. A beautiful little village close to the coast and Porto, with a castle, yet not a single tourist to be seen in mid July

I am going to sketch anyway if the rains finally gives up.

That is so beautiful I could almost cry....

 

[Saul Goodman]

Cheese.

Cheesy, cheesy cheese

Organzola?

 

[Pickman's model]

Magnum Farce

midnight in the garden of beer and cider

 

[not-bono-ever]

"Pale shyster"

 

[Pickman's model]

chunderbolt and lightfingers

 

[DotCommunist]

high noon