Spandex
A crazy bulbous punchbag of sound
Okay then.Don't hold back Spandex, say what you think
He's a plodding visionless middle management nonentity who's been used by far more capable people on the right of the party as a blank space that was hard to criticise as he's such a fucking void of a person, living off some vague sense of liberalism from when he worked on the McLibel case over a quater of a century ago. His lack of talent is only matched by his luck at being in the right place at the right time to become leader. He has nothing to offer the country and if he ceased to exist it'd make no measurable impact on the world.