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Keir Starmer's time is up

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one third of the labour councillors in wokingham has resigned "in disgust" from the party

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Yet another sign in the heavens that Keir Hardiean socialist Starmzy is taking control at the ballot box for his good old revival of war criminal Blair's joyous new dawn in 1997. He just took Kunduz, Sar-e-Pul, Taloqan, and Sherbegan and any minute now Ed Balls will be elected as Chancellor of the Exchequer so he can apply his careful study of Dennis Healey's work and get an IMF loan for the pound sterling and make us all as rich and glorious as Deng Xiaoping promised to make the Chinese. Just like good old war criminal did - we're all rolling in money aren't we? I can;'t keep track of how much I have got, my accountant just can't figure it out on his Excel spreadsheet. I just endowed Oriel College like Cecil Rhodes I am so rich.

His local councillors are flocking to his banner in their droves like the Jarrow Crusade marchers and Tories and Liberals and Greens and Left Unity and the Allliance for Green Socialism and the Women's Equality Party and the National Health Action party are converting at rapid pace. All of Change UK have now gone to socialist Starmzy and Heidi Allen will soon join the Cabinet as Josef Goebbels Minister for Public Enlightenment.

Her Tony Benn diaries will make great reading for historians. And good old captain haddock of the RNLI Nigel Farage just threw his hat in the ring with socialist Starmzy because Nigel's Cameo appearances have tanked and gone major bear market and his internet porn show with John Bercow on Only Fans has no viewers and he needs the money and a new job in Cabinet making Rachel Reeves laugh with his Harvey Weinstein chat up lines.

It's so impressive, it really is, how fast the man is taking control at the ballot box.His communications at the dispatch box have been dazzling like war criminal Blair and It's basically Attlee all over again and I for one can't wait for the New Jerusalem.

I'm just reading Hansard now to keep up with all those great speeches he has made. I particularly enjoyed Starmzy last Friday saying "gerrrr halleoe ahdabdhaha eyeye mmmm mumble mumble silly hello can you hear me? is this mike on? um could I have a glass of water please I am a bit tired and confused?"

What a great speech. What an incredle Furher Starmzy is going to be. I for one can't wait for the Nuremberg rally in the Speer stadium and can't wait a single second longer to die an appalling death in the globally warmed 49 degree frozen wastes of the Stalingrad campaign as we recapture Iraq from the ghost of indefatigable Saddam using socialist Keir's incredible military mind. He'll appoint Rory Stewart as Viceroy Mountbatten in Iraq and Iraq will turn into a living fucking paradise.

I personally will run faster than Usain Bolt to put my tick next to socialist Starmzy's name at the election and I will be joined by billions of others.
 
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steveseagull said:
Keith needs another relaunch

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Don't worry, I just captured him and launched him into space with Jeff Bezos and Richard Branson on a V2 rocket to Proxima Centauri where he can be the wisest governor they ever had and sit in his soiled Union Jack boxer shorts siphoning ants through a plastic straw like an ant-eater with war criminal and avowed socialist Tony Blair in a prison cell with thin walls next to Anders Breivik who can shout and rant all night long about his love for Melanie Phillips and deprive glorious socialist Keir and glorious socialist and war criminal Tony of a single ounce of sleep

Goodbye socialist Keir Hardie of the Independent Labour Party. Goodbye for ever.
 
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BREAKING BBC NEWS 231

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GO STARMZY!!! GREAT STUFF MATE!!!
 
Starmer rejects McCluskey's claim Labour could be finished under his leadership

He claims the party will fail to win back "red wall" seats lost to the Tories at the last general election and accuses Sir Keir of an "anti-democratic-crackdown on the left".
The Labour leader said he was wrong.
"I've a lot of respect for Len McCluskey but I don't agree with him on everything and this is one where I don't agree with him," said Sir Keir.
Asked why he did not agree with the union boss's assessment, Sir Keir replied: "Because I think he's wrong."
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He's keeping his power dry until conference in Brighton


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Has he killed the alpaca yet? Focus group said he won't be seen as capable of making the tough choices unless he pulls the trigger of the bolt gun himself.
 
Good old genius hot shot cut reporter Robert Peston who always has his finger right on the pulse of the corpse of British politics has just tweeted that wonderful and amazing and incredible and superb and glorious socialist Starmzy's approval rating has dipped so far into negative territory that he has become infinitely unpopular like a negative David Hilbert hotel. He really is about to annex Kabul at the ballot box and behead the poor old doomed Afghan President and his glorious rule will go on for a thousand fantastic years with pictures of noble blonde haired Aryans with huge biceps adorning every wall in the country and Leni Riefestahl will be resurrected like Jesus to do the films that everybody will absolutely devour at their local Odeons. What fun. His approval rating will rocket even further even day into more and more negatively infinite territory like Georg Cantor's different forms of infinity. Socialist Keir really is incredible. He's the Gregor Strasser of Britain!
 
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He wants Geronimo dead... :(

Not that I actually care. But it's just a measure of how stupid and lacking in political skill Sir Keir really is. Total dumbo.

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Riklet said:
He wants Geronimo dead... :(

Not that I actually care. But it's just a measure of how stupid and lacking in political skill Sir Keir really is. Total dumbo.
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Oh come on mate. Starmer is a brilliant genius like good old Johnny Mercer MP who is basically Winston Churchill and his fluent Pashtun and incredible knowledge of Afghan terrain and conditions like Napoleon hubrstically driving into Russia will ensure that the 750 British boys left in the Taliban's domain all of whom have PTSD and are in wheelchairs will lead a mindblowing assault on Taliban installations and wipe them off the map for good and lead to Mercer's faboulous thousand year Reich. Mercer like the 1 in 6 students in this country who can't grasp the Englsh alphabet but are still given an A* at A-level is so intelligent the 17 billion people in globally warmed 67 degree Britain will vote him in a coalition in an Attlee landslide at the ballot box with incredible genius Starmer and North Korean Britain will be governed wonderfully as per fucking usual and it will be an absolute fucking paradise. I just checked YouGov and Opninium and Starmer has just surged to 150,000,000% approval like Ceacescu in Romania as he was helicoptered out of Romania in 1989 as a rabid crowd of his totally delighted supporters closed in on the balcony fast.

My predictions are always and entirely wrong - apart from Italy winning the Euros and the Taliban retaking Afghanistan - but I do not foresee Starmer roaring to a 1997 landslide at the ballot box to reinstittue the Blairism that went so spectacularly wrong before.
 
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I'm surprised they let him back in after the Respect debacle. Definitely not the sign that Labour want to be giving out right now though.
 
#starmerout trending at Twitter and the tweets are roaring away like George Stephenson's rocket on an Isambard Kingdom Brunel suspension bridge

The banishment of complete genius Ken Loach to live with Bonaparte on Elba has really fired up the frenzied supporters of good old socialist Starmzy
 
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All this taking on the left in the party has become absurd even as a day to day tactic. It was awful politics and stopped the party taking on the tories. But now its gone beyond that and well into pointlessness. Nobody is listening.

'Look, look, we've kicked Ken Loach out! I'm a really strong leader'
'Err, right mate, sure, grand'.
 
Wilf said:
All this taking on the left in the party has become absurd even as a day to day tactic. It was awful politics and stopped the party taking on the tories. But now its gone beyond that and well into pointlessness. Nobody is listening.

'Look, look, we've kicked Ken Loach out! I'm a really strong leader'
'Err, right mate, sure, grand'.
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Has anyone been calling for this kind of action? Like, 'I'm a long time party member but Ken Loach is beyond the pale and I won't vote Labour again while he's still a member'? And if so, in significant numbers?

I can't understand why the Labour Party continues to destroy itself like this.

I know some people - as above - make the point it's a choice between Boris or Blairites, like there's no contest, people will have to hold their noses and vote Labour. But the problem is that it's not a binary choice. There are other parties. Scotland is lost to Labour, there are other parties to vote for and which have a chance of winning seats, albeit not a majority. But the other option is to not vote at all. Because people don't feel there's anyone or any party worth voting for.
 
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