Keir Starmer's time is up

[teqniq]

Right. Won't call for a ceasefire but wants to get to a position where hostilities stop. I'm glad we've cleared that up then. Fucking useless twat:

 

[tommers]

Right. Won't call for a ceasefire but wants to get to a position where hostilities stop. I'm glad we've cleared that up then. Fucking useless twat:

This shit wouldn't happen if he actually said what he thought. Then he might have a coherent position that he believed in and was able to explain.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

He seems to have achieved the impossible - he's somehow found a position where regardless of people's views on the situation, they can all come together and agree 'that is absolute bollocks, you fucking twat.' Quite something tbf.

 

[not-bono-ever]

Nick Brown resigns from Labour over ‘complete farce’ disciplinary process.

Nick brown jumps ship. Safe seat and all that but he’s been there eons

 

[two sheds]

His legal team, he added, “have told me that, in light of the party’s refusal to comply with even the most basic of safeguards, evidential and procedural measures to be expected of any quasi-judicial process, they are unable to advise me that I could expect a fair hearing”.

He ended: “Things have reached a very sorry pass when the likely next party of government conducts cases of this gravity in a manner more akin to those of a mismanaged golf club.”

Basic government done better

 

[Puddy_Tat]

This shit wouldn't happen if he actually said what he thought. Then he might have a coherent position that he believed in and was able to explain.

i think the only snags would be

having a coherent position

believing in anything

being able to explain it

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

i think the only snags would be

having a coherent position

believing in anything

being able to explain it

Trying not to reverse at ninety miles an hour if the right wing press were negative about it

 

[The39thStep]

 

[Pickman's model]

Trying not to reverse at ninety miles an hour if the right wing press were negative about it

like the apocryphal italian tanks the labour party have but 1 forward and 5 reverse gears

 

[Karl Masks]

"adults in the room"

 

[gosub]

"I, a rich man, won't buy my sister lunch" is a weird flex.

Presumably having referenced it politically completely fine for the tax payers to pay his on expenses

 

[andysays]

Basic government done better

If only they had someone with a bit of legal experience...

 

[steeplejack]

Good grief. Shur Kieth struggles like an English tailender facing the West Indies bowling attack on a green wicket in the 1980s… on a definition of ‘working class’

Hideously embarrassing. Maybe not for the demographic he’s currently trying to attract, mind.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

Bodied on class politics by Nick Ferrari, jesus.

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[Lorca]

yep, he's just so, so bad at this stuff:

 

[danny la rouge]

yep, he's just so, so bad at this stuff:

Jesus fucking Christ.

 

[_Russ_]

yep, he's just so, so bad at this stuff:

I just see a blank white space (or is that the point?)

 

[Karl Masks]

I just see a blank white space (or is that the point?)

That's Nick Ferrari

 

[brogdale]

Jesus fucking Christ.

in which an individual's position within a class hierarchy is determined by their desire to have a nice holiday; why have we wasted so much time discussing this issue on here?

 

[Elpenor]

in which an individual's position within a class hierarchy is determined by their desire to have a nice holiday; why have we wasted so much time discussing this issue on here?

Judith Chalmers must be the most working class person in the country

 

[SpookyFrank]

I just see a blank white space (or is that the point?)

That's the man's tombstone right there.

Sir Keir Starmer

Blank White Space

 

[Puddy_Tat]

on a definition of ‘working class’

did he mention the crucial question of whether or not you own your bucket?

 

[Elpenor]

did he mention the crucial question of whether or not you own your bucket?

His father was a bucket maker

 

[brogdale]

Loved his old Mum, though...bought her a donkey sanctuary

 

[PTK]

Right. Won't call for a ceasefire but wants to get to a position where hostilities stop. I'm glad we've cleared that up then. Fucking useless twat:

“I want an end to this Conservative government, but I do not want people to cease voting for it. I want an end to climate change, but I do not want people to cease producing greenhouse gases. I want an end to the loud music in the flat above, but I do want the tenant to cease playing it. I want an end to hostilities in the Gaza Strip, but I do not want a ceasefire.”



The Thoughts of Keir Starmer.

 

[Dystopiary]

I want an end to Keir Starmer and I don't want people to vote for him.
Just as he likes it.

 

[Elpenor]

Presumably dropping this is a requirement to get the Murdoch press endorsement in the new year

Labour backs away from press reforms after Prince Harry’s phone-hacking court victory

The party has made it clear that Keir Starmer had no intention of reviving the second stage of the Leveson inquiry

www.theguardian.com

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

I might have already said this here.......a few months ago I was extolling the virtues of tactical voting and how it would be daft not to vote labour as its the only way to get the ultra-cunts out.
I apologise profusely..its still the only way to get them out but, well FFS its a fucking quandary alright

True. Do you vote for the Cunty But Not Quite As Bad As The Other Cunts Party or the Total Absolute Cunt Party. I predict a low turn-out.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Cunty But Not Quite As Bad As The Other Cunts Party or the Total Absolute Cunt Party.

Thing is I'm not even totally sure which one is which any more.