Dystopiary
putting up a hook to hang my hopes upon
Yes! Only David Tennant can get away with that.Somebody should tell him you're not meant to wear trainers with a suit.
Yes! Only David Tennant can get away with that.Somebody should tell him you're not meant to wear trainers with a suit.
...and crowds came from far and wide, travelling great distances, to wonder at this almighty great bellend.So true...
I didn't watch that tbh, I just couldn't.Brand gets less cockney when he gets very stressed. It was very noticeable in his not mea culpa guv video of the other week.
Yes! Only David Tennant can get away with that.
Wondering what the sentencing is like for conspiracy to angle-grind street furniture.
Letterman did that but it looked goodSomebody should tell him you're not meant to wear trainers with a suit.
Says who? Shoes are horrible to wear.Somebody should tell him you're not meant to wear trainers with a suit.
Says who? Shoes are horrible to wear.
He said:Can't see what it's in response to. Bloody twitter only shows the one tweet now if you not signed in, so can't see threads or replies or anything.
Scottish, though, right?View attachment 394274
Oi! I think you'll find I looked fucking BOSS
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Fair enough, but you look cool and confident in yours because you're genuinely happy to be marrying the woman you love. Fox just looks a fucking knob.View attachment 394274
Oi! I think you'll find I looked fucking BOSS
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Thanks. Oh he's being silenced then.He said:
Hello. I’m back. Had to get a new phone as the 6 police who were sent barreling into my house yesterday have taken ever electronic device, including my boys iPads.I have a lot to say about the last few days. Speak in a bit. Never give in.
That's a look though isn't it. I mean fair play.View attachment 394274
Oi! I think you'll find I looked fucking BOSS
<to keep on topic - Fox is a knob, pass it on>
12. And much was their astonishment at the unmitigated shite which he did give utterance to....and crowds came from far and wide, travelling great distances, to wonder at this almighty great bellend.
Praise God12. And much was their astonishment at the unmitigated shite which he did give utterance to.
13. It is, said a passing elder, like unto a camel who doth have the diarrhoea. For the copious flow of effluence that doth give issue from Looziah’s gob has not been known for many generations.
14. For verily, even when Moses did part the waters of the Red Sea, only for them to fall, crashing down in great waves upon King Pharoah’s army, such that 10,000 were drowned in that mighty flood;
15. Yea, e’en then, the waters had not been polluted with gallons of sewerage by Affinity Water Solutions (Middle East) Ltd.
I'm fairly sure I've seen Bellendius describe himself as a Christian - so it's the only language he understands.Praise God
Brand gets less cockney when he gets very stressed. It was very noticeable in his not mea culpa guv video of the other week.
This is great fun. Lozza has become a much better entertainer since he stopped being an actor.
Nah, on this I will reluctantly defend Brand because it's defending other people from Grays - his accent isn't put on in the slightest, it's how people from Grays usually speak. He probably says some words a bit posher because he learned them from posh people when he was older.