Oh, bollocks. Here we go again........
'And the Lord Rupert said let there be a Royal Family, and let enormous quantities of trivia and drivel be written about them, yea unto the point where a mentally subnormal yak couldn't possibly find it interesting any more, and let babies be born unto this Royal Family, and let the huge swathes of sycophantic, nauseating sludge surpass even that written about their parents, even though these babies and their parents are about as interesting as a wet afternoon on the terraces at Selhurst Park'.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrD2RHrNMYU
Attila The Stockbroker : 'The Bible According To Rupert Murdoch'