Yossarian
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It’s genius really. You’re a jobbing actor and wannabe rockstar, one among thousands of chinless, well spoken boys with a sliver of talent in London. Your sister is famous, proper famous, your brother in law is too. And you just can’t quite get there. You’re tried for years but you just don’t have what it takes
So then you go full Milo and boom- print and social media can’t get enough of you, you’re the hero of the hour for the incels and the alt right, you’re in the radio, the left are opening threads on discussion boards, writing articles and tearing their hair out about you.
And bingo, he’s got what always eluded him.
But he might be in for a shock when the only acting roles he gets offered are in Ayn Rand adaptations.