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Keir Starmer's time is up

This has the makings to be the biggest car crash in TV history.
If he's as unknown and unliked as it appears, a general audience isn't going to be convinced by a fly on the wall documentary. He won't pass the "Gogglebox test" for sure.
 
It wasn't a party speech that everyone in the country was invited to though, it was a conference to mark the amalgamation of two centrist think tanks. I have no idea how big the guest list was, and nor do you. Either way the numbers are terrible, but it's comparing apples with oranges to compare it with an open meeting or rally that anyone can rock up to.
Fair point, though we know what those centrist open meetings or rallies 'that anyone can rock up to' look like:

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(Anyone remember Owen Smith's notorious 'ice-cream rally' in Liverpool during his failed leadership bid in 2016?)
 
do they have any idea how fucking pathetic they are? It absolutely is the same shit the same people served up with owen smith and aarggh eagle . And who came up with the Ed Stone and the CHUCK fucks. What is wrong with them? How many times do you have to pull the same lever resulting in a bucket of humiliation being pored over your head before you twig that it is not ever going to work?
 
do they have any idea how fucking pathetic they are? It absolutely is the same shit the same people served up with owen smith and aarggh eagle . And who came up with the Ed Stone and the CHUCK fucks. What is wrong with them? How many times do you have to pull the same lever resulting in a bucket of humiliation being pored over your head before you twig that it is not ever going to work?
They must have entire department working on humiliating naff and out of touch cringe ideas. Where do they get these people from?
 
Diane Abbott sticking the boot into Keith's twitching festering political corpse.

Seems the SCG are rallying behind Andy Burnham. Keith and Evans have ripped the rule book up so I don't think it matters whether he is an MP or not.

I guess Burnham would be a load better than the current bunch of amateur halfwits but I am not sure he is the answer.

 
If the Labour Left has to rely on Diane Abbott, they're fucked.
Also, I don't recall her questioning the leadership after Copeland so it's hardly an unbiased view of the state of things.
 
Problem with that is, to get Burnham in as leader, Labour would have to win a by-election somewhere sometime.
There's also the problem of they kind of need Starmer's support as well to even get to that stage. I imagine some going into Starmer and saying "Sorry mate, nothing personal but we've decided you're useless and want to get Andy back into Parliament so he can replace you"
I can't imagine him or his supporters being enthusiastic about that as an idea.
 
There's also the problem of they kind of need Starmer's support as well to even get to that stage. I imagine some going into Starmer and saying "Sorry mate, nothing personal but we've decided you're useless and want to get Andy back into Parliament so he can replace you"
I can't imagine him or his supporters being enthusiastic about that as an idea.
If he can go low enough in the polls - and I think he's perfectly capable of it - he may be convinced to do it. SKS is clearly not in control.
 
Can't remember who exactly, but there have been occasions where elderly MPs have agreed to give up their seats for a move to the house of lords trough (perhaps Tories?). Looks like Burnham very much wants to be leader, but it's not clear what the ideal route for him is. If Labour lose Batley and Spen - which I'm not convinced they will - it gets pretty close to a 'get Burnham at all costs' scenario I'd have thought. I mean from Labour's point of view, not mine. ;)

Hard to tell how Burnham would be as leader. He'd have a fair wind behind him in the party and he'd probably perform well against Johnson. A lot less dull then kieth, but that's not saying much at all. Politically, a return to something like an Ed Miliband position on some mythical left-right Labour continuum. But exciting? New ideas? Nope, not at all. Labour need to get rid of kieth, he looks like clubbed seal at the moment (and the boring clubbed seal that nobody cares about because he's boring). But Burnham ain't the answer, Labour's problems run a lot deeper.
 
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Are parties even that sincere in their quest to find a winning candidate if they still think they are in the middle of their wilderness years? Or perhaps more to the point, dont future candidates have a close eye on that sort of timing and prefer to wait until the opportunities seem more likely to result in victory?

Is his mayoral term 3 years? And will his original timing calculations already have been affected by the extra years delay to the mayoral election cycle caused by the pandemic?
 
Burnham is not well liked by party apparatchiks or the right of the party by all accounts so I doubt they're going to create an easy smooth route for him back to Westminster, when they can instead fantasise about Yvette or Rachel Reeves etc.
 
It's been said before but Burnham wasn't very good at politicking the first time around, that's why he lost. I think he probably has got a lot better at it since becoming GM Mayor but equally the King of the North bit is not obviously transferable to, well, anywhere that isn't the north. It's much easier to fight that particular corner than it is to lead the whole party.
 
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