ymu
Niall Ferguson's deep-cover sock-puppet
nonsense - it's a 7 year-olds grammar
Well, that's because I am 7. I an 8 in September and it will be Year 4!
My auntie ymu taught me how to spell before I started school because I was writing my name in my book so much I got bored and told her to tell me something else to write.
She said "daddy". Mummy only taught me letters then so I did not know how. I said she had to say what letter to write first. But she didn't tell me!
She said "what letter does daddy start with?" and I said "d?"
She smiled and I wroted a d.
It was EASY to finish "daddy" like that but we had a long time in the car so I told her to say more. We did "mummy" "happy" and "sad" and then the car was at home.
When the car was stopped my mummy said to my auntie that we only did letters and I had only written my name before. I liked spelling new words. I told mummy to do it with me and she did.
My Auntie ymu said to tell you that you are so silly that if you went to my school they would have to invent a new reception class because there aren't any babies smaller than you at the school and you would not keep up with the work my little suster did at school before.
My sister is grate.
have to go before auntie ymu is in trouble with mummy for letting me read to her too early for little girls
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