Kate & Wills are having a baby.

[happie chappie]

Osama Hamza Qatada Windsor ?

Best one so far!

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

Ipad Mini Windsor

 

[Firky]

Tribal Princess, blates

 

[Wilf]

Lady Twitter Von Farage

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

Baroness 'Like'

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

Or just go over-the-top posh and call it Remington Trumplebottom Marmajiles

 

[Espresso]

Brian Windsor for a boy.
And obviously, Barbara if it's a girl.

 

[UrbaneFox]

What about Prince Edward? Surely time for Sophie to get the turkey baster out.

I don't understand this. What does it mean?

 

[Pickman's model]

I don't understand this. What does it mean?

it means edward is unlikely to shag sophie so other measures have to be taken to try to introduce his sperm into her womb. the traditional method for this sort of thing is the romantically-named 'turkey baster'.

 

[DexterTCN]

I don't understand this. What does it mean?

He likes it up the bum....apparently.

 

[Pickman's model]

He likes it up the bum....apparently.

up the gary

 

[Wilf]

up the gary

... again, another name to avoid.

 

[UrbaneFox]

it means edward is unlikely to shag sophie so other measures have to be taken to try to introduce his sperm into her womb. the traditional method for this sort of thing is the romantically-named 'turkey baster'.

Thank you. I thought it was a Winterval in-joke.

If a turkey baster is good enough for Sandy Toksvig it's good enough for Prince Edward.

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

up the gary

 

[Pickman's model]

Thank you. I thought it was a Winterval in-joke.

If a turkey baster is good enough for Sandy Toksvig it's good enough for Prince Edward.

it's too good for prince edward

 

[youngian]

I was looking for the 'why the Guardian is now shit' thread but this speaks for itself-

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/blog/2...ridge-expecting-baby?CMP=twt_gu&commentpage=2

 

[clicker]

The Pound Shops are probably feverishly designing a mug adorned with a pinkish baby shaped blob.

 

[Pickman's model]

I was looking for the 'why the Guardian is now shit' thread but this speaks for itself-

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/blog/2...ridge-expecting-baby?CMP=twt_gu&commentpage=2

why, when it says news AND REACTION', are there no pictures of pools of vomit?

 

[Pickman's model]

The Pound Shops are probably feverishly designing a mug adorned with a pinkish baby shaped blob.

"the royal abortion 2013"

 

[where to]

Looks like we've been saved a Xmas day announcement. That would of been tedious.

Guess hospital situation meant they had to announce.

 

[Pickman's model]

Looks like we've been saved a Xmas day announcement. That would of been tedious.

Guess hospital situation meant they had to announce.

you never know, we can still look forward to an xmas day announcement from a hospital.

 

[Gingerman]

Nine months.....nine fucking months of gushing, speculation, poring over every fucking detail.... sycophantic nauseating medja coverage....losing the will to live

 

[clicker]

Nine months.....nine fucking months of gushing, speculation, poring over every fucking detail.... sycophantic nauseating medja coverage....losing the will to live

Thank fuck she's not an elephant.

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

Thank fuck she's not an elephant.

Would never happen. Phillip wouldn't allow an Indian or African to marry into the family.

 

[dennisr]

Cut This Monster Out Of Me
By Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge

http://www.theonion.com/articles/cut-this-monster-out-of-me,30602

Let not the cheers of Britons resound in the streets and fields of this sceptred isle, for in me grows a hellspawn intent on maleficence! I have but time for this one short missive I write to you now, imploring you, all of you, to please sever this inhuman wretch from my stomach! Do not gaze in its unborn eyes, for it shall entrance you! The parasite shall poison your mind and convince you of your love for it! Do not let it! Kill the parasite! Drain the blood from its throat!

 

[seeformiles]

Cue the press giving the likely location of the conception, the possible sexual positions employed, how many fags smoked afterwards, etc.

Makes me feel a bit queasy - a bit like watching Bill Oddie & co. cheering on stags rutting and the intercourse to follow..

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Was it the BBC that reported that it would give everyone in England a 'boost'.

Twats.

Tories are in, economy fucked, jobs boned, but look, royal baby, awwwww, merry christmas and g'bless you all.

 

[Limejuice]

Yesterday when my wife got home, cold, late and laden with shopping and work, my daughter told her, 'Have you heard that Kate Middleton's expecting?'

My wife sank onto a kitchen chair, fixed my daughter with a look and said, 'Been there, done that. Now put the bloody kettle on.'

 

[sim667]

She'd been admitted to hospital with acute morning sickness?

Jesus if I was a royal I hate to think what they'd wanna do with me with some of the pukes I've done in the past!

 

[TopCat]

Another Fucking Royal Parasite.