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Laurence Fox. The twat.

I met Timmy Mallet once in the bar at a WCFC away game at Maidenhead United. Not sure what that's got to do with anything.

I met him, and was malletted, in a student club during my fresher's week, about twenty years ago.

I also owe to him my first awareness of what became the European Union. It must've been around 1990 when Wacaday did a week looking at other European countries, and they had this thing called the "EE Sea" which I think people went swimming in. Oh heady days.
 


Years back, I met these two lads at a fairly shite house party.
We bonded over a love of weed, and they said there was another - better - party on the other side of town.
After walking fucking miles, and receiving numerous 'mate, you should've stayed' texts, we arrived at the exact moment the second party was raided by the police.
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Fox has the same look I had when I realised I've totally gone to the wrong party, with two wankers, and there's a bag of skunk in my pocket.
 
I met him, and was malletted, in a student club during my fresher's week, about twenty years ago.

I also owe to him my first awareness of what became the European Union. It must've been around 1990 when Wacaday did a week looking at other European countries, and they had this thing called the "EE Sea" which I think people went swimming in. Oh heady days.
stealing malletted :D
 

hasn't a chance of winning. I wonder how big a donation to charity he'll agree to settle for.
There should be a special place in Hell reserved for the kind of cunt who flings around "paedophile" as a generic insult.

Although I imagine that the cunt Fox qualifies for quite a few special places in Hell as it is... :hmm:
 
Went into town yesterday and was greeted with this:


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There should be a special place in Hell reserved for the kind of cunt who flings around "paedophile" as a generic insult.

Although I imagine that the cunt Fox qualifies for quite a few special places in Hell as it is... :hmm:

what did the devil do to deserve Fox.

could probably get assorted airsoft types to pose and we could convince the twat there's a section of the military prepared to back him in a coup obviously Katy Hopkins would be part of the junta but who would be the other candidate?
 
tbf I'd vote for him😲 but I live in Brighton so Boris was funny when he was mayor, most of the rest of England would vote for the twat to be mayor of London imply for the lols😈
 
tbf I'd vote for him😲 but I live in Brighton so Boris was funny when he was mayor, most of the rest of England would vote for the twat to be mayor of London imply for the lols😈
Is the sort of response you were hoping for along the lines of...you'd be a cunt to vote for the cunt, (wherever you fucking well live), Johnson was and is an unfunny cunt and cunts, cunt?

That sort of thing?
 
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