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If social services are on the ball they'll take the baby off kate mountbatten-windsor as soon as it's out her cunt
Kate & Wills are having a baby.
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19sixtysix
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She lays eggs.
Buckaroo
Donkey piss and tractors
They're royal parasites. Some people posting here are republicans. What the fuck is it with you, that doesn't understand that?
Please. It's easy to look back on history and say 'Well this and that was out of order and such but What the fuck did that have to do with Wills and Kate? They didn't create the situation, they fell in love, got married and now they're going to have a child. Come on, let's leave the baggage and wish them all the best!
19sixtysix
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Fuck that, their baggage is full of all the stolen gold amassed from mass murder and thievery.
happie chappie
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Because it’s going to be incessant, fawning, blanket media coverage for weeks, and probably months on end, until she gives birth and some time after that as well.
Because it’s presented as bringing joy to the “whole nation” when this is complete and utter bollocks. Millions of people don’t give a shit but their views are marginalised, or just plain ignored.
Because it’ll probably boost the sales of the Daily Mail and the Daily Express.
Give me time – I’ll think of a few more reasons.
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two parasites have another parasite shock
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Tie them together and attach the stolen gold to them then give them one final helicopter trip over the thames estuary and we'll watch them swim to france
happie chappie
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Don't worry, I've got some (unused) ones in the loft which I put by just in case.
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Perhaps kate will succeed where her mother in law so conspicuously failed and manage to top herself - or remove the nauseating infant - by throwing herself downstairs.
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It's no yolk
Deareg
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Fell in love my bollox, he was told to get married and she was picked as his wife.
ElizabethofYork
Old Crone
Don't think Brenda and co would allow that.
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My money would be on something like charles george philip louis for a boy or elizabeth anne victoria for a girl. But let's hope it doesn't get to the naming stage.
starfish
No dialogue. Just plot.
Might be able to sneak it in as one of its dozen or so middle names.
happie chappie
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What about Prince Edward? Surely time for Sophie to get the turkey baster out.
Buckaroo
Donkey piss and tractors
Parasites?! The Royal Family? I don't get it, all these work shy lefty commies buying into celeb factor twat fuck and then whinging about poor old Wills and Kate. Honestly, filth! Hundred years ago the British Empire had control over a quarter of the world's land surface. From the Magna Carta to the Industrial Revolution, no Sovereign state ever gave more to the world. Let's just respect that and give praise to the new spawn of privilige and power and bullshit.
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Hmmm
19sixtysix
Life as viewed from a Gay Gorbals Garret
Buckaroo
Donkey piss and tractors
Hmmm is right! Just fucking about!!!
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Mercedes alma
TheHoodedClaw
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She already has, twice.
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Can't get anything from edward to put on it tho
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
Think we got rid of male primogeniture for the descendants of Charlie (?). In the absence of us coming to our senses (in a carpentry and sharp blades sense), said child will rule at some point, regardless of gender. Gawd, it's the very acme of liberal feminism. 
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