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Laurence Fox. The twat.

Somebody should tell him you're not meant to wear trainers with a suit.
Letterman did that but it looked good
(sry, a bit American but he was famous for it)

 
Can't see what it's in response to. Bloody twitter only shows the one tweet now if you not signed in, so can't see threads or replies or anything.
He said:

Hello. I’m back. Had to get a new phone as the 6 police who were sent barreling into my house yesterday have taken ever electronic device, including my boys iPads.I have a lot to say about the last few days. Speak in a bit. Never give in.
 
...and crowds came from far and wide, travelling great distances, to wonder at this almighty great bellend.
12. And much was their astonishment at the unmitigated shite which he did give utterance to.

13. It is, said a passing elder, like unto a camel who doth have the diarrhoea. For the copious flow of effluence that doth give issue from Looziah’s gob has not been known for many generations.

14. For verily, even when Moses did part the waters of the Red Sea, only for them to fall, crashing down in great waves upon King Pharoah’s army, such that 10,000 were drowned in that mighty flood;

15. Yea, e’en then, the waters had not been polluted with gallons of sewerage by Affinity Water Solutions (Middle East) Ltd.
 
12. And much was their astonishment at the unmitigated shite which he did give utterance to.

13. It is, said a passing elder, like unto a camel who doth have the diarrhoea. For the copious flow of effluence that doth give issue from Looziah’s gob has not been known for many generations.

14. For verily, even when Moses did part the waters of the Red Sea, only for them to fall, crashing down in great waves upon King Pharoah’s army, such that 10,000 were drowned in that mighty flood;

15. Yea, e’en then, the waters had not been polluted with gallons of sewerage by Affinity Water Solutions (Middle East) Ltd.
Praise God
 
This is great fun. Lozza has become a much better entertainer since he stopped being an actor.

Brand gets less cockney when he gets very stressed. It was very noticeable in his not mea culpa guv video of the other week.

Nah, on this I will reluctantly defend Brand because it's defending other people from Grays - his accent isn't put on in the slightest, it's how people from Grays usually speak. He probably says some words a bit posher because he learned them from posh people when he was older.
 
This is great fun. Lozza has become a much better entertainer since he stopped being an actor.



Nah, on this I will reluctantly defend Brand because it's defending other people from Grays - his accent isn't put on in the slightest, it's how people from Grays usually speak. He probably says some words a bit posher because he learned them from posh people when he was older.

i just assumed he was very rich and posh. Oh well he's definitely a cunt so I'll cling onto that.
 
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