ruffneck23
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He is speaking now...
Just said he will resign if he gets a FPN
He does sound a little teary though
Just said he will resign if he gets a FPN
He does sound a little teary though
Keir Starmer's time is up
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cupid_stunt
Where's the bloody sun?
He's done it, he will resign if fined.
steveseagull
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His worse nightmare now is not getting fined but also not getting cleared a la our old friend Dominic Cummings.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
less teary and more maudlin after a dozen pints
fed up of being called a hypocrite by the cunts all weekend?
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Starry Wisdom
Everyone knows he's a cunt
ruffneck23
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Apparently Rayner has said she will go too.
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Starry Wisdom
Two for the price of one
Bingoman
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When?
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
Hopefully today
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
Well, this puts a wee bit of pressure on Durham Constabulary. Erm... the power to remove this mighty colossus of the labour movement.
Anyway, this was just about the only thing he could do and claws back a bit of the damage over the charge of hypocrisy. His bigger problem is that he's a useless tosser who thinks banging on about Corbyn is his best route to power. Getting ahead of the hypocrisy curve on party/pizzagate isn't going to affect that being a shit strategy.
Anyway, this was just about the only thing he could do and claws back a bit of the damage over the charge of hypocrisy. His bigger problem is that he's a useless tosser who thinks banging on about Corbyn is his best route to power. Getting ahead of the hypocrisy curve on party/pizzagate isn't going to affect that being a shit strategy.
ruffneck23
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I saw it a few mins ago, il try and find it, although I'm in the pub so it may take a few mins.
Bingoman
Well-Known Member
No I meant when did she announce that she will go if fined I not heard this bit of new yet?
Spandex
A crazy bulbous punchbag of sound
Christ, Starmer is fucking shit.
For this super important press conference, which is clearly going to be all over the news, he spent more time staring at his notes than looking at the camera, looked and sounded completely insincere and is so boring I had trouble staying focused on what he was saying.
This is his big moment doing something daring and he looked like an 8 year old reading the introduction to a school play. Is that the best he can do? Did he not practice beforehand? Did no-one tell him?
So far I've figured this story is a load of bollocks pushed by the Tories through their mouthpiece at the Daily Mail to take the pressure off Johnson, but having watched the dismal Starmer's dismal performance I find myself hoping for him to get slapped with a FPN just so I need never have to look at his useless fucking face again.
Come on Durham Constabulary do yer worst.
For this super important press conference, which is clearly going to be all over the news, he spent more time staring at his notes than looking at the camera, looked and sounded completely insincere and is so boring I had trouble staying focused on what he was saying.
This is his big moment doing something daring and he looked like an 8 year old reading the introduction to a school play. Is that the best he can do? Did he not practice beforehand? Did no-one tell him?
So far I've figured this story is a load of bollocks pushed by the Tories through their mouthpiece at the Daily Mail to take the pressure off Johnson, but having watched the dismal Starmer's dismal performance I find myself hoping for him to get slapped with a FPN just so I need never have to look at his useless fucking face again.
Come on Durham Constabulary do yer worst.
Bingoman
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If both go at the same time then who would have to be the interim leader?
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
Pub minutes are much looser than other minutes in my experience.
lazythursday
Averagely-Known Member
Isn't this to ratchet up pressure on Durham police - now it's a resigning matter it's deeply political to issue the fine (especially given they let Cummings get away with it) and the police don't like that kind of political attention. So they are now considerably less likely to fine Sir Keith than they were this morning. A gamble but probably one which will work.
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Starry Wisdom
The shadow cabinet would scrap for it in parliament square
emanymton
A cat politely sat on the flaming gardener.
Not a very high bar.
I think it was always a resigning matter - his previous rhetoric on Johnson's FPNs made it impossible to be anything else.
maomao
普費斯
He's never finished a pint in his life.
Kaka Tim
Half Arsed and Slapdash till I Die
Maybe cos he knows he's very unlikely to get fined - so a risk free strategy and he gets the rule breaking stick back to hit Johnson with. But - Being Starmer - he will most likely twat himself in the face with it. Again.
Also - what a bunch of fuckwits - you'd think they'd have been very careful not to have done anything that might have looked like rule breaking - even if it technically wasn't. Especially as they must have known about the downing street parties - even if it was only strong rumours.
Jeff Robinson
Marxist-Lentilist: Jackboots and Jackfruit
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
Cue once in a lifetime unholy U75 support for a certain Northern based constabulary and their decision making......
Second time in as many years, what with the Barnard Castle fiasco.
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