TopCat
Putin fanboy
Responsible leadership.
Keir Starmer's time is up
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Responsible leadership.
Puddy_Tat
naturally fluffy
other than jeremy corbyn, you mean?
Monkeygrinder's Organ
Dodgy geezer swilling vapid lager
'Our new policy will see the Leader of Her Majesty's Opposition slapped across the face with a wet fish at ten minute intervals throughout the day.'
'As a point of deeply held principle Labour will be abstaining on the fish-slapping bill.'
belboid
Exasperated, not angry.
Is it a British fish?
mojo pixy
שיר חדש
Well! Well! Indeed, and arhhh, as my honourable friend [indicates JRM, who chuckles smugly at the unexpected attention] has already arhhh, clarified mister speaker, such a fish would indeed be, arhhh, a happier fish - not only, mister speaker, not only because it was now a british fish, arhhh, but with the honour, nay delight, arhhh, of being the first fish in three hundred years, mister speaker, three hundred years [JRM and various back benchers jeer] mister speaker, to have, in fact, slapped a leader of the opposition. Arhhh and I think it bears adding, mister speaker, that piscem slappator, semper doggerel [eruption of tory cheers]
[Starmer chortles along because he's already a Sir and millionaire so fuck you]
[Starmer chortles along because he's already a Sir and millionaire so fuck you]
Good news for the Northern Independence Party who will no doubt snatch up a portion of Liverpool's Labour activists now.
Edit - and potentially some councillors.
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SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
Hair gel tax
Shechemite
Be the sun and all will see you
Lol cheeky cunt
When the last bloke's cult of personality looks cooler than yours
ska invita
back on the other side
"thank you for being our leader" - no longer true 
skwawkbox have some survey figures that suggest 100k members have left, unconfirmed
skwawkbox have some survey figures that suggest 100k members have left, unconfirmed
TopCat
Putin fanboy
I can’t see a difference. Please help.
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
Looks like Dodds is out and rachel 'harder on benefits than the tories' reeves is in. This is sure to reverse those declining poll numbers, after all what everyone wants is a right wing dickhead with a social workers demeanour.
ska invita
back on the other side
"thank you for being our leader" sign photoshoped
two sheds
Least noticed poster 2007
1st photo from Corbyn meeting, second posted by Starmer pretending to be current. Brown handwritten placard would have been a bit of a giveaway if not altered.
Spandex
A crazy bulbous punchbag of sound
While they were doctoring the sign, they cheered up the grumpy bloke in front of the sign too. What's that about? Was his sneer deemed insufficiently enthusiastic for the Stamer Labour party?
Also touting promotion for Jess Philips and a return for Cooper and Benn. A party with zero new ideas and a belief that it's just about personality and presentation (both of which are also awful)
Keir Starmer's Labour: Where everyone is happy!
TopCat
Putin fanboy
That would be a startling leadership team.
Also touting promotion for Jess Philips and a return for Cooper and Benn. A party with zero new ideas and a belief that it's just about personality and presentation (both of which are also awful)
Let's face it, RLB was there to make a pretence at unity before bundling her out at the first opportunity. Dodds was there to ensure the soft left gave permanent inspection rights to their wallets. They'll come up with another reason to justify their ongoing support for the hard right leadership somehow.
mauvais
on reddit or something
I wonder if we can FOIA the brief.
"Make him a bit happier. Not massively happy, no one will buy that. Can you get him to look like he's just watched some policemen twat a journalist?"
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