Laurence Fox. The twat.

[klang]

Where is the lucky town anyway?

In the sunlit uplands.

 

[krtek a houby]

Where is the lucky town anyway?

Narnia

 

[cupid_stunt]

Where is the lucky town anyway?

Hopefully nowhere near Worthing, unless it's 3 miles south of the pier, I would welcome him there.

 

[brogdale]

Where is the lucky town anyway?

Clacton?

 

[moochedit]

Clacton?

(((Clacton )))

 

[moochedit]

Hopefully nowhere near Worthing,

Might not be so bad. Does Worthing have a mcdonalds?

 

[Lotte]

It won't be Manchester, too left-wing.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Might not be so bad. Does Worthing have a mcdonalds?

Yes, it has a McDonalds, does he like McDonalds?

Only there's been a couple of stabbings outside there, so that could work well.

 

[moochedit]

Yes, it has a McDonalds, does he like McDonalds?

Only there's been a couple of stabbings outside there, so that could work well.

Was thinking milkshakes

 

[WouldBe]

Must be one of those old sea forts he could move into.

He might not be happy but everyone else would be.

 

[moochedit]

He's got engaged to a "conspiracy podcaster" apparently according to the daily hail

 

[cupid_stunt]

Was thinking milkshakes

My thinking is ahead of you, stabbed outside McDonalds, load him on a boat out to the windfarm, tie him to a turbine, and let the seagulls finish him off.

What is life good for if my dreams can't ever come true?

 

[moochedit]

let the seagulls finish him off.

Maybe they have their uses after all

 

[Pickman's model]

My thinking is ahead of you, stabbed outside McDonalds, load him on a boat out to the windfarm, tie him to a turbine, and let the seagulls finish him off.

What is life good for if my dreams can't ever come true?

Stabbed o/s mcd's, minced inside and turned into burgers, shat down the drain by the weekend

 

[Serge Forward]

Where is the lucky town anyway?

Upper Fashington

 

[ElizabethofYork]

 

[Dovydaitis]

I have an awful feeling it will be the Cotswolds or Oxfordshire. We tend to get all of them here

 

[WouldBe]

let the seagulls finish him off.

I think even they would have better taste than to touch him.

 

[DotCommunist]

Where is the lucky town anyway?

Hopefully its one of the poorer coastal town and the locals beat him like a piñata full of money before throwing him into the briny depths

 

[Louis MacNeice]

Hopefully its one of the poorer coastal town and the locals beat him like a piñata full of money before throwing him into the briny depths

So Lancing not Worthing then.

Just joking - Louis MacNeice

 

[tim]

I have an awful feeling it will be the Cotswolds or Oxfordshire. We tend to get all of them here

Shove him in your Wickerman if he turns up

 

[JimW]

Shove him in your Wickerman if he turns up

Next year's cheese-rolling sorted.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Next year's cheese-rolling sorted.

RSVP - BYO garrotte cheese slicer

 

[tim]

RSVP - BYO garrotte cheese slicer

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A low tech Goldfinger end for Double O Zero.

 

[equationgirl]

He's got engaged to a "conspiracy podcaster" apparently according to the daily hail

Wasn't he engaged to some much older lady a while back?

I can't keep up.

 

[equationgirl]

I have an awful feeling it will be the Cotswolds or Oxfordshire. We tend to get all of them here

((((Oxfordshire))))

 

[scalyboy]

Wasn't he engaged to some much older lady a while back?

I can't keep up.

Neither can he.
'Gaknob' as it is known in the medical profession

 

[Dystopiary]

Wasn't he engaged to some much older lady a while back?

I can't keep up.

He got engaged in 2022 and for some reason he and Kathy Gyngell aka "The Conservative Woman" joked that his new fiancée was her for a bit, but it was 28 year old Arabella Fleetwood Neagle

In 2020 he said he'd never date anyone under 35 because they are "primed to believe they are victims," "too woke" and "absolutely bonkers."

They split up weeks before the wedding was due, apparently.

 

[moochedit]

Wasn't he engaged to some much older lady a while back?

I can't keep up.

Guess noone stays engaged to him for long then. Wonder why?

 

[two sheds]

They split up weeks before the wedding was due, apparently.

The closer it got, the more reality dawned on her