Laurence Fox. The twat.

[glitch hiker]

I have no idea what point he's trying to make by talking about a completely different football event.

 

[scalyboy]

Gor, strike a light, old Lozza may be a scion of an aristocratic thespian family and a former public schoolboy, but he hasn't lost the common touch, and no error, guv. Look at him talking football talk so as to show the likes of us he ain't putting on no airs and graces. Why, I bet he'd be just as happy sinking a 'pint' down the 'local' as he would be sipping cocaine-laced cocktails and smoking Cuban cigars rolled by howler monkeys at his exclusive Mayfair gentleman's club wot ain't for the likes of us. What a gent.

Fair warms the cockles of your heart, gor blimey so it does.

 

[krtek a houby]

Gor, strike a light, old Lozza may be a scion of an aristocratic thespian family and a former public schoolboy, but he hasn't lost the common touch, and no error, guv. Look at him talking football talk so as to show the likes of us he ain't putting on no airs and graces. Why, I bet he'd be just as happy sinking a 'pint' down the 'local' as he would be sipping cocaine-laced cocktails and smoking Cuban cigars rolled by howler monkeys at his exclusive Mayfair gentleman's club wot ain't for the likes of us. What a gent.

Fair warms the cockles of your heart, gor blimey so it does.

Gor Blimey News should suit him.

 

[Dogsauce]

Gor Blimey News should suit him.

He’s cringingly desperate to get his own show on it, like Peggy off hi-de-hi, but wants to be a brown shirt not a yellow coat.

 

[PR1Berske]

He’s cringingly desperate to get his own show on it, like Peggy off hi-de-hi, but wants to be a brown shirt not a yellow coat.

F----ing love that analogy

 

[equationgirl]

Thanks to this thread I know he was married to Billie Piper and was on Question Time being a knob. Other than that no and I have watched Endeavour, he obviously didn't leave an impression.

He wasn't in Endeavour, he was in Lewis as the sidekick.

 

[Dystopiary]

 

[Pickman's model]

What was fox expelled from Harrow for?

 

[LeytonCatLady]

What was fox expelled from Harrow for?

Bullying, apparently. Which is a bit like Hitler getting kicked out of the Nazi Party for racism.

 

[Orang Utan]

Bullying, apparently. Which is a bit like Hitler getting kicked out of the Nazi Party for racism.

also shagging

 

[LeytonCatLady]

also shagging

They probably considered that the worse crime!

 

[Orang Utan]

They probably considered that the worse crime!

no doubt

 

[Orang Utan]

can someone please listen to this for me and tell me how shit it is?
(i was lucky enough to have had the sound off when it started)

 

[Orang Utan]

ps if you’re a small business and want to increase your sales, piss Laurence Fox off:

 

[Dystopiary]

He keeps using "middle class" as an insult but he's a flipping toff.
Talk about pretentious.

 

[Orang Utan]

He keeps using "middle class" as an insult but he's a flipping toff.
Talk about pretentious.

he is upper class so i guess it is

 

[Dystopiary]

he is upper class so i guess it is

Yeah, that could be it - maybe he thinks they're frightfully common.

 

[two sheds]

I still prefer the cover someone did of his first live performance.

 

[Dystopiary]

can someone please listen to this for me and tell me how shit it is?
(i was lucky enough to have had the sound off when it started)

OMFG, no. Sorry.

 

[two sheds]

It's actually like a teenager singing flat about how this girl doesn't love him back and doesn't appreciate him (but you can tell she actually thinks he's a bit of a tosser).

 

[LeytonCatLady]

He keeps using "middle class" as an insult but he's a flipping toff.
Talk about pretentious.

And as for him calling anyone narcissistic! Pots and kettles spring to mind.

 

[Reno]

ps if you’re a small business and want to increase your sales, piss Laurence Fox off:
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In the case of children's books "diverse cast of characters" refers to the likes of the Gruffalo, Harry Potter, The Stinky Cheese Man and The Tiger Who Came to Tea, which genuinely is diverse. And that's what triggered him.

 

[SpookyFrank]

can someone please listen to this for me and tell me how shit it is?
(i was lucky enough to have had the sound off when it started)

I know we all know this but it's not apartheid if you can very easily put yourself on the other side of it.

 

[equationgirl]

It's actually like a teenager singing flat about how this girl doesn't love him back and doesn't appreciate him (but you can tell she actually thinks he's a bit of a tosser).

My god was he flat. I winced

 

[Dystopiary]

ffy Loz

 

[Yossarian]

can someone please listen to this for me and tell me how shit it is?
(i was lucky enough to have had the sound off when it started)

Imagine something really shit then make it 10 times shitter in every way.

He also appears to be morphing into Deirdre Barlow.

 

[kittyP]

can someone please listen to this for me and tell me how shit it is?
(i was lucky enough to have had the sound off when it started)

It's like it satirical character, like Alan Partridge, except, it's not

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

They probably considered that the worse crime!

It is if it wasn’t consensual.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

It is if it wasn’t consensual.

True, but I can't find anything suggesting it wasn't. You got any linkage? Not that anything would surprise me about him.

 

[kalidarkone]

And as for him calling anyone narcissistic! Pots and kettles spring to mind.

Or fridges and freezers!